Dallas Pitch
PCTI 11 Second Pitch - Dallas by Dan and Sabin
Tuesday, December 24, 2019
Monday, December 23, 2019
Thursday, December 19, 2019
FaceTime!
Recently, Spotlight and I got to spend some time together in the BIG Apple!! Originally, we were supposed to do a podcast (more on this later) but once we decided not to, we obviously stumbled into more #content.
It all started, as most nights with us do, by us having a few cocktails, a nice dinner, and talking about PCTI. We obviously talked about the Quad Pod and we decided we wanted to FaceTime Abe and Beas. Once we talked to Abe, we knew we had to try everyone. Here are the notes that we had on the calls:
No Answer:
Dan - no surprise here, mainly because it was after 10 pm on a Friday and we know he was passed out after chugging tequila for the last few hours. We did give him a second chance just in case he was taking a dump or something. No answer still.
Sabin - Probably doesn't know how to answer FaceTime.
Bruiser - Probably thought it was an accident.
Smo - Mad because I interrupted his brazzers video that he was jerking it to in the bathroom.
Kyle - WAY too cool to answer a FaceTime
Donley - 8:40 pm his time, so I assume he was still tied up at the office. Actually, he was the only one that I missed that texted the next day, so shout out to Big Don!
Deuce - Obviously was getting head or something awesome.
Answered:
BC - This FT was so great. Spot and I both said it's 50/50 he answers. He answered on the 6th ring... in the bathroom. We assumed he was in the middle of sex and left to answer, he assured us this was not the case. He immediately said, "I assumed that y'all were together and FaceTiming everyone in PCTI because you talked to someone earlier that made you want to call others." NAILED IT! We chatted for a little bit and said we were taking notes for a post. He had the idea to screenshot the calls, which we immediately did. BC knows how to create good content!
Abe - was the first guy we tried and he answered... on a date. This was his third date with ole lady and they had just taken a 3 hour bus ride up to a mountain to shred some fresh pow. (who else would do that on date 3? Abe is so awesome) We of course played long distance wing man and talked for as long as he would allow us. Big props to Abe!
Beas - missed us the first time but FaceTime'd us back. Him and Spot swooned over each other and I got a first row seat. He told us about the BANGER he was going to be throwing the next day and we of course looked up flights to get out there. We did not get a FaceTime screen shot of him, so here's a pic of him dressed up from his party.
Joe - he was also one that hit us back up. He was partying hard in the Hills with movie stars and most likely going to take home one of the co-stars from Black-ish. He ended the call because he was going into a tunnel.
Ben - We got some quality time with him because his girl was out partying on Broadway in Nashville. Had a heart to heart and always good to talk to Beni. Hopefully Alicia found someone better at the bars and will dump him soon. Also forgot to get a screenshot so enjoy his selfie!
Juice - he answered and was raging. At an ugly Christmas sweater party. We could barely hear him but he was on a date, so we pressured him into introducing us. I was pleased to know she knows about PCTI and pretended to think it was cool. Juice being a cool kid year round.
TP - when he answered, he was clearly stepping away from a party. When we asked he said it was at his house. No one can out party TP and I love him for it. He also was the biggest lock to answer.
Smooth - had to save this one for last. He was chilling at one of his boys house. We talked for a bit and told him Dan didn't answer. He gave us some inside info that Dan has been putting on the weight. Clearly, Dan is taking the loss at PCTI worse than we thought. Smooth always entertains me when hes's awake.
Annoucement
I figured I'd wait to the end to see who all stuck around. After talking with Spotlight, who was supposed to pitch Boston, he decided to pass on that pitch until another year. The good news is there were only 2 other pitches and they have already been recorded. I have to edit them and make sure I can post them properly but I will try and get them up as a Christmas gift to Dan. Once they are up, we will vote on where to go for PCTIELEVEN!
Saturday, November 23, 2019
Wild Animal Post - Biz
Biz: Tiger
Finishing Move: Jaw Crunch
Temperament: Gentle on the outside, fierce on the inside
Similarities: Stubborn, Pretty, Authoritative, Territorial, Leadership, Muscular, Curious, Daring, Rebellious, Athletic.
Commentary: Both the Tiger, and Beas possess a pretty complete arsenal when going in for the kill. Neither are overpowering in any metric, but a well rounded set of skills enables them to beat you in multiple ways. Although tigers should be kept in the mild, some tend to become pets as people love their look, and try to make them domestic.... That works until the Tiger loses control of their emotions when their blood sugar drops (something Beas knows a little something about), and eventually feasts on their master. Beas suffers from the same level of confusion, as he spends his time trying to portray himself as someone who can hang in the wild all day, than quietly reverts back to his Presidential Suite at the Ritz Carlton.
Fun Fact: A tiger's appetite is so significant that it dies quicker than any other animal when it goes unfed.
Good luck with that stick
Finishing Move: Jaw Crunch
Temperament: Gentle on the outside, fierce on the inside
Similarities: Stubborn, Pretty, Authoritative, Territorial, Leadership, Muscular, Curious, Daring, Rebellious, Athletic.
Commentary: Both the Tiger, and Beas possess a pretty complete arsenal when going in for the kill. Neither are overpowering in any metric, but a well rounded set of skills enables them to beat you in multiple ways. Although tigers should be kept in the mild, some tend to become pets as people love their look, and try to make them domestic.... That works until the Tiger loses control of their emotions when their blood sugar drops (something Beas knows a little something about), and eventually feasts on their master. Beas suffers from the same level of confusion, as he spends his time trying to portray himself as someone who can hang in the wild all day, than quietly reverts back to his Presidential Suite at the Ritz Carlton.
Fun Fact: A tiger's appetite is so significant that it dies quicker than any other animal when it goes unfed.
