Next Father Odds

To celebrate Danie’s little person being brought into this world, Sabin axed for the odds for the next member of PCTI to become a father. Without further ado, here are the odds with the reason for all PCTI members:

Name Odds Reason Cockstick EVEN Vegas has this guy as the favorite to next knock up his old lady. Everything is there for the taking: Good job, married a couple years, friends having babies, and CD finishing up school. Plus they are both babez. #more'grampics Sabin 3-1 Mormons love having kids. All 3 families I know that are mormon have 5 kids or more. Jeff is sitting at 2. He needs to get moving. I have confidence this old mans little guys can still swim strong. #blondehairblueeyes Bruiser 4-1 Odds for Bruise have been plummeting. Once a party man that could drink 40 beers in one night, now has escaped the big city life and moved to Spring Hill. I also think of him raising his strong hand towards Pitto like he was going to spank him in a game. #fatherfigure Doctor Actor 6-1 Parties it up, does drugs, and knows aspiring actresses girls with low self-esteem. I see him getting strung out on Molly and slipping one past the goalie. Being a devout catholic will make sure the baby momma doesn’t get an A word #noabortion Abe 6-1 This guy likes to party and engage in delightful sexual experiences. Chances of him being drunk and getting some chick prego makes him a good candidate. #QP #playa Big BC 8-1 My money is on BC for a middle of the road odds. Has a fiance, so he's probably getting laid on the reg. He has his BFF who just had and kid and does not want to be too far behind. I give it a year. #honeymoonbaby Fruity Juice 9-1 Only reason he doesn't have better odds is he has to wait til he and KK can knock boots again. Seeing as how women tend to want children close together, I see them getting right back to it. #daddyof5 Nature 10-1 Model-esque looks, having game, and being a member of the QP helps his odds. He also is the Nature Boy which we know the outdoors is a powerful aphrodisiac. Random sloots coming through Tahoe helps as well #QP #bestlooking Spotlight 10-1 Good looking dude with probably the best hair in PCTI. If Angilee would move to Boston his odds would be much better. Probably one of the most father ready guys in this thing. #QP #hipsterswag Grizzly 12-1 Ben has really come into his own recently and been puttin it to some strange. Tinder and travel for work has helped the odds as well. Smart enough kid to pull out #tinderpimp Deuce 15-1 Deuce had a kid… convinced his brother it was his. I hope not to be around if he has another. #THEMAN Run BMC 20-1 Steady girlfriend, steady job. Also lives in paradise. This should be a favorite to have a baby soon, but people that should have babies, usually don't. #luckyguy HOPS 25-1 Married to a fine piece of ass. Still very immature. Both he and his wife start school in August which will shelve the baby wanting for a couple years #QP #hateskids Bad Boy 50-1 New job, new city. Plus he will be trying to impress the other coaches and will be working non stop. Good odds if you think he could meet some strange on the road in the Conference USA. #hardworker Smo 75-1 This dude is super ugly. He has man braces (sorry Abe). 3 things that drag him out of worse odds: 1) he loves fat chicks. 2) He is funny. Funny gets you laid 3) If he somehow bags a hot chick, he will try and impregnate her. #uglyduckling Pitt 200-1 Rumors of a girlfriend will not allow Vegas to lower these odds. The most annoying immature person in PCTI makes the ladies run away screaming. Remember Manti Te'o supposedly hung out with his "girlfriend" too. #catfish Fat Wes Not Available Things working against this dude: His weight, living and working in a shit hole, liking baseball, Young Life. #gross