Thursday, May 31, 2012

PCTI Athletes Alter Ego's Part III


Josh Stephens-Mr. Perfect

Four years ago, the last thing anyone would be doing was extending a compliment to Josh Stephens in any way, shape or form.  However, in the past year, Stephens has gone from heavily criticized and extremely hated to intensely loved and envied by all.  It has been said repeatedly that there is no player in PCTI as talented or as complete as Josh Stephens.  He has been called superhuman at times for his ability to go out all night, perform in a girl, then come out and drop 30 pts on no sleep.  Because of all that, he reminds me of Mr. Perfect, the man who, as the vignettes show, can do it all.  Both are great at delivering promo's, however defer to their better half (Flair for Perfect/Hopkins for Abe) to do the talking for them.  One thing I will say though off the record-For a guy with decent throwing form in football, Mr. Perfect had the most busted shooting/swinging form I have ever seen.  In the wrestling ring, Perfect is even more similar to Stephens in the sense that everytime he stepped in the ring, he was the best in it.  Although he didn't receive the same success levels that Stephen's did (Direct comparison is WWF Championship=PCTI MVP), Perfect was the top talent in any wrestling faction he competed in.  RIP Curt Henning.


"Bad Boy" Brian Eskildsen-Bret "The Hitman" Hart

Two of Hart's three nicknames would be suited for Skilly (The Excellence of Execution and The Hitman).  Both Hart and Skilly pride themselves on knowing all the nuances of their respected sports, and doing the little things to make up for what they lack in natural ability.  Beyond their in ring/on the court similarities, both come from coaching backgrounds-Skilly as a future head basketball coach at Middle Tennessee State University/Hart as the son of ex-wrestler and the legendary wrestling trainer, Stu Hart.  Neither Hart nor Skilly were overwhelmingly successful early on due to lack of physicality and talent, as Hart bounced around the tag team ranks carrying his brother in law, bad boy looking and world renowned scrub Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart, while Skilly road the pine in high school.  As time progressed, both matured physically and put a higher emphasis on the little things, leading to more success (Hitman as an Intercontinental Champ and Skilly as captain and starter on a college championship intramural squad).  With success comes more swagger, and both enjoyed and embraced it.  Despite not being a natural behind the mic early on, Hitman eventually wrestled his way into the headliner role and with the increased exposure, improved into a quality quote.  All things included, Hart eventually became a WWF Champion, something that based on natural ability, was one of the most incredible accomplishments I have ever seen a wrestler make.  In Skilly's case, with a vested interest in learning the nuances of the game to become a quality head coach some day, he has groomed his game into one of the most complete in PCTI, and because of that is within striking distance of the ultimate honor, PCTI 3 MVP.  On top of everything else, both are fan favorites with kids (Hitman giving the youngins his shades before the game/Skilly looking out for Pitto).  Lastly, both had short stints as bad guy's, a role both played much better than anyone could have expected.



Michael Beasley-"The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels

The obvious comment to this comparison is the ladies man persona that both HBK and Beas have received for good reason over the years.  However, there is much more to this than the sterotype.  When you talk about the sports of professional wrestling and basketball, one would think there would be a ton of athletes involved in each, respectively.  Not so much.  Beas in PCTI sticks out like a sore thumb athetically, a lot like Michaels did while he ran the WWF for much of the late 90's and early 2000's.  Michael's used to run circles around guys like Diesel (Who played college hoops at University of Tennessee by the way), Razor Ramon (One of my all time favorites but a terrible technical wrestler), and Yokozuna, not only bringing athletic credibility to the matches, but carrying his opponent along with it.  Beas is similar.  When watching guy's like Krow, Murray, Hopkins and Orr struggle to dribble and run at the same time, hit wide open layups, and make a conventional inbounds pass, it helps to have a Beasley making circus shots around the goal, grabbing athletic rebounds at it's highest point, dribbling behind his back without it going off his back out of bounds, and most importantly-Showcasing legitimate body control.  Both Michaels and Beasley have gone through phases of being huge heart guy's, shown by Michaels when Jose Lothario trained him to be prepared for his first title shot, which was hyped up as a "Boyhood Dream."  Although a little different than a WWF World Championship, Beas made a living in HS football as a hard hitting, heart guy who left it all on the field.  Different scenerio's, but can't deny the passion.  Now that all that's over, let's be serious... It's really because they are both hearthrobs in their respected industries.

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Anthony Hopkins-"The Enforcer" Arn Anderson. 

There are so many similarities between these two I don't know where to start.  Arn made a career off success as a team player and leader in the most popular stable of all time, the 4 Horseman.  Similarly, Hops is the glue that holds PCTI's only stable together, the Quad Pod.  Arn never wowed you in any facet of what he did outside of one thing-ENFORCING.  Every success (There were a lot of them over the years) that Arn had was done uglier than it's ever been done before.  His punches were ugly.  His promo's were ugly.  His spinebuster was uglier.  He was ugly.  Outside of looks, Hops basketball career couldn't be more similar.  His shot is ugly.  His defense is ugly.  His game is ugly.  All that being said, both catapulted their lack of skill in any facet of life into immense success and popularity.  Arn had a stint as GM of WCW wrestling personnel.  Hops is PCTI's director of player personnel.  On top of everything, both are Enforcer's in their respected industries that tell it like it is and let people know where they stand.


