LINSANITY!!!

Jeremy LIN!!!

Ok now that I got the obligatory Lin reference out of the way, let me tell you a story of what happened last night, with some actual dialogue. Setting: Carrie (my wife for all the haters) and I were driving around trying to figure out where to eat. The trip to Dallas came up, and we started talking about PCTI. Here is the conversation we had:

AHOP: Yeah, it’s great, and it really escalated to a level I didn’t think it would get to.

Carrie: Yeah, it’s good y’all have it. What happens when someone can’t come because of family or something?

A: Well we have a good group of guys. We have a permanent sub now, because we have had at least one person that missed the last 2 years. We will be fine.

C: What about when people start having kids and stuff?

A: Well we have a core group that will come regardless. The others are a far ways off. I really hope Pitto is another 28 years from fatherhood, if that.

C: Well what if someone’s wife gets pregnant and is due the month before or month of?

A: I dunno. I guess they would have to decide?

C: What if I’m due the month of or month before?

A: Well I guess I would go.

C: No you wouldn’t! Not if I’m going to have a baby soon OR if I’m 8 months pregnant!!

She is getting upset

A: Well it’s only 3 days. Plus my mom would be around and other family.

C: You’re not leaving me right after I HAVE A BABY!!

visibly getting angry, might physically attack me

A: Well then, we won’t have sex for a couple months 8 to nine months before PCTI!

C: Oh Really?

A: I’m just kidding babe. I’ll just be making sure I pull out during that time frame.

(This is when she shook her head mumbling something about “idiot”. Not sure if this was referring to me, or herself for marrying me. I guess both.)

This is the type of dedication we need from everyone. So anyone who wants to avoid this situation, from May 1 – July 4, pull out or abstain (abstinence is the ONLY safe sex). Also, condoms are too risky. Easy to poke holes and manipulate.

PS I LOVE everything about LINSANITY!