"Throw Me the Ball and Watch What I Do With It"-SPOTLIGHT... JOSH STEPHENS

1. Nickname - Abe

2. Height/Weight - 6'5", 220 - 230 depending on whether or not I eat breakfast

3. Employer - Verizon Wireless, DLC Plasma

4. College - THAT University of Tennessee

5. Favorite Sports Team - Colorado Mammoth

6. NBA Comparison (Why?) - Paul Peirce - Pretty good shooter who, although slow, can somehow craft his way to the basket on occasion. Also we both can barely dunk. Like Paul, I rely on a solid group of MVP role players to win but could never do it on my own. And I've been stabbed a bunch

7. Favorite PCTI Teammate - Ahop.Dude has the heart of a lion and the dick of an elephant

8. Biggest PCTI Enemy - Sabin. The ice is broken

9. Favorite PCTI Moment - Getting drunk and high and having random sex with a 42 year old woman only to feel completely fine 2 hours later

10. What is the biggest question mark on your team? If we can average 100 points per game or if it will only be in the mid 90's

11. Bold Prediction? I don't drink alcohol or do any hard drugs

12. Not so Bold Prediction? Sabin cries after losing game 4

Editor's Reaction:

1. "The Black Hole" or "Turnoverlicious" comes to mind.

2. What is a typical breakfast for Breaking Bad anyway? My guess is Cocoa Pebbles or Fruit Loops.

3. You got to give it up to the guys that want to be a part of something great (Verizon). At this point, I believe BC, Smo, Pitto and McKinney are the only non-Verizon guys left. Hopefully all four of them generate a brain sometime soon.

4. Will you show us some more of "That" University of Tennessee education with a spelling error in this post?

5. Are you confusing Mammoth with Buffalos or Colorado with Wholly?

6. It appears he didn't win the University of Tennessee spelling bee did he? Actually, maybe he did and the judges were dumb enough (Which wouldn't surprise me) to tell him "E before I except after C." Despite that, your dead on with that comparison. You left out that you're both ugly as sin.

7. Aww that's cute how you try and make your best buddy feel good. On LFTK, we prefer tough love.

8. Sabin's proving track record of success with his "Us vs. the World Approach" means he you are yet another victim of his bait.

9. We're all very impressed and proud of you for your accomplishment.

10. You guys won't score 100 points in a game if we put three athletes on the floor for a whole game.

11. Dallas women prefer clean cut, savvy guys like Pitto. No one will be interested in your weak game, unless of course you drop that you were PCTI MVP last year.

12. Tears of joy will be coming down his face after Wes busts the game 5 (And series winner) on a last second shot.