McKinney A++ - This was one of the best all-time greatest draft moves by the only member of PCTI that has graduated law school. Savvy picks to guarantee entertainment or silence. McKinney has set himself up perfectly. Joe will be with John O’Rourke most the weekend, while Pitto will be sitting outside whatever room Brian is in, scratching at the door. BOOM Nap time. Then when he wakes up, he calls his roommates back to the room for some Basketball Wives-esque fighting. I can’t praise McKinney enough for such a complete draft in such a difficult position.
Donley B+ - Another excellent draft that is built more on potential than anything else. I can imagine walking in this room and all three sitting in a triangle looking at each other. I could also see myself walking into this room with blanket sprawled everywhere, the tv thrown through a window, an ostrich in the corner, two midget strippers (one male) sucking off Josh, The Spotlight lining up another line of coke, while Donley reads the latest issue of Sports Illustrated. Let’s see if this is a magical mix.
Smo B- - Smo was somewhat pigeonholed into these picks. Can the Bad Boy handle all the stories from the Chattanooga Aquarium? Can Smo handle eating with these two vets? If he does, I predict Smo barfing no less than 3 times. Smo has picked Wes as his partner in trying to get inside the Bad Boys head and affect his play for the weekend. Rumors are swirling that Smo is already putting up some sort of fence or force field that Pitto will be unable to get through in order to have Brian in his mouth.
Ben A+ - You can tell Ben is in graduate school with his two picks. Going after the two leaders of PCTI and two people that called Stonewall Jackson Elementary, home. He has set himself up for knowing all the hotspots of Dallas, having his opinion taken into consideration, not being creepy to all the young hot pussy, and also being in the room with two married, stable with jobs, guys. Sure there is potential for a 9 pm, 5:30 am sleep period, but these guys used to throw down hard at UT, and have performed well in past PCTI social settings. Plus, he should get a confidence boost in his basketball abilities as AHOP and DK have been known to berate themselves verbally about their own failures. #watchthethrone
Beasley A - Another great draft as this will be another room of great entertainment. BC and Bruise have been known to tangle in the past, along with both have quick tempers. I think the Octagon will be fine on Thursday and Friday night, but come Saturday night after two days of battling on the court, living in tight quarters, and mixing alcohol could make this room a highly entertaining battlefield.
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