I think it's safe to kid about the trampoline incident because I've already decided that Hops is incorrect in his self diagnosis and will be fine after a week or two of soreness.
A quick review, in case you were busy this weekend and are behind on exactly what happened.
What Did Happen:
A hop got hurt, possibly severely, by taking a hop on a trampoline.
What Didn't Happen:
Dan The boy did not get his eye gouged by a crow.
Smo did not get a concussion by taking an oar to the temple.
Bruiser was not pierced by a horn affixed to the hood of a Chevy Astro.
The author was not struck by a car in the knee.
Pitto did not fall in a pit.
Somewhere Norm McDonald is smiling.
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ReplyDeleteBeasley did not get attacked by a swarm of bees.
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