Actual quotes from a delusional man.

Thanks to Jeff for basically writing this for me. His lack of touch with reality has made for entertaining quotes not only myself, but anyone with some sense of how PCTI works (aka a BASKETBALL tournament). A quick opinion after each awful quote:

“Should the fact that we just ran your team through the mud on the site with no competitive responses from your teammates give you cause for concern? Without question” and “It should be noted that Legs Feed the Wolf is absolutely dominating Breaking Bad in blogging content and site visits.”

• Nothing shows a great team and leadership than getting on a blog and ripping another team. While the other team behind closed doors, reads each blog and gets more confident. You know what someone does when they are bluffing? They get loud and try to seem strong.

“One guard who likes to facef*ck the camera more than hoop”

• This part is half true. Unfortunately for the insane man, Joe realizes the best way to get on camera, is make great basketball plays (at least in the PCTI world). I am looking forward to all the facef*cking I can handle.

“A cockstrong Wisconsin native whom I admire”

• All truth here.

“Listen, the Bruise is the only guy in this tournament that can get where he wants to go regardless of the defense.”

• He can get anywhere he wants? Why doesn’t he just go right under the basket and make layups all day long? I would say something more along the lines of, “Bruise is good at getting good position down low, shoots a pretty good percentage and when his team can get him the ball in those spots he can have big games.”

“One forward who struggles with layups” and “Hops: ‘I'll go practice shooting layups on Smo. I know it didn't work last year, but it should in PCTI 3.’”

• You know why I miss layups? Because I take layups. You know, the best shot you can take in basketball. Shooting 70% on layups might be bad, but compared to 36% on other shots, I’ll take it. As far as shooting on Smo, while it might not have benefitted me with points or shooting percentage, it does help whoever Smo was actually guarding get easy offensive rebonds.

“One who struggles with the 3 ball”

• Why do people think Brian struggles with 3s? Is it because he shot 71% last year? Or because he is patient, makes the defense play defense longer, and gets his teammates involved? I can’t choose either.

“You think the BMW's gonna shoot 21% from 3s next year?”

• Maybe, but I guarantee below 28% will happen. Outside of his his 7 for 10 performance, which is not going to happen for another 90 games, he has shot 26% on 3’s.

“An injured shooting savant”

• A good point, only if the event weren’t 7 months away.

“Meanwhile, you’re looking at your roster thinking “Man will I even touch the ball until game 3?”

• My team is thinking, lets freeze out the lefty who can shoot and get to the rim. (Can you see the sarcasm dripping yet)

“Mine is a referendum on team basketball versus your team’s shot happy, optional defense mentality.”

• I looked at some stats. While good basketball isn’t all about stats, it does help show a little bit of how people perform. While your team had the better overall A/T ratio for 1.8 to 1.4, our team had 35 more overall assists. Also our “optional defense” team has more overall steal (66 to 43) and almost even in blocks (31 to 33). While I know those two stats don’t mean a certain team plays great D and might not take everything into account (ie Pitto’s D inside and Smo only playing one year), it does mean our team can get after you.

All in all, Team LFTW better jump out early, because our team is so talented and competitive, it will be an ass kicking.