Good luck with that stick
Wild Animal Post - Spotlight
Spotlight: Hawk
Finishing Move: Long Nails
Temperament: Gentle on the outside, fierce on the inside
Similarities: Passionate, Independent, Natural Born Leaders, Confident, Spontaneous, Adaptable, Lack of Elite Measurables, Effortless Movement, Compassionate, Elite Vision.
Commentary: Let's be very clear, if either Spot or the Hawk was blessed with either deadly measurables or venom, they would be at the top of the kill list... Their natural abilities on the inside make them prime for attacking... And they make the most of what they were given physically. A hawk is limited to one way to kill pray, and that's a massive set of claws that can rip you to shreds. Similarly, Spot does his damage slicing his way through the defense and either creating an open shot for a teammate, or finding an open spot on the court. Hawks are known as natural born leaders, a quality that Spotlight exudes whether it be through coaching, or nation building.
Fun Fact: A hawks eyesight is 8 times better than the sharpest human eye.
Not a lot of hawk attacks on YouTube, but I was able to identify that Hawks and Crow's fight a lot, which makes me sense because it comes so natural to Spot and I.
Finishing Move: Long Nails
Temperament: Gentle on the outside, fierce on the inside
Similarities: Passionate, Independent, Natural Born Leaders, Confident, Spontaneous, Adaptable, Lack of Elite Measurables, Effortless Movement, Compassionate, Elite Vision.
Commentary: Let's be very clear, if either Spot or the Hawk was blessed with either deadly measurables or venom, they would be at the top of the kill list... Their natural abilities on the inside make them prime for attacking... And they make the most of what they were given physically. A hawk is limited to one way to kill pray, and that's a massive set of claws that can rip you to shreds. Similarly, Spot does his damage slicing his way through the defense and either creating an open shot for a teammate, or finding an open spot on the court. Hawks are known as natural born leaders, a quality that Spotlight exudes whether it be through coaching, or nation building.
Fun Fact: A hawks eyesight is 8 times better than the sharpest human eye.
Not a lot of hawk attacks on YouTube, but I was able to identify that Hawks and Crow's fight a lot, which makes me sense because it comes so natural to Spot and I.
Wild Animal Post - Kyle
Kyle: Grizzly Bear
Finishing Move: Maul
Temperament: Methodical
Similarities: Measurables, Hardworking, Observant, Perfectionist, Shy, Independent.
Commentary: Grizzly Bears, like Kyle were blessed with a rare combination of elite physical attributes, along with the personality traits to be one of the most dangerous in their respective industries. Although their natural tendencies is to be reserved, when engaged in what they do, they are relentless, strategic, and hardworking... They also can beat you in multiple ways. The bear can run you down and stomp you, maul you, climb a tree and throw you off, get in water and drown you, or just eat you alive. Kyle can outrun you for layups, destroy you in the post with either hand, out muscle you, out finesse you, out hustle you, convert free throws... And if all else fails, he will just knock down a 3. Neither have an achilles heel, which makes them one of the most lethal combinations on this list.
Fun Fact: A grizzly bear's jaw is strong enough to crush a human head.
Look at the freak speed of this monster...
Finishing Move: Maul
Temperament: Methodical
Similarities: Measurables, Hardworking, Observant, Perfectionist, Shy, Independent.
Commentary: Grizzly Bears, like Kyle were blessed with a rare combination of elite physical attributes, along with the personality traits to be one of the most dangerous in their respective industries. Although their natural tendencies is to be reserved, when engaged in what they do, they are relentless, strategic, and hardworking... They also can beat you in multiple ways. The bear can run you down and stomp you, maul you, climb a tree and throw you off, get in water and drown you, or just eat you alive. Kyle can outrun you for layups, destroy you in the post with either hand, out muscle you, out finesse you, out hustle you, convert free throws... And if all else fails, he will just knock down a 3. Neither have an achilles heel, which makes them one of the most lethal combinations on this list.
Fun Fact: A grizzly bear's jaw is strong enough to crush a human head.
Look at the freak speed of this monster...
Wild Animal Post - Smooth
Smooth: Panda Bear
Finishing Move: Unexpected Lash Outs
Temperament: Passive Aggressive
Similarities: Cute and Harmless Look, Fluffy, Sleepy, Lazy, Dangerous, Hungry, Kinky, Broad, Emotional.
Commentary: Despite Smooth in the middle of a mid-life crisis/rebrand as a hard worker, it doesn't erase spending the last five years living the lifestyle a panda made famous - 12 hours of sleeping than 12 hours of eating. Both appear very sweet, cuddly and innocent, but don't be fooled... Both are fiercely aggressive and will attack at the most unexpected times (Panda's out of nowhere, and Smooth when his team is down by 40).
Fun Fact: Panda's love threesomes and are known for being one of the most sexual animals.
Finishing Move: Unexpected Lash Outs
Temperament: Passive Aggressive
Similarities: Cute and Harmless Look, Fluffy, Sleepy, Lazy, Dangerous, Hungry, Kinky, Broad, Emotional.
Commentary: Despite Smooth in the middle of a mid-life crisis/rebrand as a hard worker, it doesn't erase spending the last five years living the lifestyle a panda made famous - 12 hours of sleeping than 12 hours of eating. Both appear very sweet, cuddly and innocent, but don't be fooled... Both are fiercely aggressive and will attack at the most unexpected times (Panda's out of nowhere, and Smooth when his team is down by 40).
Fun Fact: Panda's love threesomes and are known for being one of the most sexual animals.
Friday, November 15, 2019
Dallas: Airbnb Proposal
Per the discussion, below are listings and 3D tours for both options. Both would be free.
We would appreciate your vote.
