Friday, February 15, 2013

PCTI/Famous TV (Movie) Athlete Comparisons Part 4

Run BMC-Billy Hoyle, White Men Can't Jump.



Honestly, is there anyone on this planet more white than Bryan McKinney?  If you can name one thing about the guy that doesn't scream white (boyyyyyyyyyy), I'll spend a day with Wes as punishment for being wrong.  Bryan isn't quite as shrewd as Billy is, but the way Billy waltzed around the court acting like he didn't know what he is doing, until coming in and taking over the game when the money was on the line is something I convinced McKinney is waiting for.  The only difference is that B. Mac has this idea that it will be a better story if he waits to start his path of destruction after a few years of actual game film, rather than during pre-game warm ups like Billy did.

Bambi-Shooter McGavin, Gilmore Happy.



Both very skilled and decorated in their events, McGavin and Brent Carney thrive when things are going their way.  The second that someone else comes in and starts stealing their thunder, WATCH OUT.  Early in their careers they were at the top of their class (BC as MVP, Shooter as the guy who was about to win the green jacket), and were always happy go lucky.  Once Happy and Skillz came along, we saw the deeper, darker side that no one knew existed. 

More to come, work is getting in the way..
Smo Orr-Julie "The Cat" Gaffney, Mighty Ducks 2.



Julie the Cat will go down as the best defensive player in the history of Hollywood sports.  Her CAT like quickness, timing and passion for her craft enabled her to slow down the once dominant Gunner Stahl from Iceland.  Smo and the Cat share the same love for stopping offensive players, and the same hatred for playing offense.  Rest assure Smo will be lurking around the paint come 4 ready to gain back ownership of his rim, and his paint for that matter.

Ben Wilson-Lester Averman, Mighty Ducks 2.

I CRUSHED THIS ONE.  Both Wilson and Lester are dorky guys that everyone wonders why they are around.  They both have a reputation as funny guys, but that's only based on quantity of jokes, not quality.  I see Ben playing a similar role as Averman below, sitting there doing what he does best, annoying people.



2 comments:

  1. I think BMac's new nickname should be Woody. I'd like to hear BC's approval/dismissal of his comparison.

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  2. Bambi's is phenomenal. There is no better winner or worse loser in PCTI than the Brat.

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