Wednesday, May 12, 2021

2021 Blueprint: The Year of the Rebrand

OBJECTIVE: Re-Instate PCTI.

TIMING: Effective Immediately.

POSITION LOCATION: Dallas, TX

POSITION REQUIREMENTS: Rigorous training regimen, 100% attendance commitment, dedicated to camaraderie.

POSITION START DATE: Thursday, October 14 (click link and save): https://calendar.google.com/event?action=TEMPLATE&tmeid=NjdvNW5sOGtiZWFqdDdkc3V0b3RyMzMzZjYgZGFuaWVsa3Jvd0Bt&tmsrc=danielkrow%40gmail.com

CONTRACT LENGTH: Lifetime commitment.

SUMMARY: A privately held organization with active membership, PCTI has shown an ability to evolve over time, and will not be a casualty of the 2020 pandemic.  PCTI will be back, and stronger then ever.

PERSONNEL/TEAM MEMBERS: 

Great Generation:
  • Captain: Kyle Huckins.
  • Member: Anthony Hopkins.
  • Member: BEAST Carney.
  • Member: Juice Godon.
  • Member: Andy Cibotti.
  • Member: Danny Krow.
  • Member: Ben Wilson.
  • Member: Michael Orr.
Baby Boomers:
  • Captain: Josh Stephens.
  • Member: Scott Donley.
  • Member: Tyler Powell.
  • Member: Joe Thompson.
  • Member: Michael Beasley.
  • Member: Spotlight Higdon.
  • Member: Ian Van Unit.
  • Member: Jeff Sabin.

COMMENTARY (one liner what comes to mind when I think of everyone's pandemic).
  • Kyle: Got frustrated for two weeks because his routine was off.  Overpaid on equipment and built a home gym. Got back into a groove and life was no different.
  • Hops: Moved all over the country to keep himself stimulated because he is too social to be bored.
  • Beast: Lost a bunch of weight.
  • Juice: Bumped his running mileage up 50%.
  • Smooth: Reduced his walking mileage 50%.
  • Ben: Watched a lot of news and spent the time freaking out.
  • Smo: Upped his vitamin intake by 50%.
  • Abe: Retired.
  • Donley: Got promoted and was busier then ever.  
  • TP: Reduced his work schedule by 50%, upped his income by 50%, upped his time on the lake by 75%.
  • Actor: Created 100 different businesses in his head and contemplated moving to 50 different cities.
  • Deuce: Broke Danny's heart.
  • Beas: Managed his blood sugar levels better than ever and as a result, looks better physically then ever.
  • Spotlight: Came up with some random idea that totes the Spotlight brand where you wonder if he's the smartest or dumbest human on the planet, and no in between.
  • Van Unit: Increased video game usage by 200% and reduced physical activity by 50%.
  • Sabin: Gave up all his favorite hobbies to ensure maximum misery to where undoing will be extra hard.
  • The Boy: Thrived due to everyone else's misery.


5 comments:

  1. Calendar link was great idea, but poorly executed.

    Gaping hole in PCTI IT department.

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  2. I tested it but not surprised I botched it.

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  3. Currently open to moving whatever city PCTI decides for that given year. Or JOEgata (Bogota, Colombia) or BueJOES Aires (Buenos Aires, Argentina) or Miami.

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