DanAMENITIES:
- Re-Pad:
- Infrared Sauna.
- Mini Gym and Grappling Floor.
- Berkey Water Filtration System.
- Essential Oil Diffusers (clean air).
- Washer/Dryer.
- Normatech Compression Sleeves.
- Half a mile from Inwood Tavern, a local hot spot and Juice favorite.
- Half a mile from Celebration, the soon to be new favorite restaurant in PCTI history.
- Party Pad:
- Pool.
- Pool Table (dumbest and most useless game ever).
- Fire Pit.
- Party Room (under construction and not in the listing.
- Essential Oil Diffusers (clean air).
- Multiple Bar Areas.
- Washer/Dryer.
- DIVA WASH (worth the trip just for the experience).
- Next Door to Starbucks.
We would appreciate your vote.
Friday, November 1, 2019
Wild Animal Post - Abe
Abe: Elephant
Finishing Move: Trample
Temperament: Random Aggressiveness
Similarities: Intelligent, Elite Measurables, Lethal, Insane Memory, Aggressive, Powerful, Empathetic, Mischievous, Resourceful, Cooperative, Mass Consumption.
Commentary: Sans the Elephant being ugly and Abe being beautiful, this combo probably has the least exciting, but highest amount of similarities. It's no secret that both have world class brains and memories, so we don't need to dig into that. Elephants are one of those animals always in the top 10 on human deaths, but most of that is because they are just so damn powerful. People don't look at Abe as an angry guy, but as it relates to overall aggressive behavior on the court, I would say no one even comes close. And given his measurables (like Elephants), they can destroy their opponent at any point. What intrigues me most is both are this unique blend of deadly and aggressive, yet cooperative and highly empathetic. Neither stop eating, ever.
Fun Fact: Most Elephants are Homosexuals.
Watch the end.
Finishing Move: Trample
Temperament: Random Aggressiveness
Similarities: Intelligent, Elite Measurables, Lethal, Insane Memory, Aggressive, Powerful, Empathetic, Mischievous, Resourceful, Cooperative, Mass Consumption.
Commentary: Sans the Elephant being ugly and Abe being beautiful, this combo probably has the least exciting, but highest amount of similarities. It's no secret that both have world class brains and memories, so we don't need to dig into that. Elephants are one of those animals always in the top 10 on human deaths, but most of that is because they are just so damn powerful. People don't look at Abe as an angry guy, but as it relates to overall aggressive behavior on the court, I would say no one even comes close. And given his measurables (like Elephants), they can destroy their opponent at any point. What intrigues me most is both are this unique blend of deadly and aggressive, yet cooperative and highly empathetic. Neither stop eating, ever.
Fun Fact: Most Elephants are Homosexuals.
Watch the end.
Thursday, October 31, 2019
Wild Animal Post - Actor
Act: Black Mamba
Finishing Move: Venom
Temperament: Aggressive when Threatened
Similarities: Fast, Nervous, Aggressive, Mean, Vindictive, Non-Confrontational, Agile, Adaptable, Dangerous, Vindictive, Independent, Fearless.
Commentary: The best part about this series is choosing a comparison, than finding out fun facts like "Black Mamba's are adaptable and can live anywhere," something the Act prides himself on. Black Mamba's, similar to Actor are a little misunderstood... They can be your best friend and actually desire peace and harmony, but the second you cross them, they are your worst nightmare. If you make the mistake of attacking either one personally, not only will you get destroyed, but the destruction won't stop. It's not as simple as a deadly bite, or a 3 ball in your eye. Both will keep going until you never set foot near their property ever again. Mamba's are the fastest snake on the planet, and Act might be the fastest Caucasian.
Fun Fact: Mamba's venom posses acid-sensing ion channels in the central and peripheral nervous system, causing a pain-inhibiting effect. One has to wonder if this study was conducted by Dr. Joe Thompson? The video below doesn't show much, but figured the title was fitting.
Finishing Move: Venom
Temperament: Aggressive when Threatened
Similarities: Fast, Nervous, Aggressive, Mean, Vindictive, Non-Confrontational, Agile, Adaptable, Dangerous, Vindictive, Independent, Fearless.
Commentary: The best part about this series is choosing a comparison, than finding out fun facts like "Black Mamba's are adaptable and can live anywhere," something the Act prides himself on. Black Mamba's, similar to Actor are a little misunderstood... They can be your best friend and actually desire peace and harmony, but the second you cross them, they are your worst nightmare. If you make the mistake of attacking either one personally, not only will you get destroyed, but the destruction won't stop. It's not as simple as a deadly bite, or a 3 ball in your eye. Both will keep going until you never set foot near their property ever again. Mamba's are the fastest snake on the planet, and Act might be the fastest Caucasian.
Fun Fact: Mamba's venom posses acid-sensing ion channels in the central and peripheral nervous system, causing a pain-inhibiting effect. One has to wonder if this study was conducted by Dr. Joe Thompson? The video below doesn't show much, but figured the title was fitting.
Wild Animal Post - Orr
Orr: Poison Dart Frog
Finishing Move: Venom
Temperament: Passive
Similarities: Lethal, Unassuming, Small Appetite, Territorial, Ability to Avoid Conflict, Easily Annoyed.
Commentary: If you don't know about this animal, you better get with it. Notoriously ranked in the top three most deadly, a Poison Dart Frog will take you down... Quickly. Anyone that knows Smo knows what the guy is capable of if you get on his bad side. What makes both so lethal is you never know they are about to destroy you... They just do it. Although neither possess an overpowering exterior, rarely are they attacked due to highly regarded reputation for destruction. Neither are aggressive by nature, but both hate being touched, and are easily annoyed... Making them terrifyingly unpredictable.
