Sunday, October 23, 2011
"I'm Your Worst Nightmare Squared, That's Times Two for Those Who Aren't Mathematically Aware" SPOTLIGHT... IRON Mike Orr.
1. Nickname: Smo, Milky Johnson, Milk Dud, Baby Bruiser, Michael Oher
2. Height/weight: 6'4" - 105 lbs
3. Employer: CH Robinson, a logistics company with A LOT more cash flow than CEVA
4. College: Middle Tennessee State University: The School of Hard Knocks
5. Sports Team: St Louis Cardinals, Tennessee Titans (don't watch college sports until they start paying the athletes)
6. NBA Comparison: Shawn Bradley.
7. Fav Teammate: The Bruiser. Been ridin' the coat tails of his physicality since high school. We're back.
8. Biggest Enemy: Whoever is trying to score on MY rim.
9. Favorite Moment: How 'bout a top 3. 1. Becoming life-long best friends with Dr Joe Thompson on the car ride to Lexington. 2. Seeing BMW in Knoxville this weekend and his follow-up email. 3. Getting to lay in bed with Scott Donley. The man is perfect. #questionmysexuality
10. Biggest Questionmark: Our name.
11. Bold prediction: Bryan McKinney MVP.
12. Not So Bold Prediction: Team Pitto realizes any way you divide the teams its going to be competitive, gets scared of that fact, and loses in 6.
Editor's Reaction:
1. Who scored better on protective instincts, Michael Oher protecting his QB or Smo protecting HIS rim?
2. Those are some of the most physically imposing measurables in the history of hoops.
3. Further proving PCTI would be the best logistics company in the US.
4. It's good to see another guy with a decent education.
5. It's also good to see someone with the right outlook on college sports.
6. I've always given Smo mad props for caring more about making a person laugh than he does anything else. This further proves that statement.
7. Sabin-Take note of this. The fact that you smack the ball loud on rebounds does not make up for the fact that Smo is responsible for giving Bruiser the nickname he always hoped for.
8. As if the off season chatter doesn't already have Breaking Bad scared enough entering the paint...
9. Thanks for single handedly crushing all the work I've done rallying people to hate Donley the last few weeks.
10. This is no longer a question ever since Hops re-named us "Legs Feed the Kittens."
11. It's one Cross Fit member or the other.
12. The first smart thing anyone has said outside Pitto in the last two years.
Offense sells tickets, Smo wins championships.
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