I’ve broken things down below between Things To Do and Hoops, but I’d like to start off by addressing my competition (comedy and flashy things will only get you so far):
1.
Denver (the hot favorite) – I don’t get why
Denvare is the favorite here, the average temperature in April is somewhere in
the mid-40s. Might as well have this
damn thing in Wisconsin and cut the cost by 2/3 and let Abe bang allthe fat chicks he can get his hands on. The big mouths in this thing are getting more
and more west coast and we all need a reality check.
2. Chattanooga (never count out the persuasion
of a dude called Smo)– being that my in-laws live here should be enough for
anyone that’s ever had a girlfriend to spare me the misery of having the
conversation of why I can’t see them when I’m in town for what will be my 2nd
visit of the calendar year (up from my usual 1 – best son-in-law in the
biz). Secondly, it’s Chattanooga –
regardless of what type of polish and jiz Smo throws at this thing.
Now, on to the important stuff:
THINGS TO DO
What’s cool about Cincy?
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Obvi – Mitchel Goosen and his film Airborne was
filmed there – should I just stop now?
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He jumped over a car… no big deal
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There is something to do for everyone
o
Live Music erry night – BenJAMin, wannabe JT, Hops
o
Food!!
Montgomery Inn has the best ribs in the biznass and the greatest
collection of sports memorabilia you will ever see – Wes, EVERYONE (and I’m not even mentioning my own parents restaurant.
o
1 or 3 US Hofbrauhaus in the US – home of the
48oz beer - Bruise, everyone
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Be sure to scroll down and peep the waitress and
their outfits
o
Kings Island – most badass roller coasters on
the planet – EVERYONE
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Think of what you did when you were a kid on a
basketball trip, water or theme park central – now imagine it with booze and
while all the HS dbags are in school
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FIREHAWK Bitches!!
o
Nightlife – EVERYONE
–think about how many Bengal arrests have happened around town just because
they can’t stop having fun
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Chill spots, club spots, you want it…I know
where it is
o
Cougars – Beas,
Smo, DEUCE!
o
Aquarium – Pitto,
Abe (the penguin room is freezing so it will be just like Denver)
o
Zoo – Pitto,
Esk (great family getaway for you two, 2nd ranked zoo outside of
Saint Diago)
o
Historical significance – Spotlight, the man loves his knowledge
o
Bob Huggins once coached there – Esk
o
Some old people live there – Sabin
o
Some people don’t talk there – Bmac
o
Terrible sportscasters blow dix there – BC (another new job out of a PCTI trip?)
HOOPS
Now that you all are sold as a bitch on the city – let me
tell you what the hoops will be all about.
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Gym – options, options, options
o
Dude I played with in HS is the Facility and
Operations manager at my old HS
o
My dad’s buddy is the Gym teacher at a different
HS
o
My mom’s homegirl is the principal of Highlands
HS in N Ky (closest proximity)
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We will be able to decide on where and when and
it will be cheaper than years past
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Hotel – have in with local Marriot, should be
cheap and right down town
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Referees – know HS refs in the area that should
be able to sign up at cost (even a 3rd one Pitto!)
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Stats people – guaranteed to be improved versus
PCTI IV
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New!!!
– I maintain full and sole ownership over the following ideas
o
Exhibition!
– I’ve already talked to a handful of guys that love what is PCTI and I thought
it would be a cool way to get a decent run in on Wed (easy to get 10-12) - all PCTI members in town
on same squad versus the exhibition
squad -- 3 15 minute “quarters” (subject to change) so everyone gets some good
floor time in
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Hoping Deuce could film and have BC interview
both teams to get some outside views on our games and this whole thing
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Gets the PCTI group together for once before we
hate each other for three days
o
3pt
contest – happens right after the exhibition and can go one of two ways
– 1. You enter yourself and compete 2. You
nominate someone from the Washington Generals exhibition squad to shoot for you
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$10-$20 per guy, and we can agree on odds (blog
post!) and have side action as necessary
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All rules subject to change to better the event
o
Mind is always moving and I guarantee another
couple new ideas prior to event tipoff
It’s not complicated fellas, it will be on the cheap side
for those of you still paying off last year’s PCTI and just as fun…I guarantee
it. Just fuckin vote Cincy now and save
the other two the embarrassment.
~ Your Friendly Neighborhood Cockboy
Nice Effort Strong. A couple of comments:
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2) I'd like to see Cincy get a shot at V just to help Scott Donley Sr. and The Root Beer Stand. Bruise and Deuce alone could clean out any excess inventory with just a few trips.
3) The family getaway trip to the zoo for Esk and Pitto had me laughing out loud at my desk. And since my work isn't remotely funny, my boss stared at me and knew I was goofing off. So thanks for that Strong.
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