Fun Fact: A Poison Dart Frog has enough venom to kill 10 grown men, making them the most poisonous animals in the world.
Finishing Move: Venom
Temperament: Passive
Similarities: Lethal, Unassuming, Small Appetite, Territorial, Ability to Avoid Conflict, Easily Annoyed.
Commentary: If you don't know about this animal, you better get with it. Notoriously ranked in the top three most deadly, a Poison Dart Frog will take you down... Quickly. Anyone that knows Smo knows what the guy is capable of if you get on his bad side. What makes both so lethal is you never know they are about to destroy you... They just do it. Although neither possess an overpowering exterior, rarely are they attacked due to highly regarded reputation for destruction. Neither are aggressive by nature, but both hate being touched, and are easily annoyed... Making them terrifyingly unpredictable.
Fun Fact: A Poison Dart Frog has enough venom to kill 10 grown men, making them the most poisonous animals in the world.
Wild Animal Post - Wilson
Ben Wilson: Cape Buffalo
Finishing Move: Bull Rush
Temperament: Passive Aggressive
Similarities: Size/Speed Combo, Unassuming Athleticism, Lack of Lateral Ability, Strong, Straight Line Attacks, Tough to Stop, Stoic Exterior, Non-Stoic Interior, Amazing Memory, Moody, Need for Non-Stop Hydration, Dangerous, Emotional, Large Head.
Commentary: When in attack mode, neither Wilson nor a Cape Buffalo care who or what is standing in the way. They use their size/speed/strength combo to offset a lack of lateral quickness to overpower the defense. Both are highly emotional and have a vindictive side that they only show by a refusal to stop going at the opposition. Both are quiet stat stuffers, with Cape Buffalo's quietly piling up 200 human kills a year, and Wilson always finding a way to keep his numbers up year in and year out.
Fun Fact: Cape Buffalo's are as fast as Lions.
Finishing Move: Bull Rush
Temperament: Passive Aggressive
Similarities: Size/Speed Combo, Unassuming Athleticism, Lack of Lateral Ability, Strong, Straight Line Attacks, Tough to Stop, Stoic Exterior, Non-Stoic Interior, Amazing Memory, Moody, Need for Non-Stop Hydration, Dangerous, Emotional, Large Head.
Commentary: When in attack mode, neither Wilson nor a Cape Buffalo care who or what is standing in the way. They use their size/speed/strength combo to offset a lack of lateral quickness to overpower the defense. Both are highly emotional and have a vindictive side that they only show by a refusal to stop going at the opposition. Both are quiet stat stuffers, with Cape Buffalo's quietly piling up 200 human kills a year, and Wilson always finding a way to keep his numbers up year in and year out.
Fun Fact: Cape Buffalo's are as fast as Lions.
Wednesday, October 30, 2019
Wild Animal Post - Sabin
Jeff Sabin: Hyena
Finishing Move: Teamwork
Temperament: Hyper Aggressive.
Similarities: Team Focused, Strategic, Submissive to Women, Emotional, Relentless, Mis-Leading Appearance, Loud, Influential.
Commentary: Talk about an easy one. Name a more vicious animal than a Hyena? They drive every other animal crazy, and despite their lack of anything physically redeeming, they perform at a high level because of their awareness of physical limitations, and ability to play within a system. Enter Sabin, who's entire basketball career success can be attributed to playing well within the system. Hyena men take a back seat to the women, which Sabin has chosen to do in his day to day life. Don't let either fool you with their nice appearance, both are vicious savages internally that want to rip you to shreds.
Fun Fact: Hyena's are known for influencing human spirits. Anyone ever said that about Sabin? I think so!
Finishing Move: Teamwork
Temperament: Hyper Aggressive.
Similarities: Team Focused, Strategic, Submissive to Women, Emotional, Relentless, Mis-Leading Appearance, Loud, Influential.
Commentary: Talk about an easy one. Name a more vicious animal than a Hyena? They drive every other animal crazy, and despite their lack of anything physically redeeming, they perform at a high level because of their awareness of physical limitations, and ability to play within a system. Enter Sabin, who's entire basketball career success can be attributed to playing well within the system. Hyena men take a back seat to the women, which Sabin has chosen to do in his day to day life. Don't let either fool you with their nice appearance, both are vicious savages internally that want to rip you to shreds.
Fun Fact: Hyena's are known for influencing human spirits. Anyone ever said that about Sabin? I think so!
Wild Animal Post - The Beast
For those of you that don't know, one of my bucket list items is to set up a Battle Royal at Kruger National Park... I would charge more than whatever the highest priced fight boxing ticket cost, and it would be the most epic fight of all time...
I spend a lot of time watching wild animal stuff on YouTube... If you have ever looked at the PCTI stations recent videos, you will likely see a lot of Hippo attack videos. Anyway, thank you Hops for the opportunity to Lorenzen write this up.
The Beast: Giraffe
Finishing Move: Curb Stomp
Temperament: Bi-Polar
Similarities: Unexpected Aggression, Unassuming Power, Length, Big Upper Body, Small Lower Body, Kicking Fetish, Dual Threat, Fake Nice, Lack of Need for Water.
Commentary: Chronically underrated, both The Beast and the Giraffe don't get enough love for being a go to assassin. Each can hurt you multiple ways, with the Giraffe's stomps and neck swing, and the Beast's inside out game. Despite a frail frame, both can take a lick with the best of them.
Fun Fact: A giraffe's kick can decapitate a lion.
I spend a lot of time watching wild animal stuff on YouTube... If you have ever looked at the PCTI stations recent videos, you will likely see a lot of Hippo attack videos. Anyway, thank you Hops for the opportunity to Lorenzen write this up.
