#2 Overall Pixie Stick: THE FRUIT STAND

After a drastic reach by Wes Murray with the #1 overall pick, I gladly will take advantage of his mishaps and draft what should be the #1 roommate on everyone's big board.

Pro's: He has perfect hy(geno)Atkins, takes up no space in the rare case he makes it to a bed, and has a really bad tolerance for alc stick.

The Geno Atikins shout out probably has people thinking it's Scott Donley.  Well it's not.

Con's: His current living situation leaves question marks as to whether he has been corrupted by his terrible roommate. 

With their first round pick, the Fruit Stand selects Michael "Sma" Orr.

Dear Wes Murray

Dear Wes Murray,

You may find this hard to believe, but Spotlight actually respects the hell out of you for the stunt you pulled in the second annual PCTI Roommate Draft© this morning. Spotlight made his mark on this world by being disruptive, by ravaging the natural order of things, by tearing down the social fabric of this great nation, and by plowing every emotionally train wrecked girl on either side of the Mason-Dixon Line. The net result is a more disturbing, sinister world full of crazies for everyone (especially Abe)… And apparently Wes Murray, you LIKE living in the world that Spotlight created. #RESPECT #FRENEMIES

But another thing you like Wes Murray, is In-N-Out Burger:

So Spotlight is going to throw down the gauntlet today, out of the utmost of respect for you, your tactics and your beard:

• Give Spotlight your first two picks
• Take Spotlight's #4 or #7 overall pick
• Accept an invitation to an intimate (#nohomo) evening with the #quadpod marked by good conversation, stories about basketball and life, and all the Animal Style© you can get your grubby little paws on.

Deal?

Compensation Selection of the Roommate Draft

With the selection of The Beas, I have been informed that I will receive the compensation round pick for quick attack on the decimating the Quad Pod.

 

Therefore, with the next pick, I will be selecting the Long Hair, Don't Care Glue Guy, AHop.

 

Reasons:

 

In 3 PCTIs, I believe Ahop has only combined to sleep approximately 24 hours over those 8 nights. There is only one other man to sleep less during that time (Abe) and many of those hours weren't spent in the hotel. Top it off, that rumors are abounding that Abe's womanizing game is faltering and 60 lbs on Hops, sounds like more uncomfortable evenings in the 4 man. Hops always brings the comedy, a deep raspy voice bright and early, and an awareness of all things PCTI.

 

Add it all up, and what do you got? A top notch pick in the compensation slot.

 

#ToHellWittheQuadPOD

#QUADPOD2.0

editor's note: This was posted by AHOP, but was just a copy and paste job (highly skilled at formatting excel for blog posts). This in no way expresses the opinion or interest of the poster. ~AHOP, QP

Oh You Mean Guard Someone?

CTFU, I GOT THIS.  COMIN FOR YOU DON LEE.

4th MAN SELECTED!!

CONGRATS!!

Wes Murray, against the worst odds possible, has picked the “4^th Man”! That means that not only has he pulled one of the most popular players and person in PCTI, he essentially gets a #1 draft pick all over again. Could this be the thing that catapults Wes back into PCTI love and motivates him to get ready for on the court action? Or will this just fuel the off season alcohol intake in preparation to try and hang with the Captain during PCTI IV?

Once again congratulations! You are on the clock once again.

1st Overall Selection of the Roommate Draft

Ladies (Fruit) and Gentlemen,

Clearly the roommate draft is my only opportunity to be a captain in the history of PCTI, so nothing I could be more excited for here, so time to be able to mix it up.

PCTI is centered around 3 objectives, 1) solid basketball 2) friends & 3) frenemies. Since I'm clearly lacking in 2 of these 3 categories, I'm basing my draft pick off someone that is well rounded in all 3 phases with a goal of making a few true enemies with the pick.

The first pick of the 2nd Annual Roommate Draft will be......

Michael Beasley.

Spotlight, sorry your other half is going to be unavailable to you but I hate it for you (clearly don't).

Beas, welcome aboard!! The fridge will be stocked and I'm not sure you're on the market for a DUFF (designated ugly, fat friend) but I'm making my audition.

editor's note: This was posted by AHOP, but was just a copy and paste job (highly skilled at formatting excel for blog posts). This in no way expresses the opinion or interest of the poster. ~AHOP, QP

beas.0 Mock Draft

Mockdraft beas.0 is based off the following scenario:

Joe will fulfill Abe’s request and defer the first pick in order to get picks 2 & 3.  This will also means Joe could be stuck with Sabin with the last pick.  I am under the impression that taking 2nd and 3rd pick are worth the risk.

