Wednesday, October 19, 2011

"The Best That Never Was"-SPOTLIGHT... SCOTT DONLEY


1. Nickname: Scotty D, Big D (obviously I was meant for this years locale), The Natural (self proclaimed), and (grave) Danger ("is there any other kind")

2. Height/Weight: 6'2-3", 190lbs - look at all Sabin's numbers and improve them by 10%, except the 40 time - 20%. Recently kicked off the local CrossFit team due to being too Fit, they had enough after my 100th consecutive Kip.

3. Employer: Kimberly-Clark Corporation - Fem Care Project Coordinator and overall Supply Chain/Logistical badass. I will be providing Kleenex to Team LFTK to wipe up any tears during Team Breaking Sabin's 4th win in four games. I'll also be bringing some Cottonelle to wipe up after AHop shits his pants from laughing so hard at the lack of scoring from team LFTK. And of course some tampons for Ben Wilson.

4. College: University of Tennesse

5. Favorite Sports Team: 1992 Cincinnati Bearcasts lead by the one and only Nick Van Exel, and any of the Danny Fortson or Kenyon Martin Huggins teams. Reds. Bengals - I just love Mike Brown and how they run a tight ship and are always in contention.

6. NBA Comparison (Why?): I narrowly chose Shane Battier over Scott Padgett, just because I want people to continue to think that I hustle and am a decent defender when I am not.

7. Favorite PCTI Teammate: Hite - he really made me feel good when he kept telling me I was a good screener. I'll miss that guy, but since he's gone I'll change it to Joe T. Dude is just so cool.

8. Biggest PCTI Enemy: Ben Wilson - the guy gets a foul called if I look at him funny. Plus he's at the front of the anti-Donley campaign and I'm just not ready for that.

9. Favorite PCTI Moment: The actual debate that went on to decide of Brian should go to the Hospital. How was there even a question? And willing my team to victory in game 7 as I was cruising up I75 with the wind in my hair.

10. What is the biggest question mark on your team? Will the unity created around a central focus of punishing Sabin be too much for us to allow LFTK to win one game.

11. Bold Prediction? Beas turns out to be the best player on LFTK and rips Sabin mid-game for not being a better coach/teammate.

12. Not so Bold Prediction? Bruiser accidentally punches one of his teammates after his 3rd missed turnaround jumper in the lane. Danny Krow gets a whistle during the act of shooting, but its for a travel and he still doesn't get to the line.

Editor's Reaction:

1. I'm thinking "Babyfat" is a good nickname for you.

2. I wonder how those muscles are going to be looking after a winter in Wisconsin?

3. Fem Care Project Coordinator.. That strikes fear in us.

4. Nice spelling of Tennessee there Scotty. Classic example of the terrible education you received there.

5. Is claiming to be a Bengals fan part of this bad-boy persona you are trying to create for yourself?

6. I was thinking Chris Bosh. Ugly, weak, despised by all.

7. He really made sure to get everyone involved in the flow of the game.

8. Sorry that Ben wanted you to be held accountable everytime you took a cheap shot at someone.

9. Pitto's obsession with wanting to make sure Brian was OK but not wanting to do anything about it should not go unnoticed. That's the type of friend I actually am, so I appreciated his approach.

10. It's going to take a total team effort to punish Sabin the way he will punish every one of you.

11. Beas understands the chain of hierachy better than anyone, so there is no way he would do that. Not to mention, the only feedback Sabin will be getting is praise of his vocal leadership, his ability to lead by example, and the overall dominance he will have on both ends of the court.

12. The only time Bruise will throw a punch is at Sabin before each game because that's his pre-game ritual (John Henderson style). I have never traveled in my life (My body control/core strength won't allow it) so there is no chance that happens.

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