The Beast: Giraffe
Finishing Move: Curb Stomp
Temperament: Bi-Polar
Similarities: Unexpected Aggression, Unassuming Power, Length, Big Upper Body, Small Lower Body, Kicking Fetish, Dual Threat, Fake Nice, Lack of Need for Water.
Commentary: Chronically underrated, both The Beast and the Giraffe don't get enough love for being a go to assassin. Each can hurt you multiple ways, with the Giraffe's stomps and neck swing, and the Beast's inside out game. Despite a frail frame, both can take a lick with the best of them.
Fun Fact: A giraffe's kick can decapitate a lion.
Tuesday, October 29, 2019
Friday, October 25, 2019
Friday, May 24, 2019
Guy by Guy Cap Stick Money
Every year around this time I get excited to see everyone... That goes away real quick once everyone gets together and I see the cool guys doing their thing, but for now, I'm looking forward to it.
The chat tonight has me even more amped.
At the moment, below is what I look forward to with each guy... As you all know, I have a tendency to write things that don't make sense, and am too lazy to proofread, so apologies in advance.
The chat tonight has me even more amped.
At the moment, below is what I look forward to with each guy... As you all know, I have a tendency to write things that don't make sense, and am too lazy to proofread, so apologies in advance.
- TP: Recovery.
- I was a closet fan of TP from the get go, not because of his ability to drink, but his dedication to recovery hacks and love for hoops... When I found out he was a fellow Scorpio, I was on board even more. We both have united over recovery, and have a bit of a competition going on over who can bring the most cutting edge equipment.
- Ben: PCTI's Actual Historian.
- People will give Sabin the title, but Ben is an OG who remembers EVERYTHING from the past. I genuinely look forward to whatever tiny detail he reminds us of every year, and will never forget his dominance over the first trivia session.
- The Beast: Cry Boy.
- Over the years, Beast has generated a well deserved reputation as a cry baby... What you never know is where it will take place between the court, or Saturday night dinner. With PCTI's 10 year anniversary video looming, I expect water works from PCTI's toughest dude.
- Juice: Identity Crisis.
- Juice and I get more than enough of each other so there's nothing on that front I look forward to... What I am excited about is watching him jump from Cool to Nerd (whatever is convenient for him at the moment), and when both groups decide to turn him away, leaving him on an island alone.
- Abe: Everything.
- Man I love this dude... Always have. Always will. I look forward to hanging with him, and recently found out I have a meeting in Denver the Monday after PCTI, so I'll be able to carry on the good times.
- Spotlight: Packing Fail.
- I love the big brother little brother roleplay that Spot and I have going on. He's the voice of reason, even-tempered, well cultured guy that keeps me in check, and I'm the guy that has to pick up the pieces for how much of a train wreck he is when it comes to organization. I've provided him his jersey's the last two (maybe three) years, and I expect this one to go the same way.
- Donley: Verbal Assaulting Himself on the Court.
- No one, and I mean no one has talked more on the court since they started, without saying a word to anyone but themselves. If you get a chance to guard him, try and focus on listening to what he has to say to himself. For as much as he loves Donley the businessman, he equally hates Donley the basketball player... It's a thing of beauty.
- Beas: Wisecracks.
- As much as he agitates me, I can't help but to love whatever little wisecracks he delivers towards someone else. Between running straight into the Beast and "Wooing" last year, to humping Smo when he was hunting for a loose ball the year before, he always delivers some form of animation.
- Actor: Making Him A Celebrity.
- This weekend will be a disappointment if we don't work as a team to ensure PCTIX puts Actor on the LA map as a true actor in every sense of the word. I equally hope that he makes out for the 12th straight night of PCTI.
- Kyle: Talking Hoops.
- Through the easiest rivalry I've ever partaken in (I rumble with all Capricorns), I've genuinely loved talking hoops with Kyle, and appreciate that he loves the game the way I do... Him and I have been breaking the squads down since the draft, and expect a lot more of that over the weekend.
- Smooth: Overconfidence.
- Smooth is always good for a moment over the weekend where he gets hyped over making a shot (usually when the rest of the team is down) and expects everyone else on his team to be as excited as he is. He starts jawing (no matter what the score is), and will play well for that time frame, but will talk his way into exhaustion and have to be carried off the court. It's not quite as funny when you're on his team, but still enjoyable after the fact.
- Smo: Nothing.
- Sabin: Excitement.
- I live for talking PCTI with Sabin. The before, during and after discussions are the best times of my year, and getting another year's worth of material to discuss is something I can't wait for.
- Deuce: Attendance.
- Every year this goes on, I have grown to appreciate Deuce even more. The fact that he started with us from the beginning is amazing in itself... Then kept coming back on a salary around $2/hour (his raise around PCTI5 has it up to $3)... Sabin said it years ago and it's true, there is no more important part of PCTI, and if he goes, the entire thing goes down with him.
- Hops: Wine Night.
- A few years ago, Hops and I started enjoying hoops talk over some red wine... We would sit back and watch the group come together, observe new guys ingratiating with the group, and discussing the weekend... It was great, and I desire it. The problem is I no longer drink wine, and have converted to tequila, so I'm hoping he can take one more for the team and mold to what I want, since I have an issue with being flexible.
- Sticky: Itinerary Talk.
- This doesn't get old for me... It's turned into a character, but I love it mainly because it genuinely bothers him when the plan isn't followed. A close second is seeing how excited he gets to break down the film session, and anytime he does anything wrong, whatever comment he throws out about how much harder he's going to work next offseason.
Wednesday, May 22, 2019
PCTI Questionnaire 2019 (Part II)
Here is part 2!