Scott Donley-"Ravishing" Rick Rude

There is one, and only one difference between Ravishing Rick Rude and Scott Donley.  That difference is that Rude promotes his appeal to anyone that will listen.  Donley takes a back seat (Or pays people) to promote his.  Rude and Donley both LOVE the camera and think the camera loves them much more.  To their credit, both athlete's deliver good promo's and are quality in the ring/on the court.  Both take a completely different approaches when in the midst of competition than they do the pretty boy persona they portray.  Donley plays hard nosed with very little prettiness in his game, despite being to produce in most facets.  Rude is a natural street fighter with skills as a technician.  Rude's ceiling was always a quality interconinental champ that never made the leap to World Champ.  Donley's might be as an All-Tournament team guy.  Whether or not Donley can make the leap to MVP remains to be seen, but the similarities are uncanny, stick.





"Stickman" Ian Van Horne-"Stone Cold" Steve Austin

This was a tough decision, as Bruiser has more similarities to Juventud Guerraro and the other lucha libres than he does Stone Cold.  Since Bruise has taken a pounding so far this offseason, I figured the last thing he needed was a comparison between himself and some lightweight, highflying scrubs that do cute moves and get pounded on by guy's bigger than them.  Bruise and Stone Cold have quite a few similarities when you break it down a little further.  To start, both are world renowned beer drinkers.  They pride themselves on speed, mass consumption, savvy and passion.  Similarly, both take things personal if someone takes a cheap shot at their respected place of birth (JBL angering Austin for supporting Candian beer, Krow/Thompson angering Bruiser for talking trash about Nashville).  Both Austin and Bruiser are known to have a screw loose when pushed far enough and thus, have a tough guy reputation.  Both athletes can double as pretty boys, shown above in Austin's early years when he went by "Stunning" Steve Austin.  Bruise has gained notoriety within the female ranks with his not so bad boy dimples, something that drives the woman wild.  In the ring and on the court, the similarities are spot on.  Neither have an extensive array of moves but make a living on one go to (Austin's stunner and Bruiser's drop step) and a competitive demeanor.

PCTI Athletes Alter Ego's Part 1


Brent Carney-"Holllywood" Hulk Hogan

One would think a life lived as a popular figurehead that everyone loves would be enough to keep one happy.  Despite being extremely mediocre in the ring, Hulk Hogan is the most popular wrestler of all time.  For whatever reason, that wasn't enough to keep Hulk from turning on all the Hulkumaniacs at Bash at the Beach.  Like Hogan, BC loves all the fame he receives from hosting the first two PCTI's, having history with many other players, and also having the big job interview pre-PCTI 3. After moving the tip time back an hour to accomodate his schedule, BC did not receive enough time to warm up, get loose, etc.  His short memory resulted in forgetting the efforts made to make sure he could fully partipate, and immediately turned on everyone (Namely Krow and Murray), ridiculing and deamening them despite their efforts to support him.  Additionally, neither Hogan nor BC really add much value in the ring and on the court.  I would compare Hogan's big boot to BC's right hand (The two worst set up moves of all time), then the finisher of Hogan's leg drop and BC's back to the basket game (The two worst finishers of all time).  The similarities are off the charts.  More than anything, Hogan didn't mind turning his back on his fans, and neither does BC.


Joe Thompson-"Nature Boy" Ric Flair

You can say two specific things to really compare the two-They were both born in the south.. And born to perform.  Ric Flair made a living in wrestling with his ability to master his craft, despite some limitations.  He was equally fantastic in front of the camera delivering a promo as he was an in ring entertainer.  Not the best technician, however he mastered his craft in the ring with four moves that kept the crowd poppin'-The chop, the figure four, the cheap shot and best of all, the walk three steps after getting beaten up and faceplanting.  Thompson is similar in the sense that he delivers great humor in his interviews, is constantly entertaining the camera during game's with his antics, and does four things on the court very well that make him a top candidate for consistent PCTI accolades-Shoot 3's, get offensive rebounds, shoot passing lanes, and infuriate the opposing team.


Josh Pitto-Jerry "The King" Lawler

This video is a perfect example of Josh Pitto in a nut shell.  Like Jerry the King, Pitto is a fast talking big mouth who's chatter has been a blessing and a curse in his life.  The curse is based upon the fact that he pisses off everyone his path.  The blessing is that he somehow has managed to keep a relatively large base of friends around him for the better part of his life.  Both Pitto and the King love to talk a big game like they are tough, and repeatedly get shut down, never once learning their lesson.  Pitto is a better on court technician than Lawler is in ring so he ups his value in that sense, however the other similarities are far more important.  One can only hope Pitto's mouth doesn't keep him in PCTI as long as Lawler's did wrestling, otherwise we could be stuck with him for the next 30 years.

Friday, May 25, 2012

Happy Memorial Day

PCTI and its esteemed players wish you a safe and happy Memorial Day Weekend.

God Bless Our Soldiers, God Bless America, and God Bless PCTI.