Major Announcement coming SUNDAY

When I took over as commissioner on an interim basis, I promised to get the PCTI house in order. Sure enough, a few weeks later, we have our date set, we have our A/T and MVP (see previous post) and we have introduced our newest player. There's no question that PCTI is no longer leaking oil.

But here's the thing: I'm not the sort of guy who comes in, scoops up a failing company's stock, ousts the board and takes siege. That's just not me. Sure, I pretty much fixed two years of PCTI problems in a month but this is not what I do best. Anyone who knows me knows that first and foremost I am not a business man. What I am is equal parts dreamer, idea man and carnival barker. Think Steve Jobs, Steven Seagal and Steve Yzerman wrapped in to one.

Here's another thing: I'm not the sort of guy who is happy with just getting things back to the way they were. So while I have been out diligently working to return PCTI to its past glory, all the while I have imagined something greater. I knew to really do things MY way, I needed to make a splash and do something previously thought of as impossible.

Well guess what assholes....I've done it.

And not only have I done it, I went completely rogue to do it. Until this morning, nobody knew anything about it. Today, upon closing the deal, I broke my silence to tell the former commissioner about it.

His response - I kid you not - was this: "I haven't been this excited in my life since Madden was born."

MADDEN IS HIS CHILD, ASSHOLES.

For the rest of you, I've decided that I will give you the news THIS SUNDAY. I chose this Sunday because the Royal Rumble is this Sunday. And my announcement is the sort of thing that would really spice up a Royal Rumble.

THAT'S YOUR ONLY CLUE.