PCTI: Mile High on the 4th of July

Ah hem...

Few would argue to the tumultuous off season
Key players dropping out, some for no apparent reason.

Donley broke his forearm probably jackhammering gaps
And when BC arrives, bitches throw in their cervical caps.

Sabin tore his groin with his son playing soccer
And the Doctor's got more drugs than Michael Irving's locker. 

Skills left to wipe sweat at some community college
And Pitto's absence no one cares enough to even acknowledge.

Ben and Abe both drafted squads mediocre at best
And when Spotlight leaves Denver half that city will need an STD test.

Excited to watch the Brusier perfectly sip on a cold beer,
Or listen to Ben's music which to no mans taste does he adhere. 

Chic Fila cancelled the Honey Biscuit and Wes wrote a letter to corporate
Haven't seen a grown man cry like that since Sabin's Kittens forfeit.

Fruit nearly had a coup on his hands from his lack of leadership on the BORED,
Cross Fit training McKinneys got every muscle in shape except the vocal chord.

Whether Beas takes his shirt off or A Hop pokes holes in his rubbers
NOTHING comes between this band of brothers. 

"They say your latitude determines your attitude, we're mile high as a motha fucka and fly as a motha fucka." - Kanye West