Deuce
When did you join
PCTI? Been there since the
beginning, a Real OG
What has been your
favorite PCTI? Tough one….Scottsdale, AZ
What has been your
favorite addition (non player) to PCTI? Waking up to some freshly squeezed juice….Thanks Juice Mon
Is there one (or more)
very memorable thing that you think about from a PCTI?
For me, it’s the overall
experience that PCTI provides….Friendship/Brotherhood. I believe that we
all pick up where we all left off last, even if we haven’t been in touch.
We build upon the memories we’ve formed over the years, even if we don’t talk
often. I hope that we all understand that, no matter what the situation
may present, that one could reach out to any one in this group and they’d step
up…..Deep thoughts……
Outside of hoops, what
has been your favorite city? San
Diego with the bottle service
Is there anything you
think could be done to improve PCTI? Insuring that this annual event continues for a lifetime.
Maybe not next, but
what city would you like to go for a future PCTI? Providenciales – Turks & Caicos
Bruiser
When did you join PCTI? Numero Uno
What has been your favorite PCTI? Tough. Lexington (1), San Diego and Cincy are close for me.
Would probably go with SD.
What has been your favorite addition
(non player) to PCTI? Being able to watch the games the
night after we play and make fun of ourselves.
Is there one (or more) very
memorable thing that you think about from a PCTI? When
Abe, BC and I bonded over space/sci fi stuff and watched Event Horizon. The
River Float. The Squeeze.
Outside of hoops, what has been your
favorite city? Scottsdale
Is there anything you think could be
done to improve PCTI? Nothing comes to mind at the
moment.
Maybe not next, but what city would
you like to go for a future PCTI? Tampa. Go hit up Bush
Gardens.
Joe
When did you join
PCTI? 2009
What has been your
favorite PCTI? San Diego
What has been your
favorite addition (non player) to PCTI? Deuce
Is there one (or more)
very memorable thing that you think about from a PCTI? Surprisingly no one really farts around each
other. Very classy assholes here.
Outside of hoops, what
has been your favorite city? San
Diego overall. My Mexican dinner in Portland with a crew of 6 was pretty
amazing.
Is there anything you
think could be done to improve PCTI? Best of 5.
Maybe not next, but
what city would you like to go for a future PCTI? Seattle, NY, Chicago, Miami, Nola, MEMPHIS
Ben
When did you join PCTI? OG BRAH
What has been your
favorite PCTI? Cincy bc of the
competitiveness of the series and the best gym we’ve played in IMO.
What has been your
favorite addition (non player) to PCTI? Being able to play back the days previous games instantly to always
have on in the background of hangs
Is there one (or more)
very memorable thing that you think about from a PCTI? the Kittens fiasco, the stats team from Lexington, Minny lake day,
the tribute video in Portland, the morning squeeze were five that just came to
me
Outside of hoops, what
has been your favorite city? Portland
Is there anything you
think could be done to improve PCTI? Hard to improve perfection, but I wish more attention was paid to
the gyms we play in. Feel like we could be consistently better.
Maybe not next, but
what city would you like to go for a future PCTI? I always liked the Charleston idea. Or Toronto.
BC
When did you join PCTI? PCTI I #OGStatus
What has been your favorite PCTI? Cincinnati - the
basketball was super competitive for the first time in a few years. Getting
everyone under one roof was great and we took a big step towards getting our
"final roster" by adding a few new guys. The off court activity was
solid with the float on the river being one of our better outings. Plus, a near
death experience on the highway makes for a good story.
What has been your favorite addition (non player) to PCTI? Assuming you don't mean Deuce...Do the extra days
count? More time together, more time for the body to recover. It's the only way
this thing could have survived as we all get older.
Is there one (or more) very memorable thing that you think about from a
PCTI? The friendships are great but for me the first
thought of PCTI is still the hoops. It's so nice to compete for a few days each
year.
Outside of hoops, what has been your favorite city? I need to do a better job seeing the cities, I'm always so tired. I
thought Dallas/Plano was my favorite - I didn't feel like I was missing out on
anything being too tired to think or function and just wanting to eat or drink
at the first nearest spot. Suburbia is built for that and Plano is a solid
suburb.
Is there anything you think could be done to improve PCTI? I wish there was a way to consistently have
in-game stats. The few times we've had those they've been very useful and make
for good convo.
Maybe not next, but what city would you like to go for a future PCTI? To me the city is secondary to the housing...I think we should look
for the best rental we can find amenity wise and then plan PCTI around that, no
matter where it is. A true mansion with a pool would be awesome.
Sabin
When
did you join PCTI? I’m a
day 1 PCTI member. First PCTI was 1 in Lexington. I think at the time I only
knew Dan, Hops, and JT.
What
has been your favorite PCTI? Favorite PCTI was a tie between II and VII. II because it was the
beginning of my heel turn villainy, plus it was an underrated,
super-competitive series. VII because it was the redemption of my PCTI career
after having been lost in the Huff wilderness for 2 years. Plus, super
competitive series as well.
What
has been your favorite addition (non player) to PCTI? Best addition to PCTI has been the ability to have
videos on demand at YouTube. Allows for easy viewing and reference to previous
events. Keeps it fresh and alive.
Is there one (or more)
very memorable thing that you think about from a PCTI? For me, one of the more
memorable personal moments was receiving a birthday cake from the group in
Cincinnati on my 40th birthday. I felt like I had been re-integrated into the
brotherhood and my character arc had come full circle. It was also very
gratifying to win my first PCTI in San Diego. Sounds silly that it took 8
years, but it was like a deep inhale after being under water for so long
Outside of hoops, what
has been your favorite city? Favorite city was San Diego. What’s not to like? Weather, hot
chicks, best team I played for...
