ANDY
Name/Nickname: Andy Cibotti Smoove also
Smoot work well because 100% of my friends from home agree, I'm not smooth and
when they come to visit are perplexed to why anyone would ever call me smooth.
And confused to why that would ever stick as a nickname.
Where do you
live: Dallas, Texas
Where do you
work: North Texas and
Oklahoma. Best account is in Lawton Oklahoma which is pretty much the a hick
meth town in west Oklahoma. How did my life bring me here is what I think twice
a month when I'm there.
What is your job
title?: District Sales
Manager and National VA Hospital Account Manager
Give us a day to day
breakdown of what you do: Wake
up send an email. Go back to sleep. Then wake back up and send a text to the
group thread to the "Re-Pad" (Jeff, Daniel, and Nicky) so they know
I'm awake and alive that day. Somehow end up Lubing a deal like Beas. Always
happen when I don't expect them to or even want them to. Send a snapchat to
25-30 women. Banking about 5 respond then 2-3 wanna go out at some point in the
week and 1-2 flake like total pieces of shit. Sit at Starbucks with Danny and
talk about investments we don't make but somehow aspire to be rich when we
spend 3-4k per month on items and services that provide zero long term or even
short term value. Go Hoop at Larry North this short court that is more like a
hokey rink. Me and Danny talk shit to each other. I light him up for 2-3 games
and then I get dead tired because of his 90ft face guard defense and don't
score or play defense for the remaining 3-5 games. Then Jeff yells at us for
talking shit to each other and then Sam does something that makes everyone on
the court want to murder him in cold blood. Then go home and we all talk about
the hoops session. 2-3 nights out of the week I sneak out on the aforementioned
date with some superficial idiot female.
Anything else of
importance we need to know about your job or what you do?: I got really
lucky and invested all of my time in the territory to the VA hospital system
and basically risked being fired because me other sales were really bad for 2
years but then the deal I thought may go through did go through and its been
cruise control ever since.
Are you married or
dating anyone? If so, tell us about them: Dating life is as described as part of
my day to day.
Do you have any kids?:
No kids. I think I
want them eventually but I also cannot pick a movie on netflix most of the time
so not sure how I am supposed to commit to a family
Outside of ball, what
do you enjoy? I enjoy river floats
in Austin, the beach, pool parties, facilitating bottle service, entertaining
large crowds where I am the center of attention, my ego being stroked by my
friends.
SMO
Name/Nickname: Michael Smo Orr
Where do you live: Dallas, TX
Where do you work: FreshPoint
What is your job
title?: Logistics
Manager
Give us a day to day
breakdown of what you do: I
handle the inbound and outbound trucks
Anything else of
importance we need to know about your job or what you do?: my previous answer
might not be correct soon ☺☺☺
Are you married or
dating anyone? If so, tell us about them: married. 1 girlfriend and a wife on
the side. Wife’s name is Casey. Most of y’all know her.
Do you have any kids?:
yep 2
Outside of ball, what
do you enjoy? Chilling with the fam, watching shows (Netflix, HBO etc), drinking when
able
KYLE
Name/Nickname: Kyle Huckins, Turbo
(from looking like the American Gladiator), The Beast
Where do you live: Nashville, TN
Where do you work: Complex Care
Solutions (Inovalon company)
What is your job
title?: Director of
Operations
Give us a day to day
breakdown of what you do: Manage
recruiting, onboarding, and execution of home clinical assessments. I manage
1100 nurse practitioners that do at home assessments for old people. Fucking
exciting shit. I also get to fire a lot of people and the legal team because of
the dummies, which is fun!
Anything else of
importance we need to know about your job or what you do?: Nah job kinda sucks
but pays well.
Are you married or
dating anyone? If so, tell us about them: Married to Cari, no kids. Nashville
local, enjoys going to sporting events and concerts, way cooler than me. Great
cook. We also have a pool so we enjoy hanging with friends at the pool.
Do you have any kids?:
nah, but have a giant Great Dane, Ava (she’s bigger than Brent Carney)
and a cat that I love more than anything!
Outside of ball, what do you enjoy? Huge Preds fan. Like most of you, I enjoy sports, but I moved around a
little bit as a kid so I’m an avid Buckeyes fan, Carolina Panthers fan, and
LeBron fan. I used to be a strength coach for a minor league team affiliated
with the Mets, so baseball? Random reality TV (think Discover channel). I don’t
golf. Really enjoy gambling. I love to work out and pound beers. Also, LOVE
running hills with Deuce every week to get in peak shape.
