This past PCTI may have been my favorite overall. I feel like there was a perfect blend of good weather, good times, and good basketball. With this in mind, and the fact that I'm bred as shit at work right now, I decided to write up a quick Top Five about why I enjoyed this PCTI so much in good ol' Scottsdale, AZ.
Number Five: Pool Time
This year, we all had the pleasure of staying in a pretty
Number Four: Golf Carts
What a
badass idea. I didn’t fully grasp the awesomeness of this service when it was
first explained to me but when I hoped on first my first ride, it all became
clear. These people would take you anywhere you wanted to go all for a tip! And
after 7 games of hard fought basketball, I might not have made it out the last
night without them. The only thing cooler would have been if they cruised
around in golf carts like the one Bubba Watson rolls in.
Number
Three: Women
From the
moment I first walked into the Morning Squeeze one thing became abundantly
clear; Scottsdale has some fine ass women. I consider myself spoiled when it
comes to being around smoking hot hunnies having grown up in Williamson County
and especially Brentwood which is saturated with them. But Scottsdale is on a
whole other level. Seriously. I’ve never see so many good looking waitresses in
a 1mile radius. I swear there must be a certain standard of hotness that has to
be met to even be considered for a waitress job there. And to top it all off,
they all wear spandex to serve you in. SPANDEX! That’s an even better idea than
the golf carts. Hell the idea must of started a trend because I swear that’s all
the girls wore out at the bars too. So hears to the HOT women of Scottsdale and
their spandex landing in at number 3.
Number
Two: Competition
I feel
like this past year’s basketball was some of the most intense, competitive we
have had. I can barely think of anyone showboating or talking to the camera or
even celebrating for that matter, because everyone knew they had to keep
grinding it out because the other team wanted it just as bad as you did. We
went from a blowout victory for the bad guys, to a tough fought rebound win for
the good guys…Twice. Then the good guys pull out a victory in game 5 which puts
the bad guys in a win or go home situation for two games in a row. After a win
in the first win or go home game for the bad guys, both teams drug their asses
out for a final, exhausting, EXHAUSTING, game 7 which the bad guys ultimately
won. I’m tired as hell just thinking about it. Yeah I fucking hate losing, but
that was some badass ball and great competition, and being a part of that was
good enough for me….and if you believe that last part you don’t really know me
that well. Fuck the bad guys.
Also,
PCTI brought some new competition to the board. TRIVIA NIGHT. I honestly
thought it was going to be kind of lame (sorry Hops) but I actually really
enjoyed it. Anything new that separates us into smaller groups and pits us
against each other is great because no one wants to lose. What was even greater
about this competition is there was beer drinking involved, which always bumps
it up a notch in my book.
Number
One: Morning Squeeze
There’s
no denying it, I love to eat. But I’m also very lazy. So to have a place that
was soo close and soo delicious was the most clutch thing about this trip for
me. What did Morning Squeeze NOT have?? Convenient location? Check. HUGE
variety? Check. Amazing Smoothies? Check. Smoking Hot Waitresses? Check.
Seriously, the only thing that would have made that place better was if I got a
happy ending after each meal. The food was delicious and the atmosphere was
soothing. A perfect combination for me and for that, it lands at my numero uno
spot.
