What will happen at PCTI IX

One of the fun parts about PCTI is that, despite having the same small group of guys year after year, there's never any shortage of surprises. With that said, here's what we know will happen in Minneapolis. Sorry Kyle, you're a ball of clay so I excluded you.

The BEAST will yell at an official after claiming this is the year when he behaves...

Donley will spin middle...

Bonus: The Beast also will spin middle...

Act will spend all off-season claiming he's going to face guard an opponent, only to lose interest three minutes in to game 1...

Hops will miss layups...

Bonus: Hops will knock down a few shots late in an already decided game to boost the ppg...

Abe will come out of a timeout with his team losing and score twice in the post...and then never go back down there again...

Dan The Boy will from the bench scream at his teammates for not playing with enough energy...

Bonus: Dan will yell "help side" but not actually move over to stop the ball...

Sabin will make multiple 10 foot bank shots...

Bonus: Sabin will look like his legs no longer bend after game four...

Juice will try to choke back his excitement after making a shot, so as not to smile on cam...

Bruise will hang his head dejectedly when he does everything correctly and a taller player reaches over him and grabs a rebound...

Beas will do something cool/sexy/funny in game one warmups...

Bonus: Beas will briefly go in to rage over-dribble mode...

Smo will not play much...

Ben Wilson will wear a random NBA team's shorts...

Spot will lovingly console a struggling teammate...

Deuce will need a second to change the battery...

Smooth will get called a scab by Actor under his breath every time he scores...

TP will make a shot that you were hoping he wouldn't actually shoot but you didn't say anything because he's working so hard and is a nice guy...