SABIN
Name/Nickname: Jeff Sabin, Sabin, Sabes, SabeDog,
SabeDizzle
Where do you live : I live in Plano, TX
Where do you work: I work at FHLB Dallas. My company sells money
to banks.
What is your job
title?: Senior Sales Manager.
I travel to see my company’s accounts and sell our products and services.
Give us a day to day
breakdown of what you do: I sell products and services, whether by
face-to-face meetings, lunches, presentations, phone calls, emails, etc...
Anything else of
importance we need to know about your job or what you do?: My company has a legit weight room at our
campus. It’s where I spend a lot of time training for PCTI and thinking about
Dan’s team.
Are you married or
dating anyone? If so, tell us about them: Married 18 years to Jennifer. She was my high school sweetheart.
Do you have any kids?:
3 kids. 14-year old
son is a basketball player entering high school. 12-year old daughter is a
volleyball player entering 8th grade. 3-year old baby runs the family schedule.
Outside of ball, what
do you enjoy? Outside of PCTI
training, I spend a lot of time coaching youth basketball. I coach two 8th
grade boys teams and have been doing so for 6 years. I also enjoy movies,
music, and books.
DEUCE
Name/Nickname: [Real Name Redacted]/ DEUCE
Where do you live: Nashville, TN
Where do you work: Mainly Nashville,
but all over the Southeast
What
is your job title?: President of a video
production company, Demo Artist/Technician/Support for a Broadcast Sales
Company, Technical Director/Broadcast Operator/Videographer for a TV
Company and I Freelance for anyone interested in all of what’s mentioned.
Give
us a day to day breakdown of what you do:
My day changes from
day to day, which is why I love what I do and it keeps me on my toes (like a
midget at a urinal).
Anything
else of importance we need to know about your job or what you do?:
There’s nothing like sitting in a Satellite truck or a Production booth
producing a LIVE show or concert while a director is breathing down your neck.
It’s intense when you control the show at your fingertips, speaking to camera
operators while triggering commercial spots and graphics all at the same
time! You got to keep your cooool.
Are
you married or dating anyone? If so, tell us about them:
I’m in the dating
scene and no commitment to a particular girl, probably due to selfish reasons
and most importantly I like to be happy in life.
Do
you have any kids?: No
Outside
of ball, what do you enjoy?
I’d have to say that I
enjoy traveling, staying active in the gym and chasing the poonanie.
TP
Name/Nickname: Tyler Powell - TP
Where do you live: Knoxville TN
Where do you work: Armstrong Transport
Group
What is your job
title?: Logistics
Coordinator
Give us a day to day
breakdown of what you do: Coordinate
trucks to move product from one location to the next. A lot of deciphering
foreign languages and wading through excuses, lies and mishaps.
Anything
else of importance we need to know about your job or what you do?: I have the pleasure of working with (for, lets call it what it is) Smo on
a daily basis. Some days its peaches n cream some days its soggy cereal and cat
piss, but all in all we've been working together for almost 6 years now and he
is a part of me <3.
Are
you married or dating anyone? If so, tell us about them: My wife's name is Kaitlyn, but everyone calls her KJ. We've been married
for 3 years and it's pretty much public knowledge that she's cooler than I am.
She works in retail and is a merchant for a fashion retail store called Altar'd
State. She has zero problems telling me when Im acting like an idiot, but for
the most part lets me bop around the world as I am. Loads of energy, loads of
fun.
Do you have any kids?:
Nope
Outside of ball, what
do you enjoy? We are lake people. Spend pretty much any free time in the warm months
out on the water. We like going to concerts of any kind and like to travel to
get to them. Im the cook in the house, so I do enjoy trying to make new foods.
I also enjoy hugs from just about anyone, they just feel good I dont care who
you are.
BEAS
Name/Nickname: Beas / Naitch / Biz
Where do you live:
Portland, OR
Where do you work:
Lipman Family Farms
What is your job
title?: General manager
western ops
Give us a day to day
breakdown of what you do: slang
maters
Anything else of
importance we need to know about your job or what you do?: Definitely not
Are you married or
dating anyone? If so, tell us about them: dating a nice young lady named
Maekena. It is very fresh.
Do you have any kids?:
fairly confident this is a no.
