Last Picks, Historically

I thought I'd take a minute to explore the numbers of all the last picks in PCTI history, for no particular reason.  Aside from the team-dependent W/L numbers, I thought I could get an idea of the value that each of the last picks provided to their team throughout the years using EFFpg.

I admittedly do not remember if Wes was last pick in PCTI 1, so that's an assumption.  I also forgot about Pitto being the last pick two years in a row, but that kind of drives home the point: draft with your head and not your heart.  A caution, if you will.

See you in Minny.

1: Wes  7.2 ppg, 2.7 rpg, 1.8 apg, 0 spg, 3.3 EFFpg, 4-2 W/L
2: Pitto 13.1 ppg, 4.1 rpg, 2.1 apg, 0.8 spg, 9.3 EFFpg, 3-4 W/L
3: Pitto  8.8 ppg, 3.8 rpg, 3 apg, 1.5 spg, 7.3 EFFpg, 4-0 W/L
4: Wes  1.1 ppg, 1.4 rpg, 0.1 apg, 0 spg, -1.1 EFFpg, 3-4 W/L
5: Wes  3.5 ppg, 3.5 rpg, 1.5 apg, 0.5 spg, 1.8 EFFpg, 0-4 W/L
6: Wes  1.2 ppg, 3.8 rpg, 0.4 apg, 0.6 spg, 2.2 EFFpg, 1-4 W/L
7: Wes  (3 games, 3 DNP's not averaged)  3.7 ppg, 1.3 rpg, 1.7 apg, 0.3 spg, 4.7 EFFpg, 2-1 W/L
8: Wes  (0 games, quit, not averaged)

Last picks, lifetime:
Pitto, 11 games: 127 pts, 44 reb, 27 ast, 11 stl, 94 EFF, 7-4 W/L
Wes, 25 games:  82 pts, 63 reb, 25 ast, 6 stl, 44 EFF, 10-15 W/L
Combo, 36 games:  5.8 ppg, 3 rpg, 1.4 apg, 0.5 spg, 3.8 EFFpg, 17-21 W/L

Ben, lifetime:  13.2 ppg, 6.5 rpg, 1.95 apg, 0.8 spg, 6.98 EFFpg, 20-23 W/L

PCTI8 Pre-Season Awards Review

As we anticipate PCTI9, let's take a look at how predictions vs. reality shook out from PCTI8.

Awards were as follows:

• MVP: Sabin.
• ATT: brent & The Boy.
• High Rebounder: Sticky (9.8 rpg).
• High Scorer: Sabin (15.8 ppg).

Each accurate selection received one point.

Mad props to Act and and TP for their selections.

PCTI9 Preview: What Each Team Needs From Each Player

73 days and counting... A little over three months... It's around this time that half the league gets amped knowing their offseason regimen has them ready, and the other half panics knowing they are nowhere near ready... The phrase "more than ever" gets thrown around every year when analyzing the two teams and their differences, but I'm confident this one legitimately takes it...

Below is a breakdown by player of what each team needs from them in order to maximize success.

The Beastie Boys:

• Nature "Beast Incarnate" Beasley: Get busy in the trenches. 
• On a guard heavy lineup, this newfound powerhouse will need to take his gains from the offseason, natural rebounding skills and quietly strong back to the basket/short corner game, and apply them in the trenches along with low post stalwarts Sticky Van Horne and Huck.
• The "Juice Mon" Godon: Use his superior motor efficiently.
• One of the most unique players in PCTI due to a motor that legitimately never stops, if Juice can apply non-stop ball pressure, sprint for easy buckets, and crash the glass on both ends it will not only help his performance, but will free things up for his teammates.
• "The Beast" Huckins: Be prepared for the weirdness of PCTI.
• There's no questioning he's a top player, but let's be real, PCTI is weird... Looking around an empty gym seeing people interviewed, others getting hyped liked it's the NBA Finals, and going through the national anthem.. Getting caught up in the hoopla is real.  The Beast has a big role as the squad's big man and sole player on his team (sans The Boy) that isn't 6'2", and will need to get on the same page as his teammates early on.
• "Spotlight" Higdon: Get his mojo back.
• It's hard to debate no one (sans Austin Powers before it was stripped of him) had more mojo than Spotlight... Dude was on a steady climb up the power rankings as a do-it-all player/beloved teammate that was highly efficient.  A knee sprain in 8 then a baby in 9's offseason has whispers surrounding his stock, but if he plays like he has in any of the past years, he will be a huge asset.
• "The Actor" Thompson: Make big plays but minimize big misses.
• Bold, expansive, fearless and clutch the Actor is always good for one portion of a game where he does things no one else can, and it typically puts his team in a position to win. Whether it's back breaking offensive rebounds, baiting the offense into a turnover, or drilling a 40 foot off the dribble three, the guy is going to make things happen. If he can win the risk/reward battle, it will be huge for The Beastie Boys.
• Sticky Van Horne: Build off his best PCTI.
• One of the unsung heroes of last year, Sticky took on an unsexy role but did it with flair like only he and Dennis Rodman could as lock down defender, rebounder, and inbounder for a team that played up tempo.  Sticky tied for second all time in rebounds/game, which is even more impressive considering he spent a lot of the time guarding the perimeter.  That work will be needed in the worst way next year, going up against one of the biggest teams in PCTI history.
• Ben: Trust his teammates.
• As skilled as it gets in PCTI, Wilson is one of the few guys that can take over a game at any time.  Adding his high school teammate to a roster of "his guys" (only missing Hops) Wilson should be in line for answering his favorite offseason question, who will be the breakout candidate?  If Ben trust his teammates and doesn't feel like he has to do too much, we can be talking about adding another round of 15 ppg, 8 rpg, and MVP award into his already decorated PCTI life.
• The Boy: Don't suffer a let down.

Sabin's Squad:

• Sabin: Don't play out of position.
• The classical basketball player/coach in Sabin will have to get over the fact that there won't need to be legitimate "positions" for his team, and stay focused on what he does well... Staying off the ball coming off screens and embracing his role as one of the most deadly and offensive players in PCTI will be the best thing for him, and his squad.
• BRENT Carney: Play his game.
• One of the most consistent players in PCTI history, no one is easier to analyze or predict their performance than BRENT. Never suffering a let down year, and always being at the top of the power rankings, there's no reason to change anything.  BRENT will always take what the opposition gives him, so a lot of the key will be on the other squad to minimize that more than ever.
• Smo Orr: Convert easy buckets.
• His buddy Brent said it best, no matter how much he doesn't care, his basketball instincts are so good he will always end up in a position to make plays.  He's going to get offensive rebounds, alter shots, and communicate no matter how little he cares... If he converts easy buckets, he's going to be a huge asset for his team.
• Abe Stephen: Come to PCTI in shape.
• A closet storyline the last few years is how little work Abe puts in during the offseason... A guy who frankly doesn't need to put the work in because he's superior physically, athletically, and in pretty much every way... However, after adding additional talent, along with everyone (somehow) getting better every year, now is a good time for him to re-dedicate himself. If he comes to PCTI9 in shape, there's no telling what kind of damage he will do.
• Hops: Convert easy buckets.
• Arguably the best instincts in PCTI, Hops has a knack for drawing fouls, timing offensive rebounds perfectly, and sliding his way through holes in defenses.  If he converts the opportunities that his instincts put him in position for, he could do significant damage. If his PCTI8 and training camp performance in Nashville was indicative, Team Sabin got a steal.  
• Busy Donley: Post Up.
• It's not just off the court... Busy is busy on it too... Constantly running around setting screens, cutting to the hoop, crashing full speed ahead on shots... He's always looking for something to do... That said, it sometimes takes him out of the post, which in my opinion is where he's at his best... An array of moves help him either convert or get to the line, along with wearing down the defense.
• TP: Patrol the paint.
• Locking horns with his high school teammate will be no easy task, but if anyone is up for it it will be him.  With Kyle and Sticky spending their time down low, and fellow big men Abe and BRENT potentially guarding the perimeter, TP will have his hands full.  
• Carmelo "Smooth" Cibotti: Find open shots.
• On a roster that is perfect for him, the attention his teammates will get (especially down low) will create opportunities for him to run around the 3 point line and find open shots.  One of the most well known facts about PCTI is that rookies rarely play well as the transition to a different style and new teammates lend itself to a learning curve... Not Smooth. In his rookie campaign, he shot 53%.  Not only a rookie record, but third highest % in PCTI history.  They don't call him Melo for nothing, the guy exudes confidence on the court.  

