Introducing PCTI's biggest wanna-be Bad Boy:
- Nickname: B-EZ.
- Height/Weight: 6'2"/195... Ding.
- Employer: Stanford University.
- College: University of Tennessee.
- Celebrity Crush: Rhona Mitra.
- Favorite Sports Team: Stanford Basketball, UT Football.
- NBA Comparison: Louis Admundson. Does the dirty work. Jack of all trades, master of none. Career 50+% shooter because he is left open routinely. Solid as a role player, poo-sauce as a featured player.
- Favorite PCTI Teammate: Josh Stephens. I like winning.
- Biggest PCTI Enemy: The injury bug.
- Favorite PCTI Moment: Riding to Game 1 with Chase Hardin as he smokes a pre-game cig.
- Biggest Team Question Mark? Who gets to "Force" Sabin into a 3-15 performance in game 1.
- Bold Prediction: I play in all four PCTI games next year.
- Not So Bold Prediction: A Hop goes for 28 Saturday morning while blowing a .19 during halftime.
Editor's Reaction:
- I'm starting to gravitate toward Brian Eskildsen, esquire.
- No interest in getting in the ring with this speciman.
- Fun Fact-Second largest campus in the country, with a total of 6,000 students (All credit goes to me on that fun fact).
- Lucky guy.
- Another female I have no idea who she is.
- Another football frontrunner?
- I would dub this a humble brag. Similar game, nowhere near the looks.
- Didn't you mean Joe Thompson here?
- Sure you didn't mean toughness?
- The beginning of the end for the once great athlete converted PCTI's biggest flop.
- He meant 13-15 performance. No one is physically imposing enough to shut him down since he drafted Bruiser.
- Just because you only play four games each year doesn't mean the rest of us won't play them all.
- When dat dude is in rhythm ain't no-body can stop him.
It ain't E-Z being Chee-Z.
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