Dear Spotlight,
I would’ve addressed you by your formal name, but I’m still
not sure what it is. So for now, your PCTI name will have to suffice.
You’ve enjoyed an historic and unprecedented wave of
popularity this offseason given the past several years of your superlative
on-court play and your genuine likeability off the floor. This has made me
simultaneously admire you and hate you for different reasons. While I
thoroughly enjoyed playing with you in PCTI 7, I also have come to resent the
fact that some members of the PCTI family favor your game over my own. Given
that, I am writing you for a few different reasons:
First, congratulations on an excellent PCTI 7 performance
and the justified accolades that came with it, namely some All-Tournament votes
and general love amongst the PCTI brethren. Averaging better than 10PPG with
47% FG and 47% from deep puts you in an elite shooting category among PCTI
marksmen. Your teammates also universally enjoyed playing with you and sang
your praises as a teammate. In reality, there’s not a justifiable reason to be
critical of anything you do in PCTI, outside of the obvious style choices that
make even the most intrepid among us cringe. So, well done.
Second, your PCTI 8 experience is shaping up to be one of
your best experiences ever. You’ll be playing with your favorite people, the
QuadPod. You’ll be in a world-class city with great weather, terrific scenery,
and a target-rich environment. You’re coming off an outstanding PCTI 7
performance last year that garnered your highest-ever draft position and the
moniker “PCTI’s best shooter.” And you’ll be invaluable to your team as a
necessary piece of the overall puzzle. Things are really looking up for you.
Third, and lastly, I am making it my personal mission in
life to ruin your PCTI 8 experience. Every time I hear someone say “He is PCTI’s
best shooter”, I boil inside, partly due to jealously and partly because I didn’t
take care of business last year. As such, I have dedicated myself to training
the same way I did heading into PCTI II. Unfortunately, this is bad news for
you. I am lifting and working out 4 times per week. When I work out, I think of
only you (no homo). You motivate me to get more reps into each set and to get
stronger and better every day. So I should thank you for that. But, I won’t. I
will only say that, like The Highlander, there can only be one. And I am doing
everything I can right now to make sure that, come July, that guy is me, not
you. So I’ll sign off by saying I’m looking forward to seeing you in a few
months, but you may not feel the same way about me once we lock horns. Until
then….
Yours in love and hate,
Jeff Sabin
This is going to be an interesting matchup of the two best ball movement/catch and shoot guys, with similar styles on the court and polar opposites off. You have to wonder if Spot will have the lactic acid out of his body after the flight.
ReplyDeleteI'm shocked and thrilled by this heal turn. I think I speak for everyone when I say Villian Sabin is my favorite Sabin. I'm tired of our team pretending we're not our for blood. Thanks for setting the tempo, Sabes.
ReplyDeleteDon't even respond Spot. Consider this bullshit taken care of.
ReplyDeleteTeam doo doo McNuggets can talk all they want. Through one ear, and out the other.
ReplyDeleteThis is FAKE NEWS. In August 2016 FAKE NEWS JEFF SABIN wrote that SPOTLIGHT PJH "Shot 47% for the tournament and also 47% from deep, the former being an excellent mark and the latter being otherworldly. 20 assists against just 7 turnovers for the weekend for an AT ratio approaching 3. Led the tournament in EFG of 63%. For those who may not understand this number, that is fucking ridiculous. Also led the tournament with 1.32 points per shot, which is hyper-efficient and makes me think we didn’t get him enough shots in the Natti. Scored double figures in 4 of 6 games, with a 5th game at 9 points. Made at least one 3 ball in EVERY SINGLE Game. Made at least 2 triples in 5 OF THE 6 GAMES. Honestly, this was just an amazing performance by the guy who I believe has claimed the title of PCTI’s Best Shooter. He has certainly given us all a mark to shoot for in PCTI 8." ...
ReplyDeleteSAD! that FAKE NEWS JEFF SABIN OF DALLAS, TX braggs about working out when I've never worked out in MY ENTIRE LYFE and I'm still better than him SAD!
ReplyDeleteThere he is. I'm coming for you.
ReplyDeleteSucks I have to hate Spotlight now for solidarity purposes because his ability to impersonate the president through the written word is impressive.
ReplyDeleteSabin>Paco. FTW.
ReplyDeletePCTI II Sabin was a delight to play with lol
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