Saturday, March 2, 2019

Wrestling Comparisons - Current WWE

To force change from my previous wrestling comparisons, I'm going to use the current WWE crop.  I'll finish the rest at a later date.

Beas: Velveteen Dream
Zodiac Comparison: Taurus/Leo
Commentary: Eccentric, attractive, athletic with a knack for teasing people this combo couldn't be easier.


Psycho Carney: Drew McIntyre (The Scottish Psychopath)
Zodiac Comparison: Gemini/Gemini
Commentary: Previously rail thin converted physically imposing, these two Gemini's share good good mic skills and both have nothing short of 100 screws loose.


Actor: The Miz (The A-Lister)
Zodiac Comparison: Libra/Libra
Commentary: Hollywood wanna-be's that consistently deliver the highest level work but are chronically under appreciated due to sub-par physical make up and flair for the dramatic.



Donley: Roman Reigns
Zodiac Comparison: Gemini/Gemini
Commentary: Superior physical makeup, both men carry their company's banner, work hard, loves what they do, and brings it everytime they play... Most fittingly, both arouse passion for better or worse....


Huck: Brock Lesnar (The Beast Incarnate)
Zodiac Comparison: Capricorn/Cancer
Commentary: Both showed up to something new and used their superior skill set to dominate right out of the gates.  Combining size, strength and skill, both Lesnar and Huck have earned the right to be called "The Beast."  They both also prefer mouthpieces rather than put a lot of time in on the mic.  Huck's hook and Brock's suplexes are two of the most used, and successful moves I've ever seen.


Hops: Triple H (The Game)
Zodiac Comparison: Leo/Leo
Commentary: Both Hops and Triple H have grown in their respected fields through their love for the game.  They both somehow end up in the middle of everything, wear many hats, have a history of leading factions, speak slowly, and bounce from super serious to comedic relief non-stop.  Take away Triple H's bodybuilder look, and these two are the same person.