Things I Love/Hate-PCTI 9-The Melee in Minneapolis

With the recent surge in momentum thanks to the efforts of Hops and The Beast, we are getting dangerously close to being 100% prepared for 9.

To take a page out of one of the ESPN writers, below is a "Love/Hate" heading into 9... 

Things I Hate:  

• Lover Boy Beasley: After a long and grueling offseason of hard work and determination to be prepared for PCTI, Love has turned his attention to romance and has spent the better part of 2018 falling in love with anyone that will look at him (which is a lot of women).
• Donley's Work Schedule: I'm not going to elaborate, who else is sick of hearing about it?  
• Dan The Boy's Body and Losing: For those who I have not made aware, a three month bout with immune system issues, along with a busted wrist has been a beating... On a side note, he's lost just about every game he's played in in 2018.
• Ben Wilson's Two Year Silence: Once the golden child of PCTI, Wilson's ongoing battles with immune system (Cincy), cramps (San Diego), and love have people questioning his commitment.  How many times will love take down people's PCTI?  Can he resurrect his rep both on and off the court?
• Spotlight: Simply put, I miss having him around and don't like the green I get when I send him a text.
• The Actor's Knee: After being disrespected two straight years during the draft, The Actor committed himself to a rigorous training program, only to "tear" his ACL.  He's been out of action for months.  
• Hops Jump Shot: Training Camp saw a more explosive Hops who's in rhythm jumper looked even more in sync than usual. Weight training is going to work wonders on all aspects of his game.
• Smooth's Wednesday Performance Last Year: For those that don't know Smooth and my relationship, it's what this post is based on (love/hate).  Almost 365 days later, I still haven't gotten over him going out until 4:00 am the night before PCTI, and sleeping his way through the first night.  Thanks for your commitment!

Things I Love:

• The Pressure on The Beast: A volatile offseason has The Beast's reputation treading on ultra thin ice.  Between a lack of dedication to his craft, and new blood (Kyle/Love/Juice) vying for the moniker, the clock is ticking!
• Abe's Silence: It's no secret Abe is my favorite guy in PCTI... He's been masterful with weaving in and out with strokes of brilliance (shout out Borderline Genius Ideas) but never overstaying his welcome.  He always keeps the crowd wanting more, and you never know when he will strike next.
• Juice's Offseason: After being crowned the MVP of PCTI Training Camp, Nashville edition, Juice has kept the momentum going and has been masterful on the court. After being the MVP of day 1 in San Diego, has he already outperformed the term "breakout candidate?" 
• Team Sabin's Point Guard Situation: It wouldn't be a Jeff Sabin draft if he didn't put himself in a situation that would cause him angst.  How important a PG is in PCTI remains to be seen, but only he would be fresh off an MVP award where he got to play off the ball and play to his strengths, then draft a team where he had to play an uncomfortable role in. No one is their own worst enermy more.
• Addition of "The Beast" Huckins: Not much else to say, going to be a great addition both on and off the court.
• The Amount of PCTI Jersey's I Have In Stock: Last year's Saturday night yielded me at least three new jerseys (most notably Sticky and Abe) and I wear both every time I play.
• An Offseason Not Centered Around Sticky Van Horne: It took nine years (and even a no show) from Sticky before an offseason went by without him being the focal point of every PCTI discussion.  We did it Beast!

