La Musique: Part Deux!

Part Two comin!  Now it's time for the Kittens.  Our team brought about an ecclectic group of inspirations when I was asked by the masses for the Kittens' musical comparisons.  We've got a good group here, with arguably the best singular comparison in this thing hailing from LFTK.  Without further ado, here's the litter...

Jeff Sabin:  Our mighty captain is up first.  For PCTI I and little bit post-PCTI I, alot of us were feeling each other out (#mildhomo) for the first time and seeing what this thing was to become.  By the time PCTI II rolled around and upon its successful completion, we all pretty much knew what we were getting from each person, both sexually and basketball-ily.  I can say with confidence that I was never so confused about one person as I was with Jeff Sabin in PCTI II.  I thought he was a guard, but in II he so stubbornly wanted to establish himself in the post and play out of his element because he had packed on a few el bees.  After it was revealed post-PCTI II that this was in fact his gameplan and seeing some of the fallout from Sabin's entire PCTI II performance, my wish is that for PCTI III he will get back to what he does best and be a leader of sweet, cuddly kittens.  But that won't stop me from always remembering his PCTI II...For Sabin's choice, it was easy.  This siren probably did for Jeff's penis what Britney and Xxxtina did for the rest of our collective penises, and it sums up his PCTI II in one word.  I also imagine that this video is exactly what Crossfit sessions look like.

Daniel Krow:  Knowing that DK is a closet music guy too, I wanted to pay tribute to him with his pick.  We all know Danny loves a little smooth R&B to get his juices flowing and DK possesses similar qualities to his artist, most notably their greasiness.  In his pre-marital heyday, I wouldn't have even batted eye if I walked into the Cube and saw Danny grinding on some 15 year old during some R&B slow jam wearing an outfit similar to his artist.  Creeper extraordinaire.

Wesley Murray:  I'll quit beating a dead horse (unless we're tenderizing the meat for Wes to make horse jerky), but Buffalo Wes Wings was not prepared for PCTI II.  He knows it, as do the rest of us.  Here's hoping he's ready for PCTI III.  But that won't stop me...

Yours Truly, Benjamin Wilson:  No explanation needed.  GOAT.

Ian Van Horne:  I'll say it again-I was intimidated by this dude in undergrad.  I didn't know him at all, and all I saw was him play basketball like a football player.  I thought he might explode at any moment and just brutalize someone for no reason.  After getting to know him through PCTI, I love the dude.  Doesn't mean I still don't think of devil worshippers and antagonized schoolchildren lashing out at their bullies when I think of the Bruise.  I was completely shocked he actually wasn't in this video leading the throng of troubled souls...

Michael Beasley:  I don't know much about Beas outside of playing ball with him a few times during undergrad, but from what I hear he's gorgeous.  And runs train on the females.  And dates South American women.  Easy pick is easy.

Brian McKinney:  Dude should lead a Syphilis seminar to teach the world about the ways of a silent killer.  I'm almost positive I haven't heard him speak during any PCTI competition or related event these past two years except for him asking me if I was okay after he tried to separate my torso from my lower body.  Hopefully PCTI III brings about the McKinney that has gotten rave reviews from his Nashville homies.  Until then, don't say another word...

Michael Orr:  I had to save the best for last.  Smo is just flat out awesome.  His musical comparison also happens to be incredibly awesome.  The similarities are endless.  Ginger?  Check.  Impeccable fashion sense?  Check.  Unbelieveable dance moves?  Check.  Rolodex of racks on racks on racks of babes wanting the D inside of them?  Check.  Swag just oozing out of every pore?  CHECK.  Come PCTI III, prepare to GET ROLLED...

Pitto and gentlemen, that concludes my Music mega-post.  It's been a pleasure, and I hope you enjoyed these clips as much as I enjoyed searching for them. 

BONUS CLIP!!!
As I compiled this post on an individual basis, I tossed around a few ideas of multiple guys in this thing being compared as a group to some musical act, but decided against it to pursue the singular route.  An honorable mention that AHOP suggested for the group idea...
Joe and Sabin as the brothers Gallagher from Oasis.  Together they used to make beautiful music, but now their constant bickering and relentless smear campaigns threaten to destroy the lives of the ones that love them the most.