Friday, February 10, 2012

An Addiction

I love to gamble, especially on sports. Pitto does more than I do, but I have wagered my fair share of my income (Pitto wagers more than his income). So I took a few hours out of my work day to come up with some odds for statistical categories in this upcoming PCTI. If you don't know how the numbers work, here is a quick breakdown.
All the negative numbers, indicate how much money you would have to wager in order to win $100. All positive numbers, mean you would have to risk $100 to win that amount. Example:

Which participant in PCTI III is most likely to get laid by a rando (regardless of age) at some point during the weekend (odds set low for example)?
Abe (-225)
Sabin (+250)

If you pick Abe, in order to win $100, you would risk $225.
If you pick Sabin, you risk $100 to win $250, or risk $40 to win $100. (Or he is 2.5 to 1)

Everyone adequately confused? Good, here are the odds for PCTI III. These numbers reflect projected production, competition, other players, which team they're on, projected minutes, and projected game outcomes. Wagers are cancelled if a player is inactive for the weekend. ENJOY!

Who will score the most TOTAL points in PCTI III?
Abe -140
The Spotlight +900
AHOP +2000
Dr. Joe +140
BC +170
Donley +800
Pitto +250
B-EZ +400
DK +2400
Sabin +110
Benni -110
Smo +1500
Beas +700
Wes +2500
McKinney +1200
Bruise +250

Who will have the highest GAME HIGH in points in PCTI III?
Abe -250
The Spotlight +450
AHOP +450
Dr. Joe EV
BC +125
Donley +300
Pitto EV
B-EZ +300
DK +1600
Sabin -110
Benni -200
Smo +1000
Beas +225
Wes +2500
McKinney +500
Bruise +200

Who will have the most TOTAL rebounds in PCTI III?
Abe -120
The Spotlight +750
AHOP +700
Dr. Joe +700
BC EV
Donley +250
Pitto +1000
B-EZ +110
DK +400
Sabin +140
Benni +225
Smo +150
Beas +500
Wes +1200
McKinney +800
Bruise +200

Who will have the highest GAME HIGH in rebonds in PCTI III?
Abe -140
The Spotlight +400
AHOP +300
Dr. Joe +300
BC -120
Donley +150
Pitto +800
B-EZ -110
DK +200
Sabin EV
Benni +120
Smo -105
Beas +200
Wes +700
McKinney +450
Bruise +110

Who will have the most TOTAL offensive rebounds in PCTI III?
Abe EV
The Spotlight +700
AHOP +110
Dr. Joe +650
BC -125
Donley +250
Pitto +1500
B-EZ -115
DK +175
Sabin +110
Benni +300
Smo +225
Beas +600
Wes +1400
McKinney +900
Bruise +140

Who will have the most TOTAL assists in PCTI III?
Abe +800
The Spotlight +200
AHOP +300
Dr. Joe +140
BC +150
Donley +400
Pitto -125
B-EZ EV
DK -115
Sabin +110
Benni +700
Smo +600
Beas +300
Wes +400
McKinney +600
Bruise +900

Who will have the highest GAME HIGH in assists in PCTI III?
Abe +900
The Spotlight +175
AHOP +300
Dr. Joe +110
BC +120
Donley +500
Pitto -140
B-EZ -110
DK -125
Sabin +110
Benni +500
Smo +800
Beas +400
Wes +300
McKinney +700
Bruise +1000

Who will have the most TOTAL turnovers in PCTI III?
Abe -125
The Spotlight +200
AHOP +150
Dr. Joe -110
BC +250
Donley +350
Pitto EV
B-EZ +110
DK +600
Sabin +350
Benni -130
Smo +300
Beas +200
Wes +800
McKinney +250
Bruise +400

Who will have the most TOTAL steals in PCTI III?
Abe EV
The Spotlight +225
AHOP -115
Dr. Joe +175
BC +350
Donley +250
Pitto -120
B-EZ -130
DK -115
Sabin +200
Benni +500
Smo +175
Beas +175
Wes +450
McKinney +200
Bruise +600

Who will have the most TOTAL blocks in PCTI III?
Abe +250
The Spotlight +400
AHOP +600
Dr. Joe +225
BC EV
Donley +300
Pitto +450
B-EZ -150
DK +600
Sabin +130
Benni +500
Smo -250
Beas +200
Wes +600
McKinney +550
Bruise EV

Who will have the most TOTAL 3 point FG made in PCTI III?
Abe -140
The Spotlight +250
AHOP +325
Dr. Joe EV
BC +350
Donley +300
Pitto -125
B-EZ +350
DK +400
Sabin +250
Benni -110
Smo +800
Beas +150
Wes +250
McKinney +200
Bruise +700

Who will be on All-Tourney Team in PCTI III?
Abe -300
The Spotlight +110
AHOP +175
Dr. Joe -110
BC -175
Donley EV
Pitto +120
B-EZ -200
DK +150
Sabin -120
Benni -225
Smo +110
Beas +120
Wes +250
McKinney +200
Bruise -110

Who will win Defensive MVP in PCTI III?
Abe +500
The Spotlight +225
AHOP -125
Dr. Joe +150
BC +350
Donley +400
Pitto +600
B-EZ -130
DK +115
Sabin -125
Benni +600
Smo -140
Beas +175
Wes +450
McKinney +350
Bruise +400

Who will win MVP in PCTI III?
Abe -125
The Spotlight +700
AHOP +900
Dr. Joe +200
BC -105
Donley +325
Pitto +400
B-EZ -115
DK +800
Sabin +150
Benni EV
Smo +800
Beas +325
Wes +1500
McKinney +1000
Bruise +300

5 comments:

  1. This post is GOLDEN. Somebody start putting together the prop bets. Odds on who turns an ankle in the bar/anywhere other than the gym? Odds on who cancels their Sunday flight to spend more time with the rando they crushed?

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  2. +200 on Thompson's odds for MVP? That's low for a guy that was one vote away last year. I guess this just further proves Hops doesn't value T's game the way most do. As far as prop bets go, I'll take the -100 on Brian "Injury Prone" Eskildsen getting hurt and attributing it to lack of toughness.

    Also, I laugh every time I see the name "The Spotlight."

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  3. Have we found a 3rd party bookie? I trust that not one of you wouldnt throw a category to take a loot of money....

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  4. Also I will be winning a lot of money on myself considering the theme of worst odds across the board.

    Thank you, Hops for truly knowing my lack of game!

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