Dear Wes Murray,
You may find this hard to believe, but
Spotlight actually respects the hell out of you for the stunt you pulled in the
second annual PCTI Roommate Draft© this morning. Spotlight made his mark on
this world by being disruptive, by ravaging the natural order of things, by
tearing down the social fabric of this great nation, and by plowing every
emotionally train wrecked girl on either side of the Mason-Dixon Line. The net
result is a more disturbing, sinister world full of crazies for everyone
(especially Abe)… And apparently Wes Murray, you LIKE living in the world that
Spotlight created. #RESPECT #FRENEMIES
But another thing you like Wes Murray, is
In-N-Out Burger:
So Spotlight is going to throw down the
gauntlet today, out of the utmost of respect for you, your tactics and your
beard:
- Give Spotlight your first two picks
- Take Spotlight's #4 or #7 overall pick
- Accept an invitation to an intimate (#nohomo) evening with the #quadpod marked by good conversation, stories about basketball and life, and all the Animal Style© you can get your grubby little paws on.
Deal?
Wes,
ReplyDeleteYou are faced here with an opportunity to gain the support of PCTI's most powerful interest group, which makes up 25% of PCTI. You have an opportunity to completely revolutionize your standings within the invitational. What is it going to be?
2 things...
ReplyDelete1)Brilliance with adding the photos...so enticing
2)Interesting to see a selected player lobbying a trade minutes after coming off the draft board...
Mulling it over
DON'T DO IT!
ReplyDeleteThis shows what kind of guy Beas is. Who the hell would want to draft him in the real draft now?
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