Skills	Joe
1. ABE-  Not really much to say about this one.  QP	2. Donley - This one makes sense for a lot of reasons. The main one being he proved to be a versatile defender in III.  If Joe is going to adhere to Abe’s request, he is going to need a big versatile guy like cockboy to check him.
4. Pitto-  Now everyone just hang on a minute before dismissing the rest of my draft for credibility.  Pitto proved to everyone that he can be a team guy in III.  He is a solid ball handler, is quick, and can sink a set shot from anywhere across half court.  He is also proven to be a solid defender when he dedicates himself.  The basketball credentials are there.  Now add-on that he is best friends with Skills, living with Skills, and utterly lost without him.	3. BC-  Joe wants to get big early.  There is no other way to build your front line then with BIG BAMBY.  Look for these two to instill a series of set plays that involve 3 to 4 double screens, strait out of the playbook of Doug Bontrager.  Also, these two are reportedly unbeaten when playing together.
5. Ben-  No secret this guy had an abhorrent showing in III.  Simply because of The Dead Sea Scrolls.  Now that the author is on his team, look for Ben to return to his old form.  Note to Skilly, make the scrolls disappear.	6. Beas- Having gone big with his first two picks Joe will take yours truly with the sixth overall pick.  Joe knowledge of my basketball pedigree weighs heavily into this pick.  This pick is mainly attractive due to Joe’s next selection.  QP
8. McKinney-  It has been made known that Skills loves BMC’s game.  I am not sure what to make of all the jargon that BMC will have a break out year.  I will say this, if BMC will allow Skills to incorporate him into his system how he wishes, you could see a solid performance.	7.  Spotlight-  Does anyone see a trend here?  With Joe’s 3rd, 4th, and 5th picks he has gone with hard nose, Middle Tennessee Divison II basketball products.  Spotlight brings everything to the basketball court that Joe could want.  He will move on offense, hit the open shot, handle the ball well, go to the offensive boards, and lock down his man on defense.  QP
9. Bruise-  This could be a steal for Coach Skills with the 9th pick overall.  You have to think with Bruise and Skills on the boards, team Skills will see multiple second and third chance opportunities.  This is assuming the Bruise rededicates himself to the paint.  Look for team sKiller to build there team around offensive rebounding in order to create more shot opportunities for Honest Abe.	10. Danny-  Much of PCTI offense is bring the ball across half court, make a pass, shot up and now lets go to the other end and see the same.  Joe is bucking the trend with this draft.  By drafting the Fruitsicle, you will have yet another guy on team Mighty Jo looking to make the extra pass instead of jacking up a jumper.  This could lead to an open three look for Sloppy Jo, or a back door lay up for Spot.
12. Smo- Who’s rim?  Well I am not really sure the answer to that question.  After last year you can’t answer the question with Smo’s rim.  However, with Smo you do get an enforcer.  It is important to have a guy that isn’t afraid to get physical.  Smo led PCTI III with 17 personal fouls.  He was the only guy other then Big Bamby (13) to be in double digits.  Look for him to come to PCTI IV with a chip on his shoulder for losing the vote to bring PCTI to Chatty.	11. AHop-  Originally I had Hops going higher, but he has dropped a few spots due to his self-evaluation in the Quad Pod Cast.  I am confident after the draft Hops will find a gym.  Hops has overtaken the Fruit Smoothie and become PCTI’s top glue guy.  Add-on that he will have two of his best friends on the team.  This pick is gold!  QP
13. Sabin-  VALUE.  Skills is too smart to let Sabin escape to the other team.  This is hands down one of the top players in PCTI.  With the Fruit Roll Up taking his previous position of PCTI villain, look for Sabin to flourish, not only on the court, but at the bar as well.	14. Wes-  No surprise here.  This guy made it abundantly clear that he has NO time outside of work for ANYTHING.  He is clearly in PCTI for the beer drinking, and fast-food eating.  Unfortunately neither of those factor into this draft.  Sorry Fil-A.

editor's note: This was posted by AHOP, but was just a copy and paste job (highly skilled at formatting excel for blog posts). This in no way expresses the opinion or interest of the poster.