Outside of ball, what
do you enjoy? Nature,
working out, eating, traveling
SCOTT
Since I did not have Scott's assistant's email address, I had to use quotes and information that I found online to help fill his out.
Name/Nickname: Scott Donley / Scotty /
Micro D / THE Bauce
Where do you
live: “It’s tangible, it’s solid, and it’s beautiful.
It’s artistic from my standpoint and I just love real estate.” Greater Seattle Area per LinkedIn
Where do you
work: "I
have one of the most successful Starbucks... " Starbucks per LinkedIn
What is your job
title?: “I'm really a great negotiator. I know how to
negotiate.
I like making deals, preferably big deals.” Director of Supply Chain,
Customer Logistics & Operations per LinkedIn
Give us a day to day
breakdown of what you do: "I say, not in a braggadocios way, I've
made billions and billions of dollars dealing with people all around the world."
Anything else of
importance we need to know about your job or what you do?: “In terms of
achievement, I think I'd give myself an A. Because I think I've done great
things -- I and my people, but I don't think we've explained it well enough to
the American public”
Are you married or
dating anyone? If so, tell us about them: "You know, it doesn't really
matter what they write as long as you've got a young and beautiful piece of
ass." Married to Courtney D per Facebook
Do you have any kids?: “Cause I like kids, I mean, I won’t do anything to take care of them.
I’ll supply funds and she’ll take care of the kids. It’s not like I’m gonna be
walking the kids down Central Park.” Gray and Parker (ages unknown)
Outside of ball, what
do you enjoy?
“It makes me feel so good to hit 'sleazebags' back — much better
than seeing a psychiatrist (which I never have!)"
Big props to Hops for not dragging me too hard as I promised to do this more than once and failed on all fronts.
ReplyDeleteName/Nickname: Scott Donley / Scotty / Don / Busy (we'll see if this gets any traction, it's a great built in excuse when I get flakey on filling out PCTI email requests)
Where do you live: Bainbridge Island, WA, small island (9mi x 12mi) west of Seattle in the Puget Sound
Where do you work: Starbucks, soon to be Nestle - - for anyone cares, the new Starbucks/Nestle alliance has me shifting over to technically work for Nestle. Similar job with some wrinkles thrown in.
What is your job title?: Director of Supply Chain, Channel BU
Give us a day to day breakdown of what you do: No day is the same really, but mainly I make sure my functional team leads and their teams don't fuck everything up so bad so that someone blames me and then I sit back and act like I'm talking long-term strategy
Anything else of importance we need to know about your job or what you do?: I ride a commuter ferry across the sound to work every day, which holds up to about 2,000 walk on passengers and 250 cars (I walk on). Yes they sell alcohol on the ferry and yes I enjoy watching people bump to bump on the 5 while I sip some local flavors off the tap.
Are you married or dating anyone? If so, tell us about them: Courtney D. (9yrs) Post grad school she took about 4.5 years off of work to stay at home and test her mental fortitude by managing the ankle biters. She had just about enough of that and just started part time as a Clinical Mental Health Counselor, providing therapy and insight into adult clients suffering from PTSD, Schizophrenia, etc - - translation is that she is a better human than me in every way and I had to force her to move 3,000mi away from everything she knows just so she doesn't realize how good her life could have been
Do you have any kids?: 2 little broheems -- Gray (4) and Larkin (1), if you ever hear that I'm having a third then I'd expect you all to collectively give me the old lock in a sock treatment
Outside of ball, what do you enjoy?
Spending time with the wife and two boys. If you don't have kids and are a schlep like me, just know they automatically think you're the coolest thing on earth - - so I'm soaking that up before they hit reality. We stay outdoors. Been trading in my relaxing approach of cold beers for the some of the local legal items accessible here in WA recently.
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ReplyDeleteStarted off so strong. I was able to visualize so vividly your daily meanderings... Smoot? Couldn’t have ended better. My PCTI brethren, you all make me laugh.
ReplyDeleteGOLD! Hats off to Smooth for his brutally honest (and verfiable) lifestyle. Donley’s was amazing. Smo’s was really entertaining and fun.
ReplyDeleteOn a side note, pretty unenthused by the amount of people who claim their wives are coller than they are.
Smooth can you conference me in next time you are about to lube a deal?
ReplyDeleteNo chance anyone has a dog bigger than me. No chance.
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