Another Shocking Announcement from TA (The Actor).

Hollywood Gazette (a subsidiary of The Burbank Weekly, a subsidiary of The Hollywood Reporter)
Op-Ed Section

June 21, 2014

Emails are overrated and the blog has found new life so I decided to address this on here as opposed to impersonal email to everyone.

Anyways, it's with a heavy heart that I also hate to inform everyone that I will be at PCTI this year. My bad jokes and lackluster puns will be on full display as well as my budding acting ability. It was an rigorously easy decision for me because I like beer, shooting long 3 pointers with no chance of going in, showing off my tan, and talking about how great drugs are and how everyone should try them, and everyone asking me what famous person have I run into (David Spade eats at my favorite Tex-Mex place (JoeQuito Mas or Poquito Mas) in LA every Friday).

It just makes sense for me to spend time with people I like for an extended weekend, sans Hops (who ruined the event for the aforementioned Lost 4 of Eskildsen, Pitto, Donley and Sabin due to "school"). 

To the Lost 4, I truly wish you guys could come. 

Pitto, I respect family first, so enjoy your niece and you will, sadly, be missed.  You should pay Danie for your jersey since your budget just shrunk (from $600+ to $160) and wear it out all Summer in Nashville with Hops. We need you two as Brand Ambassadors for us in Middle Tennessee. Additionally, what better way to greet your newborn niece than by holding her in your Jordan PCTI Jersey. Call me crazy, but that sounds great for our PR and Marketing especially in the 21-45 Female demo.

Scott and Sabin, please get healthy soon. We are definitely going to pour out a few Bud Lights (do I smell a sponsorship coming soon???!!) on your behalf. 

Eskildsen, do your thing in Boston. You will be missed. We are all eagerly excited about getting the Harvard/Rice care package of gear in which Abe always gets the best pair of shorts.

Again, I apologize to the unlucky 11 that are still going that I will still be in attenDANCE. I just learned the Charleston, so prepare yourselves for some annoyingly great dance moves (I added them to my acting resume).

Hopefully, I'll have more fireworks to give everyone once PCTI IIIII gets going. 

Yours in combat,

Dr. Thompson