Counterfeit beast power rankings plus The Beast's origin story

In early 2017 The Beast was born. To clarify, I had nothing to do with it. I was away from the rest of PCTI, minding my own business in sleepy Lexington, KY. A few months prior I had switched employers and taken on a more normal work schedule that also involved more hours spent sitting at a desk, staring at a computer. So, for the first time in my life, I was actually somewhat excited to go to the gym at the end of the day, because most of those YMCA session came on the heals of nine hours of pent up work rage and inactivity. Unfortunately for me, I couldn't find a pickup basketball game in the post-work time frame and since I hate running (no offense, Spot the 10k Man) I wound up lifting more consistently than any point in my life.

Eventually the core group from our squad last year began a group text and I started to send them many Jocko Willink inspired texts. We had invented the storyline that the other squad thought of us as the uncool guys who obsess over PCTI and turned it in to our own self fulfilling prophecy. If that's what they thought of us (even though we didn't know that to actually be true) then we would really show them what caring looked like. Not only were we going to hit the gym, we were going to make a point of working out the uncool muscles. One day after a particularly fulfilling trip to the Eastern Bloc (Romanian deadlifts, Bulgarian split squats, etc.) the Actor via the group text said, “Brent Carney? More like Beast Carney.” Thusly, the alter-ego was born.

There's no need to recount how the rest of 2017 worked out for The Beast. Obviously, it was a success. However, 2018 has brought with it a new set of challenges and rivals for the The Beast. A few weeks after PCTI VIII we welcomed Baby Beast in to the world. If PCTI is the Beatles babies are Yoko. The Beast has still been getting after it but like everyone tells you, your life changes. Certainly, your free time gets squeezed. And if for nothing else, the crystal blue persuasion purity of the sickness he brings home from daycare, where disease is passed from child to child without encountering nary a single developed and white blood cell rich immune system is enough to knock any man on his ass for at least a few weeks.

Then most recently The Beast got caught up in a performance enhancing drug controversy of his own doing. With the Baby Beast's well-being in mind, I took out a life insurance policy...except I didn't actually take out the policy because although The Beast is now and always has been in perfect health (isolated daycare-related bugs not withstanding) I was downgraded significantly and basically placed in the same group as your typical 65 year old smoking cross country truck driver. Turns out the blood work showed that The Beast had such high levels of workout supplements in my stream that I posed a risk. Lesson learned, The Beast may have placed too much faith in the community college dropout behind the counter at the GNC. The result is six weeks of cold turkey, au naturale training until I can retest.

With all that said, there's been a bigger challenge this off-season than The Baby Beast's emergence and the drug scandal. A challenge that has tested my patience and resolve. It is the emergence within PCTI of a wave of counterfeit beasts (small b). These guys think they can not only come at The Beast, they hope to expose the The Beast as a fraud and in some cases, take the Beast monicker for themselves.

To make sure everyone knows where they stand, here are my counterfeit beast power rankings, divided in to two groups. Foe of The Beast and Friend of The Beast.

Foes of the Beast

1. Wannabe(ast) – Beas: Fate smiled on Beas that his name is so close to The Beast's. But that's the closest he'll ever be, no matter how much power lifting he does. Credit to the wannabeast, he's done the best job of anyone of imitating The Beast but that's all it is, an imitation.

2. Paul Heyman – Dan-O! Krow: Dan The Boy has pulled the strings on most of this nonsense, by both attacking The Beast's good name through a character assassination smear campaign and by filling the rest of his puppet counterfeit beasts with false senses of hope 

3. Forrest Gump beast – Juice Godon: Somehow believes because he's good at jogging and does bicepts curls that he's a beast. Two things the beast does not waste his time on: jogging and curls.

4. Puppet beast - Kyle Huckins: This isn't Kyle's fault at all, he's a good dude and without question a worthy competitor. But let's call a spade a spade. The Beast comes out and sweeps his third PCTI and the first move the league makes is to go get a bigger, stronger, more skilled version of The Beast. If you can't beat em, join em and if you can't join em because The Beast doesn't let anyone join him, go find someone better suited for the job. Weak move by the foes of The Beast. 

5. Silent beast - Deuce Hite: Stop showing up every year with 15 more pounds of muscle, you're swagger jacking The Beast. 