Is there anything you
think could be done to improve PCTI? PCTI would be improved by allowing some guys to
be captain that haven’t had a chance yet. Would be cool to see Biz, Spot, Don,
Bruise, etc... get their chance to build a team and have fun with it
Maybe not next, but
what city would you like to go for a future PCTI? A cool city would be Austin,
TX. Food, facilities, fun.
AHOP
When did you join
PCTI? One of the OG7
What has been your
favorite PCTI? Cincy… the games were
intense and close, added some new key guys, cool city, the float… but having
everyone stay in a house for the first time really took it to another level.
What has been your
favorite addition (non player) to PCTI? Even though it was from the beginning, getting these on video is my
favorite. Not only can we look back and relive some of these great moments, we
also get Deuce at every PCTI.
Is there one (or more)
very memorable thing that you think about from a PCTI? Too many to count but Sabin’s speech in Cincy was
incredible. The OG vid watch sesh before PCTI II getting drunk off wine and
chasing Reuben (RIP). Spotlight falling in love his first PCTI with Angaleeee.
DK’s video he showed in Portland. Cramp game.
Outside of hoops, what
has been your favorite city? Portland
– incredible city, great food, plus all that #nature!
Is there anything you
think could be done to improve PCTI? 2 things… 1) pay for the stat keepers from Lexington to join us
every year. (I know it’s not realistic, but I can dream!) 2) Improve referees –
one idea I’ve had is to reach out to the state’s high school association and
see if there’s anything we could do together for a win win situation. This is a
half-baked idea.
Maybe not next, but
what city would you like to go for a future PCTI? Dickson, TN…. HAHA Still got it! For real,
Vancouver or Toronto
DK
When did you join
PCTI? OG.... Til death do us
part.
What has been your
favorite PCTI? Hoops: Cincy - Fun: SD.
What has been your
favorite addition (non player) to PCTI? Having everyone in the same house.
Is there one (or more)
very memorable thing that you think about from a PCTI? Abe (PCTI1) saying "I can't believe we are
really doing this" will be a tough act to follow... The other most
memorable for me was PCTI surviving Denver due to the circumstances (Sabin and
Donley getting injured a month before, Skillz taking a new job and bailing,
Pitto just bailing, me going through a miserable time and Abe's work on ).
That was PCTI's transition year. I still credit Ben for keeping the group
together during this time, which is why his lack of engagement these days
destroys me daily.
Outside of hoops, what
has been your favorite city? Scottsdale.
Is there anything you
think could be done to improve PCTI? The answer is yes, I just don't know what it is at the moment...
Once I do, I'll make sure it gets done. All that said, a few roster
tweaks would hit the spot, but that's out of my control.
Maybe not next, but
what city would you like to go for a future PCTI? Des Moines, Iowa.
Abe
When did you join PCTI?
PCTIOG
What has been your favorite PCTI? Plano - That was the year
I could see the staying power. The lead up was probably the best of any year
with the introduction of the blog and podcast (RIP) and the engagement was at
it's peak. I was the captain of the team that swept so afterward I was riding
high from that. Joe got a handy. Plano was a nice surprise and it was the first
"out of town" experience for us. Beas and Spot came on board. So many
good things about that year...
What has been your favorite addition (non player) to PCTI? Hands down the bottle service night in SD. A night I will never
forget although a lot of it is pretty fuzzy. Seeing Sabin let loose and show
his "wild" side was worth every penny of the 2 bottles we ordered at
3am and left for the Help
Is there one (or more) very memorable thing that you think about from a
PCTI?
Lex
1 - One of the most
epicly fun nights I've ever had with Ahop, a solid 15 minutes of sleep before
day 2 after 4 games the day prior (oh to be young again), the BLUE, the stat
keepers being super cool, and of course the infamous cramp game
Lex
2 - Beerman's gf not
looking up from her phone a single time over the course of 3 days
Plano - Smoking American Spirits with Spot on a
balcony, Angeleeeeeee, sweeping
Scottsdale - The most beautiful people I've ever seen
in one place, the golf carts, Dan on the links, hot tubbing with the bros, was
this the first year of the Smo van? If so, that
Denver - n/a
Portland - Nature hike, the foreshadowing of Wes
standing alone in that group pic, my introduction into the wonderful world of
food truck villages
Cincy - The myriad of vacant/abandoned buildings
around town, bonding with the Stickman over weed, nature, and his love of outer
space
San
Diego - Zoo day was
splendid, the house was dope af, Deuce grilling up meat and Juice juicing, the
second floor Slay Bungalow, waking up 40 minutes before departure and somehow
miraculously making my flight
Minny - Bottle service amongst an entire club of
rolling 18 year olds, Act working his Hollywood magic to get a large number of
dudes in da club the previous night, watching two fat black chicks grind on him
and then one pulling out her massive titties (probably my second favorite PCTI
memory)
Outside of hoops, what has been your favorite city? San Diego
Is there anything you think could be done to improve PCTI? Add an extra day
Maybe not next, but what city would you like to go for a future PCTI? Miami for a Christmas PCTI
Tuesday, May 21, 2019
PCTI Questionnaire 2019 (Part I)
Thanks to everyone for your response. I really enjoyed these. Also, I'm definitely not posting the response to saying something nice about Dan because he is the WORST... Here is part 1 which includes everyone that joined PCTI after year 1:
Kyle
When did you join
PCTI? 2018
What has been your
favorite PCTI? Minny duh
What has been your
favorite addition (non player) to PCTI? N/A
Is there one (or
more) very memorable thing that you think about from a PCTI? Not speaking to Dan the entire lake trip in Minny
Outside of hoops,
what has been your favorite city? Minny duh
Is there anything
you think could be done to improve PCTI? could have added me sooner
Maybe not next, but
what city would you like to go for a future PCTI? Vegas
Andy
When did you join
PCTI? Joined in 2017
What has been your
favorite PCTI? San Diego
What has been your
favorite addition (non player) to PCTI? Bottle Service
Is there one (or more)
very memorable thing that you think about from a PCTI? BC getting drugged, Dan getting a random morning
blow job
Outside of hoops, what
has been your favorite city? San Diego
Is there anything you
think could be done to improve PCTI? Make sure the gyms is legit. We fly all the way out there and have a
great time but the hoops is still the focus. So the facility I would like to
have a great place to play and the rest we can figure out from there.
