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Beers, what beer are you?

Abe - You may wonder why I chose this as the beer best representing Josh because by all accounts, the things hanging closest to his moon are never blue. But this selection comes down to one thing, and one thing only….both are always the lady’s first choice…

















Krow – Krow has a crafty way of being the most conceited person on the planet. Only a person with supreme confidence in themselves can make verbally destroying themselves such a recognized character trait. For Krow’s selection, I chose a beer that is just as conceited and similarly, has no business being recognized as anything but mediocre….


















Bruiser – two things you want around when you run into a bunch of drunk Irishmen are the Bruise and this Beer, but both are too thick for my liking…















Pitto – When you think of Pitto’s basketball game your mind goes directly to the gaping hole on defense, and how much defense must be a fundamental part of anyone calling himself a basketball player. So what beer is missing something just as important...you guessed it…


















Spotlight – the only thing I can think of as new and as shiny as this guy was one beer. Hopefully the Spotlight reviews won’t be as poor…



















Wes – one day this guy is spending 15 hours at GoldWes Corral and going into email hibernation for 3 months, the next he’s climbing mountains, making fun of the Dr., and igniting an unparalleled amount of laughs per word emailed. You can say he’s turned himself into the most intriguing person in PCTI, and his beer counterpart is non-other than…













BC – It is rarely pointed out how much being left-handed helps in his ability to score, I’d equate to an additional 4-5 points per game for just being wrong-handed. So for the person that milks the most real onscreen run, his choice is the most obscure…















BMac – I have heard non-stop talk about the shooting ability, cross-fit and its ability to completely rejuvenate basketball skills, and the consensus sleeper MVP pick. Until I see this happen, like his choice, it is non-existent…

Sabin – There are a few things I’ve learned about Sabin – 1. He’s old 2. Anyone playing on his team will undoubtedly refuse to associate themselves with him 3. After the weekend is over there are always a few brethren pretending to like him. His choice should be obvious by now…

Smo – Smo has decisively become the PCTI funnyman despite withstanding some tough competition. If there was anything I learned from rooming with Smo last year is that the sight of him means you are going to create an unforgettable memory, but somehow it ends in a shit-show with a large amount of decision second guessing. His choice exemplifies that more than any beer I know…

Beas – I will not refute anyone’s claim of this man’s good looks, propensity to tickle the ladies in their nether region, and the innate ability to be smooth in every situation. But anyone who knows this guy understands his choice…

AHop – Hops had a beat on being represented by Dos Equis before the man of all men (Weshouse Subs) became the most interesting man in the world, but his recent onslaught and bad boy blog posts has completely turned his representation. Like is choice, the anger started out fun and exciting, but after a while it just makes you want to throw up…

Joe – This guy is a jack of all trades, he came up with the blog, the podcast, and was the first to show off for the camera during the games. Speaking of the Jack of all Trades metaphor, the man is a master of none. The constant reinvention of himself and the innate ability to stay relevant is just like his choice…

Ben – don’t get me wrong, Ben gets a lot of love for his basketball ability and recently his affinity for music. But this guy has to be a tad bitter, like his choice, from playing second fiddle to Abe as the best player in PCTI when ole #1 gets most of its/his recognition due to sheer volume…

B-EZ – smart, high basketball IQ are both words consistently used to describe Eskildsen. But too much time around someone constantly dissecting the game and breaking down mid-twenty washed up basketball players, makes you feel like too much of this beer will.. a pretentious prick…

Donley – Last and never least, loved by everyone…