CinciNASTY

Hey guys, how's everyone doing?  I hope this letter finds you all well.  It's taken me awhile to remember what I was supposed to POST MALONE on here, but all of a sudden it Dawn Staley'ed on me while I was pooping earlier this day.

WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH MY CAPTAINCY DECISION?

I'll be honest, it's something I've gone back and forth on.  It's become exhausting trying to carry the mantle of greatest PCTI captain in the event's short history, and it's a distinction I don't take lightly.  With great power comes great responsibility, and I found myself thinking I should just go out on a high note and usher some new blood into the PCTI captaincy ranks.  After unsuccessfully handing over the throne to two separate candidates, it became clear to me that the supposed "new fire" lit under the group by the Commish switch never quite caught, and PCTI is as rudderless as ever.  No one wants to step up and be a leader, so I guess I just have to do it all myself.

I'M CAPTAINING A TEAM FOR THE THIRD AND FINAL TIME.

When I was thinking about what could be better than winning two consecutive PCTI's, the only answer I could come up with was winning three in a row, and starting the only Dynasty that this event will ever see.  Three consecutive wins as a captain will rank right up there as one of the most unattainable records in all of sports.  Hell, just three wins as a captain period will never be touched before we finish in 2025.  I have a proven system that produces championships, and I look forward to proving the doubters wrong and bringing home a third crown by implementing my system with a full field of brethren to choose from.

And when I found out Sabin would be the other captain, that pretty much sealed the deal for me.  After running away like a coward from our feud two years ago, Sabin must return to face the music and pay for his sins.  Bringing the whole Royal Rumble theme home, BY GAWD THAT'S WILSON'S MUSIC, and he's been chomping at the bit for two years to get a piece of old man Sabin.  One has to wonder what it will do to his fragile psyche when his self-proclaimed homecoming is met with a swift Dirty Deeds and a 1-2-3 count, leaving him STILL as the only winless "competitor" in PCTI.

So there you have it folks.  The captains are set, with the draft being the next big event on our calendar.  I haven't decided if I'll take #1 or defer and take #2-3, but I would like the Commish to provide a full roster of this year's participants so I can bust out my Moleskine and start developing my draft strategy.  Then, I'll announce my draft position with enough time for Sabin to recover and try and come up with his own strategy.  Ball's in your court, Commish.  Let's get this draft date locked down.

WILSON OVER AND OUT.