To celebrate Danie’s little person being brought into this
world, Sabin axed for the odds for the next member of PCTI to become a father.
Without further ado, here are the odds with the reason for all PCTI members:
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Name
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Odds
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Reason
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Cockstick
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EVEN
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Vegas has this guy as the favorite to
next knock up his old lady. Everything is there for the taking: Good job,
married a couple years, friends having babies, and CD finishing up school.
Plus they are both babez. #more'grampics
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Sabin
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3-1
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Mormons love having kids. All 3
families I know that are mormon have 5 kids or more. Jeff is sitting at 2. He
needs to get moving. I have confidence this old mans little guys can still
swim strong. #blondehairblueeyes
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Bruiser
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4-1
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Odds for Bruise have been plummeting.
Once a party man that could drink 40 beers in one night, now has escaped the
big city life and moved to Spring Hill. I also think of him raising his
strong hand towards Pitto like he was going to spank him in a game.
#fatherfigure
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Doctor Actor
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6-1
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Parties it up, does drugs, and knows aspiring
actresses girls with low self-esteem. I see him getting strung out on
Molly and slipping one past the goalie. Being a devout catholic will make
sure the baby momma doesn’t get an A word #noabortion
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Abe
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6-1
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This guy likes to party and engage in
delightful sexual experiences. Chances of him being drunk and getting some
chick prego makes him a good candidate. #QP #playa
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Big BC
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8-1
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My money is on BC for a middle of the
road odds. Has a fiance, so he's probably getting laid on the reg. He has his
BFF who just had and kid and does not want to be too far behind. I give it a
year. #honeymoonbaby
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Fruity Juice
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9-1
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Only reason he doesn't have better odds
is he has to wait til he and KK can knock boots again. Seeing as how women
tend to want children close together, I see them getting right back to it.
#daddyof5
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Nature
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10-1
|
Model-esque looks, having game, and
being a member of the QP helps his odds. He also is the Nature Boy which we
know the outdoors is a powerful aphrodisiac. Random sloots coming through
Tahoe helps as well #QP #bestlooking
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Spotlight
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10-1
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Good looking dude with probably the
best hair in PCTI. If Angilee would move to Boston his odds would be much
better. Probably one of the most father ready guys in this thing. #QP
#hipsterswag
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Grizzly
|
12-1
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Ben has really come into his own
recently and been puttin it to some strange. Tinder and travel for work has
helped the odds as well. Smart enough kid to pull out #tinderpimp
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Deuce
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15-1
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Deuce had a kid… convinced his brother
it was his. I hope not to be around if he has another. #THEMAN
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Run BMC
|
20-1
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Steady girlfriend, steady job. Also
lives in paradise. This should be a favorite to have a baby soon, but people
that should have babies, usually don't. #luckyguy
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HOPS
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25-1
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Married to a fine piece of ass. Still
very immature. Both he and his wife start school in August which will shelve
the baby wanting for a couple years #QP #hateskids
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Bad Boy
|
50-1
|
New job, new city. Plus he will be
trying to impress the other coaches and will be working non stop. Good odds
if you think he could meet some strange on the road in the Conference USA.
#hardworker
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Smo
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75-1
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This dude is super ugly. He has man
braces (sorry Abe). 3 things that drag him out of worse odds: 1) he loves fat
chicks. 2) He is funny. Funny gets you laid 3) If he somehow bags a hot
chick, he will try and impregnate her. #uglyduckling
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Pitt
|
200-1
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Rumors of a girlfriend will not allow
Vegas to lower these odds. The most annoying immature person in PCTI makes
the ladies run away screaming. Remember Manti Te'o supposedly hung out with
his "girlfriend" too. #catfish
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Fat Wes
|
Not Available
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Things working against this dude: His
weight, living and working in a shit hole, liking baseball, Young Life.
#gross
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