Friday, February 8, 2019

PCTI - Longest Yard Comparison

Taking some motivation out of the Beast's posts, and acknowledging that I did not watch a second of the Super Bowl, I figured I would throw together a post about two football teams I legitimately enjoy.

The Beast: Guard Englehart

Key Similarities: Personality swings/anger issues/emotional moments.  Couldn't you see the Beast tossing the water cooler upside down, than crying at dinner after one of his speeches?


Smooth: Brucie

Key Similarities: Overconfidence, disinterest in women when crowds are around, heavy interest in women behind the scenes, gets hyped when it's his turn to shine with no regard for his teammates state of mind.  Poise.

Smooth when his team is down 50 and he hits a three...


Smooth poised under pressure.


Smooth at the 53 mark.


Hops: Warden Hazen

Key Similarities: Competitive spirit, leader, no frills, speechmaster.  Couldn't you see Hops giving one of yearly in huddle ass chewings?  It's only a matter of time before he stops giving it to his team, and starts threatening the opposition.


Donley: Cheeseburger Eddie

Key Similarities: Business acumen, great body, athleticism, center of attention, creativity, good rhythm.


Smo: Caretaker

Key Similarities: Humor, desire to be involved in everything but the game, trouble starter.  Pretty sure Smo has started, and not engaged in fights very similar to the below.



Sticky: Switowski

Key Similarities: Freak of nature strength, sensitivity, soft on the inside, protective nature.  Would guess 90% of Sticky's ass kickings he's delivered is because of defending smaller motormouths, similar to the below.  Side note: If you watch this, please acknowledge the amazing delivery of the word "Bitch" by Stone Cold Steve Austin.



Huck: Deacon Jones

Key Similarities: In game dominance, physical presence, quiet demeanor, elite talent.  Similar response from The Beastie Boys when he walked in and took over PCTI9.



Juice: Meggett

Key Similarities: Nice guy that's not nice, compliant guy that's not compliant, unassuming, speed and stamina, unafraid to do what needs to be done if rubbed the wrong way.  The below video covers Juice in a nutshell.


Sabin: Coach Nate Scarborough

Key Similarities: In game strategist, longevity, crunch time scoring, heart.  Rest assure Sabin's PCTI career will end in one of two ways: Death, or a similar situation like the below.


Abe: Captain Knauer

Key Similarities: Elite talent, quiet before the storm demeanor, prone to flipping out on teammates.  Around the two minute mark is Abe, at least once a year.


The Boy: Turley

Key Similarities: Dumb, rivalry with authority, loose screws, stiff.



Spotlight: Torres

Key Similarities: Resistance to authority, Hispanic, well cultured, political views, exotic.  Spot as Torres around 3:45 mark.


Beas: Papajohn

Key Similarities: Looks, jaw structure, athleticism, rivalry with Turley/The Boy, world class tantalizer.



Ben: Fat Tony

Key Similarities: Lack of commitment, funny guy, lazy demeanor.  The 1:00 mark reminds me a lot of Ben's current passion in his PCTI bretheren.



Actor: Paul Crewe:

Key Similarities: Hollywood showman, uber talented, shady business dealings, in game volatility, big plays, public displays of affection, love for the camera.









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