Per your 5 euphamisms:
I love how every one of these categories is painted in a negative light. Especially mentioning the fact that guys like Jordan and Bird are assholes. Well duh, when you're that good at something it's rare to be a non-asshole. Look at other professions for example... Any really good doctor is probably going to be a prick, any really kick ass salesman is going to be a cocky son of a bitch, and anyone that's a freakishly good athlete... well you get the point. (Outliers include Durantula and Danica Patrick... shes so nice) That mentality of do anything to win combined with ridiculous amounts of talent are the pistons that drive those players to be who they are. What did this post aim to accomplish exactly? I guess it served to let everyone know that all of these people AREN'T Dirk Nowitzki. I've got a lot of things to read throughout the day on here and don't need to be wasting my time on this nonsense.
Per your 8 pick up types:
I remember Danny sending me a link to this a while back. Let's not be the Carlos Mencia of the PCTI blogs. Actually wait I just may have found it...
Yep: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=hruby/070517
Per your team being terrible:
Your team is terrible and we will destroy you. Our heart is huge, our will to win is huge-er.
You have created a common enemy with all of your noise. Nothing draws people together like a common enemy.
Also, Wes sucks donkey balls
I love that link, I was asking Danny about that the other day. Well done.
ReplyDeletePitto just punked Sayben. I'm embarrassed for Saibeng now. I wouldn't show my face ever.
ReplyDeleteJoe, you may want to check your records. I believe this post should be attributed to Abe. You know, your captain...the guy who drafted you? I must be crazy to think you and Abe have chemistry problems....I take it all back.
ReplyDeleteI checked my records, and Pitto owns you. I didn't attribute the post to Pitto. You just assumed I did. And we all know what happens when you assume.
ReplyDeleteWhat's even' better is our captain just owned you. He did it in less words, did overextend himself, and most of all, didn't sound like a stale bag of chips. You should take notes from Abe on how to captain a team instead of writing a 800 word essay that nobody read past the first sentence. #justsaying #punkedagain
#treatingyoulikeItreatmywomen....likeabitch
I don't have spell check or grammar check but it should have read "didn't overextend" instead of "did". Thanks for your timely responses.
ReplyDeleteJoe, clearly your feelings are hurt and your pride has been bruised exchanging words with me, so I'd like to offer to you the same advice that Brett Favre once gave to a struggling NFL linesman who couldn't seem to get any calls right..."take 2 weeks off, and then quit."
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