Donley Gets His Own Bed

Since some of us have to work during the week, it was decided that I would make the #2 overall pick in the first annual roommate draft this evening. While you clowns are on the edge of your seat hoping not to get picked for Ben Wilson's room, I will be furthering my immensely positive impact on the greatest CPG company in the world (basically sitting in an all-day meeting).

I'm almost embarrassed by the amount of time I spent thinking about this pick, but the quickest way to ruin a weekend is bad roommate chemistry. One thing I know for certain about Room Donley Gets His Own Bed is that we can tell housekeeping they don't have to change the light bulbs because we will have our own SPOTLIGHT!

#2 Overall Pick in the First Annual PCTI Roommate Draft: The Spotlight

The Spotlight and myself are the beginning of the most formidable roommate trio in the history of three-deep all dude rooms. The Spotlight doesn't even have a real name in my book and I refuse to hear otherwise. Get used to hearing this:

PCTI Player 1 "Hey, where is everybody?"
PCTI Player 2 "Hanging out at Donley's and The Spotlight's with everyone else that is worth a damn"

Boom.