Friday, September 30, 2011

Attn: Daniel A. Krow

I DON'T UNDERSTAND. Why the Donley love? Nothing memorable about this guy's game. Can he blog? NO. Can he write a good email every now and again? I'LL GIVE HIM THAT. Coach, would you agree it's a little hot in here for a mock turtleneck? I WOULDN'T DISAGREE WITH IT. Can self-questioning be used in almost any situation? YOU BET YOUR ASS.
Again, what screams Greek God about this guy? We're all devastatingly good looking, so that's a push. His game? Team LFTW better gameplan for this guy or he might slap another 6.6 and 5 on us. His commitment to team? Lebron at least showed up for every game...All I personally remember about this guy's game is his blatant disregard for my safety. The guy tried to murder me with every obvious foul he committed worse than McKinney tried to. GET A LOOSER FITTING UNDERSHIRT.
Comparing Donley to a Greek God is like comparing Joe Thompson's acting abilities to Keanu Reeves. IT'S UNETHICAL AND UNTRUE.
If he brings a premium wheel of cheese to apologize for his vicious attacks on me during the course of PCTI2 play, maybe I'll change my feelings. But as Borat would say: NOT. LFTW will make this a quick series for you guys, I'm sure Scott might need the extra couple hours to do nothing or something along those lines.
WORK DRUGS.

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