Maybe not next, but
what city would you like to go for a future PCTI? Orlando!!
Juice
When did you join
PCTI? My first year of PCTI was
VII in Cincinnati.
What has been your
favorite PCTI? So far PCTI VIII in SD has
been my favorite.
What has been your
favorite addition (non player) to PCTI? I could be wrong about this, but I think before VII not everyone got
into the city on Wed. I enjoy the Wed evening gatherings and think that
it is a good addition.
Is there one (or more)
very memorable thing that you think about from a PCTI? Everytime I’m on the airplane is very memorable
and enjoyable for me. I like the calmness of flying and being able to
think about the upcoming hoops. A single event would be the float trip in
Cincinnati.
Outside of hoops, what
has been your favorite city? Favorite
city would be Minneapolis. I’ve never been there and thought it was a
well rounded city and the night life scene was different and fun. Also my
future wife lives there.
Is there anything you
think could be done to improve PCTI? It would be a tall order for Deuce, but I would think camera time
off the court at the AirBnB before and after games would provide some hilarious
and interesting memories.
Maybe not next, but
what city would you like to go for a future PCTI? Miami (never been to a Florida beach).
TP
When did you join PCTI? 7
What has been your
favorite PCTI? 8
What has been your
favorite addition (non player) to PCTI? Have there been any sense I’ve joined? I love the one big activity -
zoo - river float - boats.
Is there one (or more)
very memorable thing that you think about from a PCTI? Ben - double calf cramp -
might as well of drowned his dog. The most defeated look I’ve maybe ever
seen.
Outside of hoops, what has
been your favorite city? SD! Granted my other two choices are cincy and minni lol
Is there anything you
think could be done to improve PCTI? As swanky as the radisson red is...would be dope to have enough room
for everyone. Would def prefer to shell out a little more money and all be able
to be in the same room without knowing who brushed their teeth and who
didn’t..
Maybe not next, but what
city would you like to go for a future PCTI? Austin
Beas
When did you join
PCTI? Plano
What has been your
favorite PCTI? SD
What has been your
favorite addition (non player) to PCTI? SPLITTY
Is there one (or
more) very memorable thing that you think about from a PCTI? FINAL NIGHT PCTI SD
Outside of hoops,
what has been your favorite city? SD
Is there anything
you think could be done to improve PCTI? YES
Maybe not next, but
what city would you like to go for a future PCTI? SEATTLE
Spotlight
When did you join PCTI? For III, whatever year that was. I'm never
forgetting the slight that I wasn't invited from the beginning.
What has been your favorite PCTI? Super tough Q, I think Scottsdale had the most all-around
awesomeness to it, from food to nightlife to basketball.
What has been your favorite addition (non player) to PCTI? This is a tie between nature excursions (waterfalls, floats, boats,
beaches, etc.) #tyBeas and the increasing pageantry of the Saturday night
dinner. Even the non-cool guys get rowdy on Sat night now. All the #DICKS need
to stop booking flights before 7 AM on Sunday tho...
Is there one (or more) very memorable thing that you think about from a
PCTI? This isn't really the
intent of the question but weirdly I think about the gyms a lot, first
impressions, what I liked and hated about each one, how they impacted me as a
player, etc. Probably because all the gyms I've been playing at in the UK are
such shit.
Outside of hoops, what has been your favorite city? I'm just going to list my fav thing about each
city so as to not offend any host sensibilities. Plano: Angelie. Scottsdale:
golf carts. Denver: the original hotel and Joe dancing at the bar. Cincy: the
house and that Donley chili. Portland: the ref who wanted to be us and Beas.
San Diego: the beach and beach bars obvs also getting hurt. Minny: trashy lake
people, ping pong, and looking for CVS.
Is there anything you think could be done to improve PCTI? I miss the blog and podcast. We were so ahead of the podcast game.
We should get an intern who can content manage us so that we keep the chatter
going all year round.
Maybe not next, but what city would you like to go for a future PCTI? Miami, never been, need an excuse.
Donley
When did you join
PCTI? Year 2 in Lexington
What has been your
favorite PCTI? Cincy - best host
What has been your
favorite addition (non player) to PCTI? Saturday event, which forces everyone to be together instead of
splitting off. Great way to close out the trip.
Is there one (or more)
very memorable thing that you think about from a PCTI? Random one on one chats that get real, and not
meaning deep - - but just real, when people put the shenanigan part of their
personality down
Outside of hoops, what
has been your favorite city? Scottsdale
- golf cart game was clutch
Is there anything you
think could be done to improve PCTI? shot clock?
Maybe not next, but
what city would you like to go for a future PCTI? Seattle, easy
Smo
When did you join
PCTI? Year 2 aka the year PCTI
became cool
What has been your
favorite PCTI? San Diego - not even
close
What has been your
favorite addition (non player) to PCTI? Pun's weed habit
Is there one (or more)
very memorable thing that you think about from a PCTI? Abe's punishment...and Pun's drug problem
Outside of hoops, what
has been your favorite city? Denver - close second was Portland but too dirty
Is there anything you
think could be done to improve PCTI? Get rid of Dan
Maybe not next, but
what city would you like to go for a future PCTI? Miami, Vegas and somewhere overseas
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