PCTI IV Hit List

Each year, there is something that someone does on the court that makes one burn inside.  Whether it be someone going off for points that you feel shouldn't have happened, one playing well and you want to see to it that it never happens again, someone with a big mouth in the offseason that you want to crush, or just someone you straight up don't like... We all have those people.

Just because someone plays on my team doesn't mean they will be left off the list. Below are my top five going into PCTI IV, #1 being the guy that might not make it past two minutes before he gets taken out:

5. Scott Donley-One of the many things in this world that drive me crazy are when people are always falling down.  I'm not a ballerina by any means (I do have grace, however), but Donley came crashing to the ground more times than he scored.  Whether it be diving at your feet, using your head as leverage to jump resulting in some lost footing, or just diving for a ball that isn't even loose, he was living on the floor.  He reminded me of an Alex Gibbs OL cut blocking at any opportunity.  If he brings that same mantra to IV, I promise to give him a reason to be on the ground.

4. Big Brent Carney-I haven't forgotten about BBC's red faced snap out on me in III because my squad hit our first couple shots.  Forget the effort of working with Sabin to push game 1 back to accomodate him.  The snap out actually started brewing when he walked into the gym and I immediately asked him to get his headshot from the photographer, who was actually there per his request.  Once things started going his way he miraculously lost his attitude, and it's time he suffers some ramifications.

3. Michael Beasley-Betrayel is an awfully amusing thing.  After being a relative unknown, Beas has developed some friendships in PCTI, which I'm extremely happy about.  The funny part about it is that Beas has forgotten where he came from.  His newfound swag at the draft now that he has some guys that he think "Has His Back," resulted in him saying and doing whatever the opposite I had planned, and thus thinking he was really funny.  He also decided to take a rare day away from nature, crafting a detailed blog post about my shortcomings.  That's all well and good, he's just going to pay for it.

2. Ben Wilson-I don't know what else to say except I hate this guy.

1. Spotlight-It's getting to the point now that no matter what the write up is, I feel like Spotlight should be #1.  It was a tough decision deciding who I wanted to hit more between Ben and Spot, but Spot's accolades (Rich) garnered from his 6 and 2 have me on edge. No one appreciates low numbers and glue guys like me, but instead of being humble he goes on record preaching to anyone that will listen about how good of a rebounder he is.  I can promise I will do everything in my power to make sure this Nashville loving scrub goes down.