6. Funny boy beast - Smo Orr: Has in the past referred to me as The Least instead of The Beast

7. Sticky beast: Bruiser VH – Unwilling to take the bate last year when in the off-season The Beast was beginning to come of age and needed a feud to stay motivated. As the original tough guy who has known The Beast since he was a little snot nosed non-beast, seems to be hesitant to add The Beast to the PCTI tough guys/linebacker club.

Friends of The Beast

8. Frienemy of the Beast: Ben Wilson – PCTI has plotted to put The Beast up against Ben Wilson for years (even going so far as trying to divide us when we were teammates. Remember trashcangate?) but the truth is there's a mutual respect, no matter how those at the top of this list want to make it seem otherwise.

9. Mature beast boy: Hops – Hops has quietly gone about getting in good shape and plays with an understated strength on the court, qualities that The Beast admires. Hops has the sort of humility that those of the top of the list could never possess.

T10. Oblivous to the beast: Abe, Smooth, Donley – Good dudes, no chance they have any idea of The Beast's existence. Donley because he's been MIA and Abe and Smooth because Abe and Smooth. 

13. Bash Bro Beast: TP – Been The Beast's running mate for two years. Results speak for themselves. Nothing like a post PCTI series win cigarette between the beast bash bros.

14. Real Recognize Real Beast: Spotlight – The first and only person to show love to The Beast at PCTI VIII. Father Ryan loyalty is still alive and well, as this list shows.

15. The Beast Whisperer: Sabin – Like Russian monkeys shot in to space, Sabin paved the way for The Beast. If The Beast is Neil Armstrong (friend of The Beast's family, in fact) then Sabin is poor Albert, the primate sent in to orbit on the back of a V2 rocket in 1948 (he didn't survive.) Sabin showed up for II after a an offseason of murdering himself in the gym...only to tragically attempt a reinvention as a short-fused low block presence. Nowadays, nobody is a bigger Beast Descipal, going so far as to make a trade to get The Beast back on his side for IX.

16. The Be(a)st Man: Actor – Act bestowed The Beast with The Beast name and sources have confirmed he has privately chastised his counterfeit beast teammates for goading The Beast.  

Offseason Training Power Rankings

As you all know, I go out of my way to keep tabs on everyone's offseason to see what is being done to prepare for PCTI.  As PCTI has evolved, gone are the days of 30 day crash diets and rigorous training, giving way to a more well planned, calculated preparation cycle.

Before diving into each player, I will say this is the most effort I've heard the group has put in this far out...

Below are PCTI9 Offseason Regimen Power Rankings:

1. Michael Beastley: Fresh off a personal best deadlift, the designer Beast is on a 6 day a week, high T workout program.  Beast Light has been active and strong in the PCTI training camp games, and is clearly winning the offseason.  One question to look out for--has he lifted his way into a positional identity crisis?
2. Juice Godon: PCTI Nashville's session MVP, the Juice Man continues to improve his craft as a high energy, out of but totally in control player with a dead eye shot and deep range.  He continues to put the time in and has added strength to go along with his world class stamina.
3. Deuce Hite: Simply put, the guy looks bigger, stronger, faster, better every single year.
4. Kyle Hutchins: Not sure what his usual regimen looks like, but chiseled out of stone and in great hoops condition... Has all sorts of moves in his aresenal and can beat you in many ways.  THE BEST BIG IN PCTI.
5. Tyler Powell: Always in great physical condition, TP has added a 3 point shot to his arsenal, which will be good since his captain is losing sleep over his squad's need for a point guard.
6. Jeff Sabin: Coming off an MVP campaign, Sabin is hungrier than ever.  Under 200 lbs for the first time since PCTI2, he has dedicated himself to an improved, no protein diet and Cross Fit workouts.  Expect the high strung, unlikable, Sabin we have sorely missed the last seven years.
7. Hops: PCTI Nashville showcased a Hops that's put in gym time, stronger than ever combining that with his already underrated height and length... After a near double double average in PCTI8 and not missing a shot in Nashville, Hops looks poised for a big PCTI9.
8. Actor Thompson: Never one to reveal much, if I say anything positive about Act I'll lose my credibility with him.... Forever.  That said, he played incredible in PCTI Santa Monica, but has since injured his MCL which will ruin anything positive he has done.  After being disrespected in the draft, it's a shame his knee will not allow him to use the bulletin board material Sabin handed him on a silver platter.
9. Scotty D: Always one to keep himself in tip top condition, there's never going to be much fluctuation in SD's prep.  That said, there will be some buzz closer to time as to how a new city, a new born, a year away from PCTI, and a BUSY job will effect his performance.
10. Abe Stephen: I make a PCTI Denver trip twice a year, most recently in September... Naturally, Abe was the best player on the floor, but also had not touched a ball since PCTI.  Always in good condition, but no work had been done to further improve himself.  Whether or not the addition of Kyle will motivate him remains to be seen.
11. Spotlight Higdon: Buying Spotlight stock in PCTI3 would be like investing in the perfect blue chip stock.  Steady climb in share price every with increasing dividends.  Every year his performance got better, and he added new ways to hurt you into his arsenal... Then he ran a 5K and like all good things, the market took a slight dip.  There is not much buzz around Spot's offseason outside of a new born, so a lot of questions remain.
12. Smo Orr:  Nothing good comes from critiquing Smo's offseason outside of me getting trashed behind the scenes, so all I'll say is he's played more this offseason than last, and when he did, he blocked 70% of the shots I took.
13. Ben Wilson: Original thought was the weight melting off of him was from increased work in the gym, until PCTI Nashville yielded news that he was out for months from a finger injury and took that opportunity to do nothing.  The good news is Ben's game looked great, and there is plenty of time to go before 9.
14. DTB: Offseason was going well until the flu took me down for a month... Once I started getting my strength back, I messed up my wrist and have since spiraled out of control.
15. Sticky Van Horne: Coming off his best year since PCTI2, Sticky has dedicated himself to staying out his usual spot in the PCTI spotlight, and has given me nothing to work off of for the first time since inception.  Known for his crash training sessions, there's no reason to think he's doing much at this point. 
16. Smooth Cibotti: Fresh off a two week alcohol bender where he drank every night and didn't move, Smooth's stock is plummeting after his best month of hoops in the last three years.  Constantly battling blood clots and diabetes scares, there's no telling if he will be able to bounce back.  One thing I do know is the guy loves his back against the wall, so he's put himself in the perfect position.
17. The Beast Carney: Man, where do we start?  One of the most tumultuous off-seasons I can remember.  After guaranteeing he would be adding 27 pounds to his frame come PCTI9, he's battled multiple sicknesses, weight loss, and most recently got himself involved in a performance enhancing drug scandal that has forced him away from pre-workout drinks (true story).  Nashville showed The Beast is still very effective on the court, but that he's gone back to his ways of mental instability, and clearly had a bone to pick with Beast Light, Juice and DTB.  He's had some brief moments of enthusiasm, but it quickly disappears.  At this point, all that's known is The Beast has a lot of work to do to fulfill his offseason commitments.  

Farewell off-season, let's pick a date for IX

It's February 1. At casa de BEAST, this day marks the official end of my PCTI off-season. It's time to start thinking about PCTI NINE and taking action on getting prepared to extend my personal seven game winning streak and begin to get the weekend plans squared away.

First things first, our annual exercise in frustration: settling on a date.

I wrongly assumed that once we got the McKinnney Fishing Trip off the calendar this would function more smoothly, but now I know better. Below is a simple survey of the dates you can't make it to Minnesota for our weekend. Block out the dates you don't think you can make it.

Of course I hope we have the full brethren together this summer but just in case something is going on in your life that won't allow you to make it, it's worth reminding that we're all in agreement that everyone in the current group has a "lifeftime PCTI scholarship," so if you do have to miss this year, we hope you'll be back for TEN. If you do think you won't be able to make it, now is the time to at least put it on the radar for all to know.

Lastly, congratulations to Spotlight who became a dad recently. The little boy's name is Phoenix, which I assume is short for Phoenix Spotlight Paco Patrick Higdon Jr.

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