Friday, October 21, 2011

"Welcome to South Lake, the Name is Michael." SPOTLIGHT... MICHAEL BEASLEY



Welcoming the next big thing in PCTI:

1. Nickname: White Fang

2. Height/Weight: 6"0 175 lbs

3. Employer: Resort at Squaw Creek....(in addition I am Jeff Sabin's financial advisor)

4. College: The University of Fort Sanders

5. Favorite Sports Team: Team Legs Feed Wolves

6. NBA Comparison (Why?): I am going to go with former WVU great Mike Gansey. He had a nice 6 week stent on the Miami practice squad in '06 before going over seas. he was known for his three point percentage, hustle, and tip in offensive boards. I would say I posses the latter two.

7. Favorite PCTI Teammate: A Hop's mustache

8. Biggest PCTI Enemy: TBD

9. Favorite PCTI Moment: whoever dubbed TLFW TEAM LEGS FEED KITTENS

10. What is the biggest question mark on your team? Our team only has exclamation points.

11. Bold Prediction? Sabin trades me away to the other team once he figures out I enjoy taking hot baths and regularly practice hot yoga.

12. Not so Bold Prediction? Joe Thompson wins an Emmy by 2013.

#passestotheman......................

Editor's Reaction:

1. That's one of the best self-given nicknames of all time.

2. That body is a lean, mean lady drillin machine.

3. Beas had to pick up the advising since there is no more time in Sabin's training schedule to handle these unimportant daily activities.

4. Finally someone with a decent education!

5. Finally someone that has more of an interest in himself and his team rather than these loser sports teams.

6. There is not a more physically imposing 6'0" 175lb player in the history of basketball.

7. That thing is very pretty.

8. I say for now we make it Scott Donley.

9. That Legs Feed the Kittens name makes me laugh atleast twice a day.

10. I guess in theory that could be a weakness. Too perfect of a team leads to really high expectations.

11. No one appreciates someone investing in the body, mind and soul like Sabin.

12. How it took anyone this long to state the obvious is beyond me.

Must be nice to already have the Rookie of the Year award wrapped up.

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