Saturday, November 23, 2019

Wild Animal Post - Biz

Biz: Tiger
Finishing Move:  Jaw Crunch
Temperament: Gentle on the outside, fierce on the inside
Similarities: Stubborn, Pretty, Authoritative, Territorial, Leadership, Muscular,  Curious, Daring, Rebellious, Athletic.

Commentary: Both the Tiger, and Beas possess a pretty complete arsenal when going in for the kill.  Neither are overpowering in any metric, but a well rounded set of skills enables them to beat you in multiple ways.  Although tigers should be kept in the mild, some tend to become pets as people love their look, and try to make them domestic.... That works until the Tiger loses control of their emotions when their blood sugar drops (something Beas knows a little something about), and eventually feasts on their master. Beas suffers from the same level of confusion, as he spends his time trying to portray himself as someone who can hang in the wild all day, than quietly reverts back to his Presidential Suite at the Ritz Carlton.
Fun Fact: A tiger's appetite is so significant that it dies quicker than any other animal when it goes unfed.  

Good luck with that stick


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