Basketball Wives: PCTI Version. Part I

As you may know, McKinney’s guilty pleasure is Basketball Wives on VH1. Sure, they mostly aren’t wives, just girlfriends, ex-wives, ex-girlfriends, or Chad Johnson’s fiancé. All in all these “ladies” are just sneaker chasers. Well, PCTI has its own basketball wives. Unfortunately for them, we are not famous enough for them to scream at each other, pull each other’s weaves (hair), and throw cosmos in each other’s faces on TV. Since most of them think PCTI is retarded (yet owning enough shoes to open up their own boutique is normal?), I thought it would be nice to give a quick bio or description of each of them and let them have a voice. We all want to learn about these ladies so we can make fun of them. (Quick note: Carrie has watched all the games and if I mention one of y’all she says, “Oh from PCTI?”) This is going to be either a 2 or 3 part write up and I hope you all enjoy as much as I did. In part I we are going take a look at all the members of PCTI trying to become the next bachelor:

Joe Thompson – really focusing on acting, doesn’t have time for a main squeeze. Plus he’s getting so much tail from his YouTube video’s, it’s hard for him to settle down.

Smo – This tall lanky guy is known as a true ladies man. Chattanooga gives him so many prospects with UTC and he uses the great natural scenery (and obviously the most romantic place in TN, the aquarium) to woo college sophomores (off campus living!) to him. When he wants a chick he gets one.

Abe – This slope head is out chasing Arctic Cougars (urban dictionary) on his board usually. When he’s not killing the slopes, getting in chicks snow pants, or going through people’s pictures and text at Verizon (pretending to help them), he is cruising EHarmony or one of the other multiple online dating services he uses. Let’s just say he gets a lot of “winks”.

Wes Lobster – We all know his true love. On top of moving twice for his job in the last two years, and also working countless hours and not knowing too many ladies, we will say he is “career oriented.” Careful ladies, when this guy flashes a smile, usually some new destination that he’s traveling to, he will snatch you up.

Bad Boy – What’s to explain? He’s a bad boy. What bad boy has ever been able to be tied down? Just don’t say he didn’t warn you when he breaks your heart.

Bruise – Bruise has two things he loves, the weight room and beer. His cave man tactics have been fruitful as there are plenty of lovely ladies on D Street in Nashville looking for a muscular gent with a sweet dimply smile. For now a good set of hanging cleans are the only thing he is interested in.

Pitto – This was covered in extent in a previous post I had. Trying to win the heart of his stalker is such a 2012 love story.

Spotlight – If he had a nickname other than the Spotlight, it would probably be "the Panty Wetter." Let’s all be honest, we all want to sleep with the Spotlight, just to say we’ve done it. And we are dudes.

Tune in tomorrow to see some of the lovely ladies of PCTI opinions.