Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Weekend Recap by the Numbers

0 Injuries for Brian Eskildsen
0 Tampons used by Tony Hopkins
1 Freudian slip by Sabin
1 Technical Foul by Ben Wilson
2 Beers Pitto drank to be Hammered and 2 Yack trips
3 Nights of Abe laying out ground work
4 Games
5 Red Lights Smo ran while driving the van
8 Members of Breaking Bad calling out Angeliiiiiiiiiii for Spotlight's 3's
9 times we saw Donley pull out "Zorro" in 10 minutes in game 3
10 flameouts from BC re: Sabin's fouls and 1 take down of Wes
33% of PCTI had a decent looking goatee for the weekend (it wasn't me or Pitto; HINT: Hottest guy in PCTI)
16 Jack and Diet Cokes drank by Bryan McKinney
72 beers consumed by Bruiser in 72 hours
47 Chicken Fingers eaten by Wes on Friday (approximate)
10,000 calories consumed by DK

ANOTHER GREAT YEAR FOR PCTI.

3 comments:

  1. I'll piggy back on that:

    4 best friends and member of the Quad Pod
    1 trampoline almost destroyed
    2 times BC went right (turnover and blocked shot)
    1 Creepy man staring at us in the hot tub
    0 pair of pants creepy man was wearing
    32 jump side bump celebrations by JSAS (Josh Stephen All Stars)
    1 Greatest shot in PCTI history (mine)
    1 Greatest individual performance in PCTI history (Joe)
    4 places Smo almost or did get kicked out of
    77 dollars spent on Spotlight's birthday shots
    3 consecutive years PCTI has been ICREDIBLE

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  2. Spotlight-only version 3.0
    0 vomits
    1 bruised gooch (classic Bruiser)
    2 girls who texted Spotlight asking for Abe or Beas' phone #s
    3 attempted on court Spotlight murders (all by Bruiser)
    4 near vomits, including one on court
    6 mimosas each drunk by 5/8 of the Breaking Bad #sweepers (Spotlight, Pitto, Abe, Hops, Skilly) after the #sweep
    6.8 ppg (Spotlight will take it)
    10 gin tonics drunk by Spotlight and Hops
    15 seconds on Spotlight's Sat night dinner speech, approximately 14 seconds longer than Donley's Cincy pitch (fail)
    20 cigarettes smoked (unconfirmed)
    25 years old was Spotlight's future wife (Angelie!)
    26th birthday is what Spotlight told the 18ish-22 year old girls
    29th birthday was the truth (creeper)
    36 times Abe screamed "one more!" during a Spotlight open three ball
    40 years old for the lady who hand-fed Spotlight sushi (estimated)
    51 dollars for the hotel room Spotlight and Bambie shared for a special birthday night in Houston (yeshomo)
    250 pounds for the woman who hand-fed Spotlight Sushi (minimum)

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  3. 15 for the amount of PCTI members Dan the Boy is going to try and convince he didn't play badly.
    21 for Dan the Boy's FG% for the weekend.

    If we can have that much fun after a 4-0 sweep, PCTI has a bright future.

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