All that said, let's do an analysis on a little PCTI compatibility chart with Scorpio... For those that don't know enough about me... I believe in it so much, I simply won't go on a date with a woman that isn't in my chart. It's time I put that plan in place with PCTI as well.
Let's begin with the Scorpio's...
Sign: Scorpio.
Symbol: Scorpion.
Element: Water.
PCTI Members: TP and DK.
Famous Scorpios: Hillary Clinton, Katy Perry, Drake, Ryan Reynolds, CM Punk, Jalen Ramsey.
Scorpio Strengths: Resourceful, Passionate, Loyal, Assertive.
Scorpio Weaknesses: Distrusting, Secretive, Violent. Jealous, Manipulative.
Commentary: Anyone that follows signs knows you either love or hate Scorpio's... There's no gray area, just like theirs none with Scorpio people... You always know where you stand with them. Famous for their "Sting" if you ever betray their trust, or push them to their limit, they will cut you off for life (feel me Smo). They will always give you every thing they have, and know if you're doing anything with them, you will always get their best. They also don't care what anyone thinks. I love being a Scorpio, and wear it like a badge of honor.
Sign: Gemini.
Symbol: Twins.
Element: Air.
PCTI Members: BC and Busy.
Compatibility w/Scorpio: LOW.
Famous Gemini's: Donald Trump, Kanye West, Clint Eastwood, Angelina Jolie.
Gemini Strengths: Quick wit, adaptable, charismatic, smart
Gemini Weaknesses: Being alone, indecision, temper.
Commentary: Ahh yes, the life of the party sign! Yes, everyone look at me! God I hate this sign. Whether it's Scotty giving a presentation in front of large groups, or Brent delivering the news, this sign is always out in front showcasing that world class wit. The only thing stopping this from being out of control accurate is no known temper issue out of Donley. Gemini's are the "Twins" sign, signaling multiple personalities... Speaking of which, is there anything more well known than The Beast's temper tantrums? The Beast should no longer be blamed for his PCTI4 snap out on the ref... Chalk that loss up to the stars. The below should be as no surprise, as both members of this sign are known for their performance.
Sign: Leo.
Symbol: Lion.
Element: Fire.
PCTI Member: Hops.
Compatibility w/Scorpio: Low.
Famous Leo's: Barack Obama, Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Lawrence, Madonna.
Leo Strengths: Creative, Genuine, Cheerful, Humorous, Talkative, Loyal.
Leo Weaknesses: Impatient, Self-Centered, Sensitive, Lazy.
Commentary: After leaving the "Borderline Genius Ideas" to take a post as PCTI's "Ideas" guy the king of creativity shows himself well representing the Leo brand. Leo's are known for being the most popular sign, one that tends to hold high posts in political office, and describes Hops reputation in PCTI. They also are known for loving a good ego stroke, and equally don't enjoy any negative feedback, or any negative discussion towards them for that matter. My rivalry with this sign simply comes from being so beloved by people... I prefer the underdog. Leo's were born with a similar set of life tools to a five tool baseball player.
Sign: Aries.
Symbol: Ram.
Element: Fire.
PCTI Member: Spotlight and Sticky.
Compatibility w/Scorpio: Below Average.
Famous Aries: Kourtney Kardashian, Gaga, Leondardo Da Vinci.
Aries Strengths: Courageous, Determined, Confident, Passionate.
Aries Weaknesses: Impulsive, Short-Tempered, Moody.
Commentary: In all seriousness, if you haven't heard any of some of Spotlight's stories about nation developing, you should. I applaud the courage and determination to make a difference, and the world needs more of it. Enough with the nice stuff. My compatibility with Spotlight will forever be tied to his escapades of "impulsively" getting caught up in a game of beer pong, that apparently was so stimulating that he HAD to play until 5:00 am, and almost missed his flight to Philadelphia for the Royal Rumble... He could barely function the next day, and was in a bad mood because of it. Fortunately, I have no choice but to chalk that decision up to the stars, and Spot and I have been able to move on because of it.
Then we come to Sticky... Who does all the things in a completely different way than Spot... Anyone that's known him for a while can attest to the fact that the guy has probably kept the majority of his friends alive at some point growing up. The amount of fights he's been in defending other people is probably quadruple the amount I can remember. If there's a guy you want defending the Alamo with you, it's Sticky. On the other hand, there's next to no one who's can get more worked up faster than this man, as seen by any gray area in the itinerary. It's taken on it's own as a joke, but has stemmed from the fact that it truly drives him crazy.
Sign: Libra.
Symbol: Scales.
PCTI Members: Act.
Compatibility w/Scorpio: Average.
Famous Libras: Will Smith, Hugh Jackman, Snoop.
Libra Strengths: Fair Minded, Gracious, Social, Diplomatic.
Libra Weaknesses: Non-Confrontational, Self-Pity, GRUDGE HOLDER.
