Wednesday, October 24, 2012

beas.0 Mock Draft


Mockdraft beas.0 is based off the following scenario:

Joe will fulfill Abe’s request and defer the first pick in order to get picks 2 & 3.  This will also means Joe could be stuck with Sabin with the last pick.  I am under the impression that taking 2nd and 3rd pick are worth the risk.


Skills
Joe
1. ABE-  Not really much to say about this one.  QP
2. Donley - This one makes sense for a lot of reasons. The main one being he proved to be a versatile defender in III.  If Joe is going to adhere to Abe’s request, he is going to need a big versatile guy like cockboy to check him.
4. Pitto-  Now everyone just hang on a minute before dismissing the rest of my draft for credibility.  Pitto proved to everyone that he can be a team guy in III.  He is a solid ball handler, is quick, and can sink a set shot from anywhere across half court.  He is also proven to be a solid defender when he dedicates himself.  The basketball credentials are there.  Now add-on that he is best friends with Skills, living with Skills, and utterly lost without him.  
3. BC-  Joe wants to get big early.  There is no other way to build your front line then with BIG BAMBY.  Look for these two to instill a series of set plays that involve 3 to 4 double screens, strait out of the playbook of Doug Bontrager.  Also, these two are reportedly unbeaten when playing together.  
5. Ben-  No secret this guy had an abhorrent showing in III.  Simply because of The Dead Sea Scrolls.  Now that the author is on his team, look for Ben to return to his old form.  Note to Skilly, make the scrolls disappear.  
6. Beas- Having gone big with his first two picks Joe will take yours truly with the sixth overall pick.  Joe knowledge of my basketball pedigree weighs heavily into this pick.  This pick is mainly attractive due to Joe’s next selection.  QP 
8. McKinney-  It has been made known that Skills loves BMC’s game.  I am not sure what to make of all the jargon that BMC will have a break out year.  I will say this, if BMC will allow Skills to incorporate him into his system how he wishes, you could see a solid performance.
7.  Spotlight-  Does anyone see a trend here?  With Joe’s 3rd, 4th, and 5th picks he has gone with hard nose, Middle Tennessee Divison II basketball products.  Spotlight brings everything to the basketball court that Joe could want.  He will move on offense, hit the open shot, handle the ball well, go to the offensive boards, and lock down his man on defense.  QP 
9. Bruise-  This could be a steal for Coach Skills with the 9th pick overall.  You have to think with Bruise and Skills on the boards, team Skills will see multiple second and third chance opportunities.  This is assuming the Bruise rededicates himself to the paint.  Look for team sKiller to build there team around offensive rebounding in order to create more shot opportunities for Honest Abe.
10. Danny-  Much of PCTI offense is bring the ball across half court, make a pass, shot up and now lets go to the other end and see the same.  Joe is bucking the trend with this draft.  By drafting the Fruitsicle, you will have yet another guy on team Mighty Jo looking to make the extra pass instead of jacking up a jumper.  This could lead to an open three look for Sloppy Jo, or a back door lay up for Spot.
12. Smo- Who’s rim?  Well I am not really sure the answer to that question.  After last year you can’t answer the question with Smo’s rim.  However, with Smo you do get an enforcer.  It is important to have a guy that isn’t afraid to get physical.  Smo led PCTI III with 17 personal fouls.  He was the only guy other then Big Bamby (13) to be in double digits.  Look for him to come to PCTI IV with a chip on his shoulder for losing the vote to bring PCTI to Chatty.  
11. AHop-  Originally I had Hops going higher, but he has dropped a few spots due to his self-evaluation in the Quad Pod Cast.  I am confident after the draft Hops will find a gym.  Hops has overtaken the Fruit Smoothie and become PCTI’s top glue guy.  Add-on that he will have two of his best friends on the team.  This pick is gold!  QP
13. Sabin-  VALUE.  Skills is too smart to let Sabin escape to the other team.  This is hands down one of the top players in PCTI.  With the Fruit Roll Up taking his previous position of PCTI villain, look for Sabin to flourish, not only on the court, but at the bar as well.
14. Wes-  No surprise here.  This guy made it abundantly clear that he has NO time outside of work for ANYTHING.  He is clearly in PCTI for the beer drinking, and fast-food eating.  Unfortunately neither of those factor into this draft.  Sorry Fil-A.  


editor's note: This was posted by AHOP, but was just a copy and paste job (highly skilled at formatting excel for blog posts). This in no way expresses the opinion or interest of the poster. 

4 comments:

  1. Can we make this official that the two teams just became team sKiller and team Mighty Jo?

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  2. Josh Pitto after three straight years going dead last catapulting all the way to #4 overall?

    #boldstick

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  3. HIGHLIGHTS:
    1) Doug Bontrager #shoutout
    2) Beas again shows why he's the best nicknamer in business: cockboy and fruitsicle
    3) Giving us the image of Sabin at a bar... downright freaky

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  4. No matter what BC says, Beas' off season has been nothing short of tremendous.

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