Saturday, November 23, 2019

Wild Animal Post - Biz

Biz: Tiger
Finishing Move:  Jaw Crunch
Temperament: Gentle on the outside, fierce on the inside
Similarities: Stubborn, Pretty, Authoritative, Territorial, Leadership, Muscular,  Curious, Daring, Rebellious, Athletic.

Commentary: Both the Tiger, and Beas possess a pretty complete arsenal when going in for the kill.  Neither are overpowering in any metric, but a well rounded set of skills enables them to beat you in multiple ways.  Although tigers should be kept in the mild, some tend to become pets as people love their look, and try to make them domestic.... That works until the Tiger loses control of their emotions when their blood sugar drops (something Beas knows a little something about), and eventually feasts on their master. Beas suffers from the same level of confusion, as he spends his time trying to portray himself as someone who can hang in the wild all day, than quietly reverts back to his Presidential Suite at the Ritz Carlton.
Fun Fact: A tiger's appetite is so significant that it dies quicker than any other animal when it goes unfed.  

Good luck with that stick


Wild Animal Post - Spotlight

Spotlight: Hawk
Finishing Move: Long Nails
Temperament: Gentle on the outside, fierce on the inside
Similarities: Passionate, Independent, Natural Born Leaders, Confident, Spontaneous, Adaptable, Lack of Elite Measurables, Effortless Movement, Compassionate, Elite Vision.

Commentary: Let's be very clear, if either Spot or the Hawk was blessed with either deadly measurables or venom, they would be at the top of the kill list... Their natural abilities on the inside make them prime for attacking... And they make the most of what they were given physically.  A hawk is limited to one way to kill pray, and that's a massive set of claws that can rip you to shreds.  Similarly, Spot does his damage slicing his way through the defense and either creating an open shot for a teammate, or finding an open spot on the court.  Hawks are known as natural born leaders, a quality that Spotlight exudes whether it be through coaching, or nation building.  
Fun Fact: A hawks eyesight is 8 times better than the sharpest human eye.

Not a lot of hawk attacks on YouTube, but I was able to identify that Hawks and Crow's fight a lot, which makes me sense because it comes so natural to Spot and I.


Wild Animal Post - Kyle

Kyle: Grizzly Bear
Finishing Move: Maul
Temperament: Methodical
Similarities: Measurables, Hardworking, Observant, Perfectionist, Shy, Independent.

Commentary: Grizzly Bears, like Kyle were blessed with a rare combination of elite physical attributes, along with the personality traits to be one of the most dangerous in their respective industries.  Although their natural tendencies is to be reserved, when engaged in what they do, they are relentless, strategic, and hardworking... They also can beat you in multiple ways.  The bear can run you down and stomp you, maul you, climb a tree and throw you off, get in water and drown you, or just eat you alive.  Kyle can outrun you for layups, destroy you in the post with either hand, out muscle you, out finesse you, out hustle you, convert free throws... And if all else fails, he will just knock down a 3.  Neither have an achilles heel, which makes them one of the most lethal combinations on this list.  
Fun Fact: A grizzly bear's jaw is strong enough to crush a human head.  

Look at the freak speed of this monster...


Wild Animal Post - Smooth

Smooth: Panda Bear
Finishing Move: Unexpected Lash Outs
Temperament: Passive Aggressive
Similarities: Cute and Harmless Look, Fluffy, Sleepy, Lazy, Dangerous, Hungry, Kinky, Broad, Emotional.

Commentary: Despite Smooth in the middle of a mid-life crisis/rebrand as a hard worker, it doesn't erase spending the last five years living the lifestyle a panda made famous - 12 hours of sleeping than 12 hours of eating.  Both appear very sweet, cuddly and innocent, but don't be fooled... Both are fiercely aggressive and will attack at the most unexpected times (Panda's out of nowhere, and Smooth when his team is down by 40).  
Fun Fact: Panda's love threesomes and are known for being one of the most sexual animals.



Friday, November 15, 2019

Dallas: Airbnb Proposal

Per the discussion, below are listings and 3D tours for both options.  Both would be free.

DanAMENITIES:
  • Re-Pad:
    • Infrared Sauna.
    • Mini Gym and Grappling Floor.
    • Berkey Water Filtration System.
    • Essential Oil Diffusers (clean air).
    • Washer/Dryer.
    • Normatech Compression Sleeves.
    • Half a mile from Inwood Tavern, a local hot spot and Juice favorite.
    • Half a mile from Celebration, the soon to be new favorite restaurant in PCTI history.
  • Party Pad:
    • Pool.
    • Pool Table (dumbest and most useless game ever).
    • Fire Pit.
    • Party Room (under construction and not in the listing.
    • Essential Oil Diffusers (clean air).
    • Multiple Bar Areas.
    • Washer/Dryer.
    • DIVA WASH (worth the trip just for the experience).
    • Next Door to Starbucks.

We would appreciate your vote.

Friday, November 1, 2019

Wild Animal Post - Abe

Abe: Elephant
Finishing Move: Trample
Temperament: Random Aggressiveness
Similarities: Intelligent, Elite Measurables, Lethal, Insane Memory, Aggressive, Powerful, Empathetic, Mischievous, Resourceful, Cooperative, Mass Consumption.
Commentary: Sans the Elephant being ugly and Abe being beautiful, this combo probably has the least exciting, but highest amount of similarities.  It's no secret that both have world class brains and memories, so we don't need to dig into that.  Elephants are one of those animals always in the top 10 on human deaths, but most of that is because they are just so damn powerful.  People don't look at Abe as an angry guy, but as it relates to overall aggressive behavior on the court, I would say no one even comes close.  And given his measurables (like Elephants), they can destroy their opponent at any point.  What intrigues me most is both are this unique blend of deadly and aggressive, yet cooperative and highly empathetic.  Neither stop eating, ever.

Fun Fact: Most Elephants are Homosexuals.

Watch the end.