Curb Your PCTI, Part II

I also forgot to mention yesterday that I plan on writing at least one blog a day (not including weekends) until PCTI. Enjoy.

If you missed Part I of this column, click here and scroll down to the other post. While I do not feel I unfairly judged anyone yesterday, it was not easy saying all negative things. Well now I get to praise you for the things you do well. Even LD can be kind at times. Also this was a lot easier than yesterdays.

**Do what BC said on the pod and skip to yourself, then read the rest**

Beasley – When he gets hot, he is hard to stop. Good defender and has good size for a guard. He is solid at pretty much every facet of the game. Ladies.

Carney – Good length and can guard a multitude of positions. Good decision maker in the post. Can step out and knock down a 3. Good rebounder. Media.

Donley – Body. Physical player that can play both inside and out. Efficient in his minutes. Driving for long periods of times. Protecting his family from potential threats (ie tornados). James Earl Jones’ type voice.

Eskildsen – Smartest basketball player ever. Crossover. Good penetrator. Spaces floor well. Great defender that can guard all 5 positions. High basketball IQ (he works for Standford for pete’s sake). Eating.

Hopkins – Good passer when not rushed. Solid screen setter. Talks well and plays decent defense. Good at baiting refs into calls. Rebounds well for his inability to jump. Does the little things (aka not good at anything but not terrible either). Contributing to PCTI off the court so people feel bad when they try and force him out in a couple years. Hair.

Krow – Does the little things (see above). Organizing PCTI. G-Chatting. Good defender (Closeout expert). Great communicator. 15 foot jump shot. Base tan. Best Assist to Turnover guy in PCTI.

McKinney – Great shooter. Moves well without the ball. Defends well. Sexy. Strong silent type.

Murray – Good defender. Knocks down open shots. Boxes out with the best of them. Chest hair. WELL travelled.

Orr – Good length. Protects the rim well. Good at passing out of the post (just does it too often). Comedy. Good touch around the rim. Fashion.

Pitto – Quick. Great shooter. Good ball handler and good passer. Gets women interested in PCTI. Being stalked.

Sabin – Taking a verbal beating. Conditioning. Great rebounder for his position. Good defender. Multiple wives. Coordinating pick-up games. Knock down shooter when open. PRO rating.

Spotlight – Good Rebound for his size. Good passer. 3^rd person nickname referencing. The pressures that come with being the spotlight. Can knock down the 3 ball.

Stephen – Constantly moving. When trying he’s the best offensive rebounder in PCTI. Cougars. Creating offense. Great size and creates match-up problems. Alcoholism. Playing on little to no sleep. Can D up multiple positions.

Thompson – Can be a great defender when he wants to be. Finding the camera. Good range and can catch fire. Good penetrator. ATHLETE. Acting. Humble. Good ball handler.

Van Horne – Girth. Very physical. Excellent rebounder. Gets good position in the post. Demands the ball and attention of the D. Good at drinking Smirnoff and not getting sick from the sugar. Can knock down the mid-range.

Wilson – Very quick on offense. If he starts hitting from the outside, he is the best offensive player in PCTI. Body Waxing/Nair-ing. Musically “gets it.” Beard head-band combo. Good passer (as long as no one unexpectedly cuts hard to the water fountain). Good at using his body to create for himself and others. His love and humor for AHOP.