Wednesday, October 30, 2019

Wild Animal Post - The Beast

For those of you that don't know, one of my bucket list items is to set up a Battle Royal at Kruger National Park... I would charge more than whatever the highest priced fight boxing ticket cost, and it would be the most epic fight of all time...

I spend a lot of time watching wild animal stuff on YouTube... If you have ever looked at the PCTI stations recent videos, you will likely see a lot of Hippo attack videos.  Anyway, thank you Hops for the opportunity to Lorenzen write this up.

The Beast: Giraffe
Finishing Move: Curb Stomp
Temperament: Bi-Polar
Similarities: Unexpected Aggression, Unassuming Power, Length, Big Upper Body, Small Lower Body, Kicking Fetish, Dual Threat, Fake Nice, Lack of Need for Water.
Commentary: Chronically underrated, both The Beast and the Giraffe don't get enough love for being a go to assassin.  Each can hurt you multiple ways, with the Giraffe's stomps and neck swing, and the Beast's inside out game.  Despite a frail frame, both can take a lick with the best of them.
Fun Fact: A giraffe's kick can decapitate a lion.




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