PCTI 2016 Chairman of the BORED CANDIDATES US Presidential Comparisons

Another day in PCTI, another attempted coup d'etat. This feels more like the 2016 US presidential election.

Let's review....

(Editor's Note: I'm throwing my hat into the ring).

Denis Crown-TRUMP 

-Both have bad hair which makes you question who gives them a haircut (their dad's perhaps)? 

-Lack of training in the weight room combined with eating 20 twinkies makes both appear physically imposing due to being fat not strong. 

-Both enjoy fake wrestling a little too much which makes you think if they can truly operate in the real world. 

-Both also try to rule with fear which only works on the SHEEPLE in PCTI.

-Who needs facts when whatever daily narrative works for them.

Milo Smor-HILLARY

-Despite the contrary, both are very savvy with their email acumen--always get to its intended recipients.

-Both look exactly like IDENTICAL TWINS. Those body types are scary similar.

-When they talk their voice sounds like nails on a chalkboard.

-Both lack sense of direction despite clean driving records.

-Both are desperate for power despite their spouses still running their households.

JT$ingz-GARY JOHNSON

-Both are lobbying for New Mexico for PCTI9.

-Both have faces you want to punch.

-Nobody understands what they're actually doing.

-Both can't sing.

-Both don't have a chance in this race.

VOTE WITH CONFIDENCE IN PCTI 2016.