TIMING: Effective Immediately.
POSITION LOCATION: Dallas, TX
POSITION REQUIREMENTS: Rigorous training regimen, 100% attendance commitment, dedicated to camaraderie.
POSITION START DATE: Thursday, October 14 (click link and save): https://calendar.google.com/event?action=TEMPLATE&tmeid=NjdvNW5sOGtiZWFqdDdkc3V0b3RyMzMzZjYgZGFuaWVsa3Jvd0Bt&tmsrc=danielkrow%40gmail.com
CONTRACT LENGTH: Lifetime commitment.
SUMMARY: A privately held organization with active membership, PCTI has shown an ability to evolve over time, and will not be a casualty of the 2020 pandemic. PCTI will be back, and stronger then ever.
PERSONNEL/TEAM MEMBERS:
Great Generation:
- Captain: Kyle Huckins.
- Member: Anthony Hopkins.
- Member: BEAST Carney.
- Member: Juice Godon.
- Member: Andy Cibotti.
- Member: Danny Krow.
- Member: Ben Wilson.
- Member: Michael Orr.
Baby Boomers:
- Captain: Josh Stephens.
- Member: Scott Donley.
- Member: Tyler Powell.
- Member: Joe Thompson.
- Member: Michael Beasley.
- Member: Spotlight Higdon.
- Member: Ian Van Unit.
- Member: Jeff Sabin.
COMMENTARY (one liner what comes to mind when I think of everyone's pandemic).
- Kyle: Got frustrated for two weeks because his routine was off. Overpaid on equipment and built a home gym. Got back into a groove and life was no different.
- Hops: Moved all over the country to keep himself stimulated because he is too social to be bored.
- Beast: Lost a bunch of weight.
- Juice: Bumped his running mileage up 50%.
- Smooth: Reduced his walking mileage 50%.
- Ben: Watched a lot of news and spent the time freaking out.
- Smo: Upped his vitamin intake by 50%.
- Abe: Retired.
- Donley: Got promoted and was busier then ever.
- TP: Reduced his work schedule by 50%, upped his income by 50%, upped his time on the lake by 75%.
- Actor: Created 100 different businesses in his head and contemplated moving to 50 different cities.
- Deuce: Broke Danny's heart.
- Beas: Managed his blood sugar levels better than ever and as a result, looks better physically then ever.
- Spotlight: Came up with some random idea that totes the Spotlight brand where you wonder if he's the smartest or dumbest human on the planet, and no in between.
- Van Unit: Increased video game usage by 200% and reduced physical activity by 50%.
- Sabin: Gave up all his favorite hobbies to ensure maximum misery to where undoing will be extra hard.
- The Boy: Thrived due to everyone else's misery.
Calendar link was great idea, but poorly executed.
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ReplyDeleteCurrently open to moving whatever city PCTI decides for that given year. Or JOEgata (Bogota, Colombia) or BueJOES Aires (Buenos Aires, Argentina) or Miami.
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