Commentary: It's time we stop joking about Act's grudges... Let's chalk it up to the stars. Libra's are known as the mix of all the signs, a diverse portfolio if you will.. Act can relate to anyone and everyone, as shown as he's beloved by the PCTI brethren. You can put Act in any situation, and he would have no problem. There's also not a guy I know who an act of kindness in any capacity goes further with. You will never find a Libra that doesn't understand things, and I find them incredibly easy to get along with.
Sign: Virgo.
Symbol: Maiden.
PCTI Members: Abe and Smo.
Compatibility w/Scorpio: Average.
Famous Virgo's: Michael Jackson, Keanu Reeves, Mother Theresa.
Virgo Strengths: Loyal, Analytical, Practical, Observant.
Virgo Weaknesses: Critical, Obsessive, Attention.
Commentary: Hampered by being known as the "Perfectionist" of the Zodiac, Virgo's tend to be overly critical of both themselves, and others because of it. Known as great employees due to their keen attention to detail, it's almost impossible to get anything passed them... They simply don't miss anything. Sound like Smo? 20+ years with this guy and he doesn't miss a single thing. Abe on the other hand? I think his ability to drug himself keeps him a little more even keeled.
Sign: Taurus.
Symbol: Bull.
PCTI Members: Biz and Juicy.
Compatibility w/Scorpio: Boom or Bust.
Famous Taureans: John Cena, Megan Fox, Liberace.
Taurean Strengths: Reliable, Patient, Practical, Devoted, Responsible.
Taurean Weaknesses: Stubborn, Uncompromising.
Commentary: God I hate this sign. I can't get away from them. Everywhere I turn, there's another Taurus. Known for their "sensuality" or, better known for ability to order expensive food, buy expensive clothes, or waste money on nice cars, they pride themselves on having a "Keen Eye for Aesthetics." Wow, how amazing! They can spend top dollar and get good stuff! Let's applaud them! Their stubbornness is a quality that they wear like a badge of honor, like a sign of toughness. I hate them. Please make them go away. At a dinner recently, Juice walked in, complained about the lighting (the lights immediately dimmed upon his request), then complained about the plates not being up to his standard. Don't even get me started on Beas. The other funny thing is they try and offset their expensive taste by trying to claim to be outdoorsy people. The type of people that go to the mountains, stay at a Ritz, than claim they love nature. I HATE THEM. Now go to where you really like to be....
Sign: Capricorn.
Symbol: Sea-Goat.
PCTI Member: Huck.
Compatibility w/Scorpio: Good.
Famous Capricorns: MLK, Ali, Ben Franklin, Isaac Newton.
Capricorn Strengths: They are good at everything.
Capricorn Weaknesses: They know they are good at everything.
Commentary: I'm rattled.
Sign: Cancer.
Symbol: Crab.
PCTI Members: Sabin, Wilson, Smooth.
Compatibility w/Scorpio: Very Good.
Famous Cancers: Elon Musk, Tom Hanks, Sly Stallone.
Cancer Strengths: Tenacious, Imaginative, Loyal, Emotional, Persuasive.
Cancer Weaknesses: Moody, Pessimistic, Suspicious.
Commentary: I love this sign, and it's no surprise I love all the guys in it. Deeply intuitive and sentimental, Cancers are known for being challenging to get to know, part of what I love about them. While the initial PCTI meeting would have people gravitating to the big mouth Gemini's and Leo's (Scotty, BC, Hops), I would have been in the corner getting to know the less loud, much more interesting (and funny) trio of Cancers... I'm starting to realize all charisma actually means, is loud. I'll ride or die with these guys... And don't sleep on them!
Sign: Pisces.
Symbol: Fish.
PCTI Member: Deuce.
Compatibility w/Scorpio: The Best.
Famous Pisces: Bieber, Einstein, Washington.
Pisces Strengths: Compassionate, Creative, Intuitive, Wise.
Pisces Weaknesses: Overly Trusting, Claiming To Be A Victim, Sad.
Commentary: Should be no surprise Deuce is a Pisces, and a Pisces is most compatible with Scorpio. His creative ways have kept PCTI in business, and the guy brings a whole new meaning to "intuition." This doesn't just go for Deuce, but any Pisces I've met are mature and wise beyond their years, and are great people to learn from. As it relates to weaknesses, I can say from my perspective Deuce doesn't have any. All hail the most important member of PCTI!
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ReplyDeleteNah... All in the memory bank.
ReplyDeleteJealous of Abe who drugged his way out of consideration.
ReplyDeleteWhat up juice? Up for a weekend at the ritz in the woods?
ReplyDeleteJuice has a roof rack and you have an "outdoorsy" van worth more than a Tesla. Man you guys are gooooooooooood!
Delete"Commentary: I'm rattled."
ReplyDeleteI lost my shit on this one.
I'M NOT RATTLED THOUGH.
DeleteThe most underrated part of this posts were the celebs. Hysterical
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