Friday, November 1, 2019

Wild Animal Post - Abe

Abe: Elephant
Finishing Move: Trample
Temperament: Random Aggressiveness
Similarities: Intelligent, Elite Measurables, Lethal, Insane Memory, Aggressive, Powerful, Empathetic, Mischievous, Resourceful, Cooperative, Mass Consumption.
Commentary: Sans the Elephant being ugly and Abe being beautiful, this combo probably has the least exciting, but highest amount of similarities.  It's no secret that both have world class brains and memories, so we don't need to dig into that.  Elephants are one of those animals always in the top 10 on human deaths, but most of that is because they are just so damn powerful.  People don't look at Abe as an angry guy, but as it relates to overall aggressive behavior on the court, I would say no one even comes close.  And given his measurables (like Elephants), they can destroy their opponent at any point.  What intrigues me most is both are this unique blend of deadly and aggressive, yet cooperative and highly empathetic.  Neither stop eating, ever.

Fun Fact: Most Elephants are Homosexuals.

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