Comparing PCTI Players to Wild Animals

As you all continue to get to know me, you will learn that there is one thing I do with most of my time:  Wikipedia.  What are my favorite things to wiki?  Wrestler's and wild animals.  If you all are ever bored, I suggest spending some time doing one or the other.  It really is interesting. 

Building off my first writing success comparing each of us to wrestler's, it's time I do the same, only this time with wild animals.  Wild animals are great comparisons as we have learned from "The Black Mamba" and "The Rattlesnake" so without further ado, allow me to begin:

Stickman-Polar Bears

Stickunit and the polar bears share one specific word when you look at them-"Cute."  Polar bears are cute and cuddly creatures that seem harmless to the natural eye.  When women see the Bruiser smile and dimples they can't help but to love it.  All is not fun and games when it comes to these two giants.  Polar Bears, when provoked, are one of the most viscious wild animals in all the land.  If you come within 100 feet of their food, they will attack.  If you pick on a family member or friend, they will attack.  When they attack, they use their enormous size, aggression, speed and shoulders to maul anyone and everyone.  Similarly, Bruise has lived that life.  The infamous moment when someone stole a piece of bacon off his plate is an anger I will never forget.  The guy has gotten into more fights defending his family and friends more than he has his own.  There was a time when a few UT punks were agitating him in a car when a drunk Stickman was trying to walk home.  They wouldn't stop so he walked up to the car, knocked out the guy in the front seat, walked to the passanger size, then knocked him out.  That reminds me a lot of the video when an obnoxious women was asking for a pounding, so the polar bear gave it to her.

Big Brent-Giraffe

It was a close call between a giraffe and a deer, but I decided we would go with the out of the box idea.  Giraffe's and BC have gotten through their athletic careers on the court/in the wild by utilizing their height, length, and ability to kick.  Although not overly powerful, giraffe's use a strong kick to keep their prey away.  BC's method of establishing dominance has always been to kick, something his Father Ryan teammates learned one time when a young sophmore made the mistake of boxing out too hard.  Both giraffe's and BC are fond of "Necking" something they do to drive the opposite sex wild.  Enjoy the video of the lion taking down the giraffe, something that reminded me of Wes doing BC similarly by taking him completely out of the picture via a box out.